sleepy :)

skipper | queer | enthused about podcasts, wizards, and space pirates

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

hey kid. im a computah. stop all the downloadin 

[sniffanimal]

how am I gonna be an optometrist about this

[abalidoth]

and if you close one eye

can you tell me what's the symbol on row four

and if you close one eye

I prescribe you one diopter more

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

[post-troy-stress-disorder]

out of the many adjectives one can use to describe one's body, traitorous has gotta be my favourite. like yesssss, denounce yourself for having wants and wishes and biological imperatives. 99% of yearners quit before they manage to amputate instinct from rationality

[charlesoberonn]

We need more scary infinite variants of manmade environments like the Infinite IKEA or the Backrooms.

May I suggest, The Lot:

[charlesoberonn]

I'm sorry to disappoint you but this is a real parking lot. I didn't edit it.

[charlesoberonn]

Check out the lot-to-building ratio in any large American sports stadium

[toawk]

Some lots are so big they have bus services specifially inside it. The lots are broken into sections and buses go around to their sections at a set amount of times before the start of something and drive people to the main building.

[charlesoberonn]

The societies of lost people inside The Lot would probably operate something like that to locate and pick up new arrivals and bring them over to one of the major settlements.

[charlesoberonn]

In the Infinite Ikea or Backrooms you can convince yourself there's gonna be a door round the next corner or behind that wall.

But despite it being completely open, there is no hope of escape from The Lot. Whereever you look it's just more cars from horizon to horizon.

[bonediggercharleston]

Sheesh, man, that's

a lot

[papayajuan2019]

has anyone also noticed that they feel awful

[papayajuan2019]

has anyone also noticed that they feel awful

[papayajuan2019]

has anyone also noticed that they feel awful

[a-book-of-creatures]

Cicada sketches by Vincent van Gogh.

Found in Vincent van Gogh, Letters from Provence (French edition).

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

[thatsbelievable]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

[medievaljournalist]

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

[importantcatpics]

[ghostshipskipper]

mini selsby photo shoot

there was a large positive reaction to mini selsby, so i decided to post the silly pictures i took of them

microwave

fish! very animal crossing. the fish have metal hair clips in them (fidget fish) which allow harper to hold them! i have been encouraged to make a beetle to lean into the animal crossing of it all

metal pole i got from work :) my bosses keep letting me take them :)

no harper! you are too small to use that walkie talkie! you cannot do another heist!

and last: my cat passes judgement upon harper

[vultures-nest]

im studying histology and i just like the little guys that work so hard to keep our organisms up and running