sleepy :)

skipper | queer | enthused about podcasts, wizards, and space pirates

[valtsv]

a saint and a scapegoat are convergent subspecies of sacrifice

[valtsv]

& a saint can evolve in a scapegoat and a scapegoat into a saint

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[isaidimafuckingstar]

they're letting me interact with People tomorrow. Normal ones

[banhmigoddess]

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

[t4timekeeper]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[t4timekeeper]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[t4timekeeper]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[t4timekeeper]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[oneheadtoanother]

[minotaurapologist]

Interesting….

[minotaurapologist]

This can’t be…

[bmure]

couldn’t stop thinking about them…

[feefal]

Gold, Silver, and Bronze!🥇🥈🥉

Now as sisters and with a complex sibling dynamic.

[feefal]

did you know 24k gold is so soft you can scratch it with a fingernail? Because bronze knows

[eden-eden-eden-eden-eden]

Please please a strawberry for me please

[nollimet]

Just some late night post card making ft Gars

[ID: horizontal lines of blue and white identical garfish with orange and yellow stars interspersed. end ID]

[holisticdetective42]

coworkers are addicted to crafting and casually saying new and incredibly erotic sentences such as “has anyone ever told you you have pleading eyes”

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“Egg”

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

What do you MEAN you don't want my brain eating parasite? You don't like him?!? But he's so useful at doing Task(unspecified)!And I already put one in all of your food and the drinking water and somehow on your bank's page. It only cost one thousand baby souls to make, such a small price to pay!

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[guiltfactory]

i like when both people in a relationship are scared of it

[cannibalcaprine2]

bites you. fuckign bites you. bites you so har,d. SO hard. bites you so fucking hard (1 damage).

[cannibalcaprine2]

BITES YOU (1 damage again)