The Bright Sessions
#extradirty
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Today's Document
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
@theartofmadeline
The Bowery Presents
todays bird
occasionally subtle
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
NASA
shark vs the universe
izzy's playlists!
Color Me Curious
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Monterey Bay Aquarium
PR's Tumblrdome
bliss lane
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from India
seen from Brazil
seen from India
seen from Mexico
seen from United States
seen from Finland
seen from Israel
seen from Germany
seen from United Arab Emirates
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Venezuela
seen from United States
@ghoststephenstotchaskblog
(Stephen to marjorine) Easy sweetheart, the barrel of a gun is cold, isn't it? -Marjorine
Being a ghost had some advantages he didn’t have to worry about getting hurt now. . Anyway he was able to keep the gun levitated at the girls forehead, a big smirk on his face. “Did you think death could stop me?”
hello father - Marjorine (Axel)
Marji! Have you seen the light and decided to go home to me?
I use to spy on that Butters kid
You’re grounded!
Go back to hell
I use to spy on that Butters kid
You’re grounded!
“I want fifty thousand dollars or you’ll never see your children again.” @therealjacktenorman
Sure Stephen. Meet me at my house with my children and I’ll pay you. *officer Jessie is secretly watching over Jack*
That’s not how it works Jack you give me the money and I’ll give you your son back.
*smiles as he gives Stephen a case* here you go. Now give me my children! *the case has a sleeping gas*
“Nope.. I want the money handed to me.. there could be paint bombs in that case.”
Switches the suit case where “money” can be seen. I always keep my word. Now I want my children released to me.
“Hmm… Give me five minutes.”
I’ll go with you. I don’t trust you. I want my children safe and sound
You realize you kidnapped my Marj right?
Actually…..I was thinking if you could sell her to me. Paris Hilton offered and I’m as rich as her. * Jack decided not to tell Stephen since he’s an abusive dad he can easily go to jail and lose custody of Marjorine. And of course his lawyers could give Jack custody of Marjorine*
She isn’t for sale.. unless you have.. a million dollars..
*recieves a text from officer Jessie that his children have been rescued* actually Stephen I was lying. You see your an abusive asshole and my lawyers said I could get custody of Marjorine. Also someone knows you killed your wife. You could be arrested for a long, long time.
I didn’t kill her! She ran off and married some Purta Rican guy
*laughs* actually there is a witness that saw you with your wife’s dead body and blood on your clothes.
That was just some dirty laundry
“I want fifty thousand dollars or you’ll never see your children again.” @therealjacktenorman
Sure Stephen. Meet me at my house with my children and I’ll pay you. *officer Jessie is secretly watching over Jack*
That’s not how it works Jack you give me the money and I’ll give you your son back.
*smiles as he gives Stephen a case* here you go. Now give me my children! *the case has a sleeping gas*
“Nope.. I want the money handed to me.. there could be paint bombs in that case.”
Switches the suit case where “money” can be seen. I always keep my word. Now I want my children released to me.
“Hmm… Give me five minutes.”
I’ll go with you. I don’t trust you. I want my children safe and sound
You realize you kidnapped my Marj right?
Actually…..I was thinking if you could sell her to me. Paris Hilton offered and I’m as rich as her. * Jack decided not to tell Stephen since he’s an abusive dad he can easily go to jail and lose custody of Marjorine. And of course his lawyers could give Jack custody of Marjorine*
She isn’t for sale.. unless you have.. a million dollars..
*recieves a text from officer Jessie that his children have been rescued* actually Stephen I was lying. You see your an abusive asshole and my lawyers said I could get custody of Marjorine. Also someone knows you killed your wife. You could be arrested for a long, long time.
I didn’t kill her! She ran off and married some Purta Rican guy
“I want fifty thousand dollars or you’ll never see your children again.” @therealjacktenorman
Sure Stephen. Meet me at my house with my children and I’ll pay you. *officer Jessie is secretly watching over Jack*
That’s not how it works Jack you give me the money and I’ll give you your son back.
*smiles as he gives Stephen a case* here you go. Now give me my children! *the case has a sleeping gas*
“Nope.. I want the money handed to me.. there could be paint bombs in that case.”
Switches the suit case where “money” can be seen. I always keep my word. Now I want my children released to me.
“Hmm… Give me five minutes.”
I’ll go with you. I don’t trust you. I want my children safe and sound
You realize you kidnapped my Marj right?
Actually…..I was thinking if you could sell her to me. Paris Hilton offered and I’m as rich as her. * Jack decided not to tell Stephen since he’s an abusive dad he can easily go to jail and lose custody of Marjorine. And of course his lawyers could give Jack custody of Marjorine*
She isn’t for sale.. unless you have.. a million dollars..
“I want fifty thousand dollars or you’ll never see your children again.” @therealjacktenorman
Sure Stephen. Meet me at my house with my children and I’ll pay you. *officer Jessie is secretly watching over Jack*
That’s not how it works Jack you give me the money and I’ll give you your son back.
*smiles as he gives Stephen a case* here you go. Now give me my children! *the case has a sleeping gas*
“Nope.. I want the money handed to me.. there could be paint bombs in that case.”
Switches the suit case where “money” can be seen. I always keep my word. Now I want my children released to me.
“Hmm… Give me five minutes.”
I’ll go with you. I don’t trust you. I want my children safe and sound
Try anything and you’ll be joining your wife got it? *Points a gun at him*
“I want fifty thousand dollars or you’ll never see your children again.” @therealjacktenorman
Sure Stephen. Meet me at my house with my children and I’ll pay you. *officer Jessie is secretly watching over Jack*
That’s not how it works Jack you give me the money and I’ll give you your son back.
*smiles as he gives Stephen a case* here you go. Now give me my children! *the case has a sleeping gas*
“Nope.. I want the money handed to me.. there could be paint bombs in that case.”
Switches the suit case where “money” can be seen. I always keep my word. Now I want my children released to me.
“Hmm… Give me five minutes.”
I’ll go with you. I don’t trust you. I want my children safe and sound
You realize you kidnapped my Marj right?
“I want fifty thousand dollars or you’ll never see your children again.” @therealjacktenorman
Sure Stephen. Meet me at my house with my children and I’ll pay you. *officer Jessie is secretly watching over Jack*
That’s not how it works Jack you give me the money and I’ll give you your son back.
*smiles as he gives Stephen a case* here you go. Now give me my children! *the case has a sleeping gas*
“Nope.. I want the money handed to me.. there could be paint bombs in that case.”
Switches the suit case where “money” can be seen. I always keep my word. Now I want my children released to me.
“Hmm... Give me five minutes.”
“I want fifty thousand dollars or you’ll never see your children again.” @therealjacktenorman
Sure Stephen. Meet me at my house with my children and I’ll pay you. *officer Jessie is secretly watching over Jack*
That’s not how it works Jack you give me the money and I’ll give you your son back.
*smiles as he gives Stephen a case* here you go. Now give me my children! *the case has a sleeping gas*
“Nope.. I want the money handed to me.. there could be paint bombs in that case.”
“I want fifty thousand dollars or you’ll never see your children again.” @therealjacktenorman
Sure Stephen. Meet me at my house with my children and I’ll pay you. *officer Jessie is secretly watching over Jack*
That’s not how it works Jack you give me the money and I’ll give you your son back.
“I want fifty thousand dollars or you’ll never see your children again.” @therealjacktenorman
Hello Jack you better listen to me if you want to see your children again @therealjacktenorman
“I got KFC.” @cartmanbrah
Is it normal to hear voices?
*sigh* I guess it run in the family and it skips a generation. What is the voice saying?
To kill Eric and Mr. Stotch which I am in favor of.. but that guy wont die..
The devil said I’m banned from Hell
I didn’t kill her Eric did. He chopped her to pieces and fed her to you. Ask anyone everyone knows about it @scotttenormanaskblog
.. Liar..
It’s the truth @ericcartmanaskblog
