Parker “player” skylight

28//temporary employee at Roblox//baller// fantastic ⛸️❄️// perfect party partner🎉

[ghostwalkers-chosen]

“Hey hey! Im parker, parker skylight! Uhh…. Let’s see…. I’m the ghostwalker guardian, I’m close friends with Kyoko, Brad, and Chef (kitchen wizard)…. What else…. Oh! Right! I’m always open for questions about myself and my adventures! Though I have some….. rules,,”

(They straighten out their neck feathers)

“God I’m not really good at these intro post things…. I hope I make a good first impression, lol!”

[some tags will include #ic response, #ic reblog, #parker skylight, and #parker reblogs]

[ghostwalkers-chosen]

shadow tear... neat! its a shame opticus doesn't say much after his initial scene for the rest of us, but its good you know him more!

anyways, good luck on the quest!

ps: trying to decide if an anon signature would be good. leaning towards 🔇 anon, but who knows.

“Thank you!! Yeah opticus was my magic teacher back when I was young. He taught me because the travel from my village to the Violet district in trinity was too much for me…. I was a sickly child… but alas, while he’s eccentric, I learned easily from him.”

[ghostwalkers-chosen]

your... teacher? black crystals? like telamon?

what told you not to lick the dagger??

so many new questions...

“Mhm! My teacher, Opticus the Great! Don’t know what’s up with the crystal… he said it was called a shadow tear?”

(They put it back into their pocket)

“Not only that, but Telamon witnessed the same things I did….”

“And I think the king of blackrock told me not to lick it. Sounded like he was saying that from experience lol”

[ghostwalkers-chosen]

out of curiosity, what makes you the ghostwalker's chosen in particular? like, if you have all the swords (so far) wouldn't you be *all* the swords' chosen? or the ice dagger's, since it was first?

unrelated, have you ever licked the ice dagger like a popsicle?

“Well… uh… god how do I say this? Uhm…. 2/3rds of my soul got eaten by the ghostwalkers magic? Like— okay, when I touched it, it sent me into the dream world. My teacher told me it then CHOSE ME after I escaped buuut I was too full of hatred to get off Scott free. Hence the soul thing.”

(They sigh, holding a black crystal like object)

“What im saying is, it’s….kind of like Telamon, in a way. Ironic.”

“I have wanted to lick the ice dagger before but something told me I shouldn’t. Literally.”

[ghostwalkers-chosen]

hi here is a cheese

🧀

“Cheese!! Swiss is so good… I also like pepper jack… not sure why people say it’s so spicy though.”

[ghostwalkers-chosen]

*Sees last post* Player, get the banana.

Get the banana, Player! GET IT! THE BANANA! GET THEBANANA-

“Snrk— ….potassium”

(They get a banana out of their inventory)

[ghostwalkers-chosen]

Yo watch this

*throws a chunk of potassium in a bucket of water*

💥💥💥

“YOOOO”

(They flap their head wings with excitement)

“I love science dude… it’s so cool.”

[ghostwalkers-chosen]

*Gives banana*

Potassium.

Oh wait I’m supposed to ask something- you like potassium? Me hopes so!

“Yeah, I like bananas! Potassium as an element is fuckin crazy though— like— by itself, yknow?”

[ghostwalkers-chosen]

500 hatreds

“OH GOD NO DONT SEND 500 HATREDS TO ME PLEASE”

[ghostwalkers-chosen]

Yo is it normal for me to have 50 emotions to fight instead of the normal 4?

“FIF—“

(They look at their own ghostwalker before looking at you)

“FIFTY????”

[ghostwalkers-chosen]

I'm back to ask how did you feel about going up against fear? And also have you fought the mutant yet?

“I was doing horribly to be honest, I was already freezing and let down by sorrow and greed respectively… and the mutant??? Uh I’m a bit lost there.”

[ghostwalkers-chosen]

Just add reverse thrusters to the outside of the boots.

“That…. Cannot be safe. I’m not doing that… and anywho, who would adjust my rocket boots?”

[ghostwalkers-chosen]

[Nom nom eats hair]

“AH!!”

(They pull their hair back)

“What are you— a camel!?”

[ghostwalkers-chosen]

in relation to that one person's suggestion about the rocket boots dropkick

you strap the rocket boots to your feet upside down so instead of propelling you away from where your feet's bases are facing it propels you towards where the bottom of your feet are facing

bonus points for strapping a Caltrops or something spiky to the bottom of your boots, making it a rocket propelled spiky dropkick thingy

trust this would go really well

“That first one sounds dangerous… I’ll see what I can do with it.”

[ghostwalkers-chosen]

Hello, what's your favorite boss you have gone against, both super and normal (supers are like finn or supreme mosquito)

“Okay, don’t tell Brad, but the bubonic plant was kind of fun to go against.”

(They look around)

“I also liked going against Finn— the first time wasn’t fun because he wanted me dead….”

[ghostwalkers-chosen]

Do a flip!

“I have to get my skates on!”

[ghostwalkers-chosen]

[they slip Parker a note]

[the note reads, in poor handwriting, "yellooo do you want to come to my hotel room in bizville?? juust to like. hang out? like tomorrow? dont want to talk right now sorry"]

[they look at them like this v]

-@sword-yoinker

“…snrk, sure, I’d love to hang out!”

(They smile)