A Vampire and a Fish

Alex - she/her - bisexual Stefano STOP MESSING WITH MY BLOG i DO NOT want to fuck Arno

[ghoulishsundae]

Welcome to my blog

Sup, Alex!

Im bisexual and mentally ill in a pathetic way, not in a fun way

Italian Malk

I use she/her pronouns only.

I write fanfictions and i shitpost mainly.

Yeah, you can call me a Malkfish I don't care.

NOSFERATU DNI

IGNORE THAT DNI you can talk to me freely

Stefano took over my blog a bit so if you see something tagged 🐟 its him if you see something tagged 🎣 its me

[lowkeyluminary]

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE AN RP BLOG I CAN SPAM WITH ASKS

perferably WITH the blog but you guys do you

[cybervoidd]

[coterieofcammies]

What is a masquerade? I thought that was a funky ball

Sam just kind of sighs, raises a finger as if he's about to say something, then stops again. Just... Thinking.

"Well, it is, but..." He stops again, the gears turning.

"Wait, how did you even find us if you don't know what the Masquerade is? Are you stupid?" is Vera's response during Sam's moment of silent contemplation.

Daniel peers in from the other room, "I think if a mortal found us like this that just means you two are stupid."

Sam pinches the bridge of his nose,

"Alright, well, the Masquerade is the rule that says we're not allowed to tell you what the Masquerade is, sorry."

Vera adds, "Unless you can prove you're a vampire, which is something that absolutely doesn't exist, so don't worry about it!"

[ghoulishsundae]

lmfaooooo you guys are cooooookeddddd

[coterieofcammies]

"I didn't tell them I was drunk when they went to drink my blood. I wanted to see what would happen." Is all the ghoul has to say for himself.

[coterieofcammies]

What is a masquerade? I thought that was a funky ball

Sam just kind of sighs, raises a finger as if he's about to say something, then stops again. Just... Thinking.

"Well, it is, but..." He stops again, the gears turning.

"Wait, how did you even find us if you don't know what the Masquerade is? Are you stupid?" is Vera's response during Sam's moment of silent contemplation.

Daniel peers in from the other room, "I think if a mortal found us like this that just means you two are stupid."

Sam pinches the bridge of his nose,

"Alright, well, the Masquerade is the rule that says we're not allowed to tell you what the Masquerade is, sorry."

Vera adds, "Unless you can prove you're a vampire, which is something that absolutely doesn't exist, so don't worry about it!"

[ghoulishsundae]

lmfaooooo you guys are cooooookeddddd

[the-random-hamlet]

Not Mine. Thought to Share.

[k1ckdoll]

[dontmindtheface]

Remember how I said someone in New York knows about us?

Well… I told my sewer friends and…

…

I’ve never seen a dead person before…

[ghoulishsundae]

Oh yeah, the first time is always the hardest.

Hang in there girl, you are doing alright <3

[dontmindtheface]

…This happens a lot with us, doesn’t it?…

[ghoulishsundae]

…

Yeah…

[marlowe-art]

fish

[dontmindtheface]

Remember how I said someone in New York knows about us?

Well… I told my sewer friends and…

…

I’ve never seen a dead person before…

[ghoulishsundae]

Oh yeah, the first time is always the hardest.

Hang in there girl, you are doing alright <3

[ghoulishsundae]

Hey is there any other malk that can give me a hand? Stefano is being a bitch rn.

So like... when im hungry i usually start to hear... things. Like soft music or random noises and shit.

But its like, noises yk?

Well... recently i started to hear voices??? Like people talking??? And sometimes it bleeds in even when im NOT hungry.

Should i be worried? Is this anything? Or am i just getting worse?

[dontmindtheface]

I realized I’m awake a lot longer than the others. It’s hard to tell when it’s day or night down here, except for this one sewer grate that the sun shines through. Looking at the rays of light isn’t… hurting me… As long as I don’t go outside or move into the light I think I’ll be okay…

How does the sunlight thing work for us, anyway? Is it normal for me to be able to look at natural light without it hurting me?

[sal2mander]

You're young and not as dragged down by the weight of the ages. Keep it up. It's not normal for a regular Kindred, but if you can, keep it up. I take walks during early morning hours just after sunrise (or I get caught by the sunlight right after eating/ while coming back from work) and typically manage not to burn at all.

I try to have humility about this because it kind of makes me feel like a Kindred plus, but knowing I can see the sunsets and sunrises... it gives me hope about things working out.

[dontmindtheface]

Wait, I thought being outside in the sun kills us? How are you able to walk out in the sun?

[sal2mander]

One night I just... Could. I am saving more lives than I am ending, I am involved in alive people matters... Maybe some cosmic scales are simply tipped in my favor? Either way I am both extremely lucky and knowledgeable of the tactics of Sword of Caine thinbloods with a superiority complex.

Something something, devil's sacrament, something something you can take a Cainite out of the Sword…

(But also I still burn if I walk into the direct sunlight and it heals about as well as a bad blistering sunburn would for an alive person. Hurts about as bad as my chronic pain when I was alive and there was no medication back then… (There was but oral opiates turn my stomach.))

[dontmindtheface]

Oh… Maybe I’ll be able to walk in the sun again one day, too!

[ghoulishsundae]

Oughhhh you guys are making me jealoussss

I havent seen the sun since I got embraced

Can you like??? Send me a pic if you get to see some sun??? Fuck

[dontmindtheface]

I overheard one of the others mention a baron, but none of them want to talk to me for reasons I don’t understand so… um… What’s a baron in the context of kindred stuff?

[ghoulishsundae]

Oh a Baraon is like, the boss of Anarch vampires on a certain territory. Like a President.

The Camarilla has… something similar called a Prince (tho the camarilla has a more… complex local government, with each clan having a representative called a Primogen, a sort of head of police and ivestigation called a Sheriff and the prince’s personal executioner, the Scourge)

[wright-at-night]

so i have become aware of certain mice in my home with little . Teeny hats. This is not normal. Usually the mice in my home are butt naked like tucking freaky little pisscreatureassholes (hate mice) but some local gangrel yucko has been treating these mice as if they are mortalhumans and this is not okay whoever is doing this STOP.

evide nce

[ghoulishsundae]

Whoever did that should be doing it MORE actually

[cybervoidd]

[dontmindtheface]

I just realized, I don’t think I know of any other kindred who drink blood from the bag. Is drinking from the bag a bad thing? I tried drinking from a rat but my fangs hurt so I gave up.

…Also I feel bad for the rats down here. My new friends seem to prefer drinking from rats.

[ghoulishsundae]

I mean yeah, people are not fans of “Baggers” (thats what people call people who drink from bags) because the blood from bags is lower quality.

Thos “Farmers” (people who drink from animals) are seen even worse.

I do something in-between “Bagger” and “Sandman” (eating from people while they sleep). Mostly because i like keeping a backup *just in case*. But im still considered a “Sandman”, since my bloodbags dont get put in the centrifugal to separate blood and plasma like the ones from the hospitals do.

[hazelwouldnt]

What does it mean when a Toreador says he wants to race your jambulance against his cybertruck?

This is after I texted him that my ride was better than his

[dontmindtheface]

…What is a Jambulance? Also what is a Toreador?

[hazelwouldnt]

An ambulance that has it’s doors taken off like a jeep

A toreador is an artsy kinda vamp

[dontmindtheface]

I thought we’re not supposed to call ourselves vampires? Sorry, I’m very new to all of this, it’s been a rough few weeks…

[hazelwouldnt]

Sorry, habits from outside of the show. While we’re in the show we’re called kindred

[dontmindtheface]

Show? I… don’t understand, sorry…

[hazelwouldnt]

It’s what we are in currently. In the real world, there is no kindred or anything else supernatural. But, because we are in Seattle’s Shadows, we are them

[horrorhoser]

don't mind hazel...... she's a loonie like me n dickie!! 😏🌛🎭

[dontmindtheface]

I… um… alright?…

[ghoulishsundae]

Oh wow. More cousins, how i didnt run in to you earlier is a wonder huh!

[dontmindtheface]

Cousins? Oh, you’re another Nosferatu, right? Hello!

[ghoulishsundae]

OH SHIT FUCK

No i meant the other two holy shit

Either way hi I guess fuck

[dontmindtheface]

Oh, um… sorry…

[ghoulishsundae]

Its fine, like, you’re new right? Its fine.

Im fine.

I just thought i was replying to the other two, you’re good.

No im not a Nosferatu, im a Malkavian, or like the other two said a “loonie” (still not sure i like being called that)

[dontmindtheface]

Yeah, loonie sounds… kind of awful… Malkavian is another type of Kindred, right? Um… It’s nice to meet you!

[ghoulishsundae]

Yeah. Our kind is known for being “crazy” and knowing too much and predicting the future (tho im pretty sure we are not the only ones that can do that) so people call us all kinds of names…

Also honestly, ive seen stuff crazier than my clan. Ough.

I guess its nice meeting a nosferatu that is new :)

[dontmindtheface]

Wait you can predict the future? That’s amazing!! I wish I could do that… as far as I know, all I can do is turn invisible… And talk to rats…

Are… other Nosferatu usually rude?…

[ghoulishsundae]

Not sure if I can predict the future. Other Malkavians sure.

Honestly i dont even want to try. I have seen enough horrors already, i dont want to get a fucking premonition or whatever about future horrors thank you.

Also yeah, turning invisible is REALLY handy. I can do that too, and WHOOSH speaking to animals is a Big Thing. Very few clans can do that.

I think its you guys and the Gangrels that can do that, but tehy are full on furries and can also turn in to animals so...

Also also, its not that they are rude, just that ive had very bad experiences in the past.

[dontmindtheface]

Oh… Sorry…

Wait they can turn into animals? That’s so cool! I guess every clan has their own abilities, then? I wonder what else I can do…

[ghoulishsundae]

From what ive seen? Your guys also have super strenght.

And yeah each clans has its own deal of things and the more you train one pf them the more shit you can do with it.

Like at first i could only be invisible while standing still, now i can do that while moving around too yk?

Also youre ok, youre being chill

[dontmindtheface]

I don’t feel very strong, but I guess that’s normal for me… Maybe that’ll change, though?

…Thank you for being patient with me and answering my questions. It helps a lot.

[ghoulishsundae]

Eh its fine im pretty new too. Been at it for like... 10ish? Years? So yeah, still new.

Shit, i still ask Stefano lots of questions so i get you girl