[draintheblood]

those superhero movies that try to be like gritty and dark are so funny to me im sorry….. like that dude is wearing an outfit lol

[cadaverkeys]

Eboy this...egirl that.... And what am I ? An ediot...

[endermn]

rain: *makes sounds*

my useless brain: hehe slepey time

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

what if we were sitting in a field and i plucked some grass and put it on your knee. what then?

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

[gayboyadvance-deactivated202202]

im obsessed w/ putting hearts after everything i say. doesn’t even matter what it is <3 the heart is going there <3

[ghoulpaste]

taylor won't write me a diss track ama

[ghoulpaste]

a chameleon sheriff. makes so much sense.

[swarnpert]

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

[lenbian-moved-deactivated202601]

i like quizes i like clicking buttons i like results

[mango-season]

i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

[angeldelatierra-deactivated2016]

*feels deeply but cannot explain*

[butchniqabi]

its always "objects in the mirror are closer than they appear" until im fucking parallel parking and it looks like im all up on their ass and when i get out of the car theres enough space for me to start a small business like qdagwbsbeje AAAAAAA

[ghoulpaste]

we fell off the plane of existence with the holidays.

[kristenbouchard]

good fucking lord i would just like to spend so long walking around a museum that my feet hurt by the end of the day. maybe pop into the gift shop. grab a latte on the way home. jesus christ

[chicafinal]

when the 60s said miniskirts with knee-high boots they were right

[utopians]

deleting files is such a rush… freeing up disk space… oh baby