Same Adorable round creature, a couple years later:
And when he decides to engage in a Romantic Duel:
Some fun facts about the Elephant Seal:
Roughly the same shape and size as Jabba The Hutt and Five Times as Horny
can move at 30ft per second on land which is way faster than you think and a lot faster than most of you can sprint
known to attack and kill great white sharks
Dives over a mile under water and stays down there for an hour and a half, presumably because the frozen darkness resembels whatever hell dimension it came out of
Male and Femal elephant Seal skulls, compared with a Grizzly bear Skull:
There are many picturees of people standing irrespeonsibly close to Elephant seals, presumably before being mauled and mashed to death, so we’re going to use this image of an average-sized woman and an educational statue:
Fuck That.
Don’t approach wildlife kids, but SUPER don’t approach any kind of marine mammal because they are HUGE and FURIOUS and FULL OF TEETH AND MALICE.
Also severely endangered and let’s be honest the world would be a lot sadder without the occasioal horrifying sea monster in it.
No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.
Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.
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PSA to stay diligent with your 2020 vote
Please remember to do your own research, for your own state, for your own county, on whether voting in person or receiving your mail in ballot and dropping off in person is best for YOU. Some counties may be heavily affected by mail delays, others may experience little to no delays.
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You should tell people how important they are to you. Not because they could leave at any moment, but because they’re here now, and it’s worth saying something.
for anyone curious both dogs are wanting to chase the other so they keep saying imma get you in dog body language to initiate one of them to take off but neither one wants to be the chase-ee so it’s just spin time babeey
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