big booty brandon (hit splash hit 69)

brittany. 22.

[pancakeke]

another fun night of quiplash

[b-atiful]

This is maybe the funniest possible outcome for this question

[grimelords]

[joethornton]

all i know is i’m gonna die and that’s enough for me honestly thank you

[theglowqueen]

My favorite part of Rocketman was during the quiet emotional parts when Elton was at his lowest and you could hear Godzilla scream from the theater next door

[oceanicgf-deactivating-deactiva]

cats be like: ok im gonna radiate serotonin now

[limerancy]

[memes-r-memes]

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[whiskeycrutch]

Power move of the century.

[kelssiel]

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail

[sjowgren-deactivated20240728]

trial speedrun

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[muckkles]

i pulled up this video on youtube that was like 8 hours of birds for cats to watch and i sat my cat in front of it and i didnt think shed be interested cuz she never watches tv or anything but she is Hypnotized

[muckkles]

she accidentally paused the video

[dillpicklestanley]

I would die for your cat.

[boringangel]

me on tumblr at 2 a.m. all in my feelings, posting like 20 thinkpieces about my trauma(s), my identity, who broke my heart in the past 3 years & why, & finishing with “i guess i’ll just go cry” before going to sleep

anon the next morning: are you…okay?

me:

[pak-deactivated20190212]

@futurebeefcake

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

james charles is just twink ted cruz

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

sorry this is really vague but my proof:

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

no one:

charmin bears: i fucking love???????????????????????shitting ??????????????

[blasphemousonmain]

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

part 2

[whateverthepoodle-deactivated20]

This is still the biggest mood tbh

[schmidtyho]

this is the worst text i’ve ever gotten but only because it’s true