Snarky Pants

I put the ass in sassy

[they-might-be-bionts]

i’m at the 2020 election

i’m at the canon destiel

i’m at the combination 2020 election and canon destiel

[korra-of-the-watertribe]

Korrasami walked so Destiel could run headfirst into traffic ❤️

[rocknrollmj]

*God trying to tie up all the loose ends for the final season of Earth*

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fencer-x]

[its-art-dammit]

this is why i can’t fucking introduce kingdom hearts to my friends

[memeuplift]

[hopesbarnes]

cancel chris pratt and continue to stan ellen page

[queenlohaanda]

my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

[phoebedynevors]

Hello!

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Me: Small but knowing

[xtec]

you don’t be knowing what the top shelf looks like

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[constablebootyduty]

Fixed

[vrabia]

[rainbowravioli]

Sorry to say, but they do the exact same thing for humans too.

[rainbowravioli]

It’s amazing how people in the notes and comments are absolutely FURIOUS at me for the included Frozen comparison. Special shout out to everyone trying to prove that real people look like this.

[penismadnessgirl]

Not to mention that when people edit these characters to have better facial proportions, the originals look like bizarre fish people.

[simonalkenmayer]

How humans draw themselves is always fascinating to me

[rose-in-the-cosmos]

op why are you speaking like you aren’t human i’m scared

[simonalkenmayer]

Eh…perhaps read my blog description.

[61below]

[rottingfacade]

[helloitsbees]

this post has EVERYTHING

[tylerposey]

TYLER POSEY — speaking openly with fans on his birthday

[notinlove]

[frogmoss1]

a mature Ellen the Generous weeding out the weak clones to ensure that only the strongest take up the mantle

[syro-malabar-baby-deactivated20]

I’m sorry but I strongly refuse to accept “married man finds the love of his life in another woman and leaves his wife and children behind (to get married to the new one)” as romantic - not even a little bit.

[metalcatholic-deactivated202202]

same but im not sorry

[hydro-homies]

Solid review

[cheaphalloweencostume]

ive probably said this before but i LOVE the twilight zone episodes with no quantifiable moral at the end, they just wrap up like “wouldnt it be fucked up if that happened?”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

everyone saying black mirror NO the whole point of black mirror is that it’s rife with unwanted morals! no! i don’t want to be told how technology is making us distant and how helicopter parenting makes kids hate you i want “what if astronauts found their own dead bodies on a random planet and had a breakdown for a full episode then realized they’re dead for real and then forget and do it all again forever, wouldn’t that be fucked? i’m rod serling”

[dragonkyng]

[stayg0lden323]

SURVIVED ALL THAT RAW SEX JUS TO DIE FROM UNPROTECTED HANDSHAKES

[disc0dracula]

this post is still hilarious