Im Not A Potato Just A Sousaphone

I'm a fun silly thing named Gilbert! I'm pretty lame so there ya warning. Yes I like girls, Yes I like boys, And Yes I like everything in between. Wow I'm pan. I'm a tuba player in the marching band (I play the big one)

[naprasno]

[kissthebrokenwinds]

This is like the exact opposite of that knife cat picture

[vent-posting]

And somehow the cats face had the same energy

[his-shining-tears]

You are what you eat.

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[tetasita]

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[hugo-cumboss-deactivated2017092]

[harlequinhatter]

When you’re watching TV and your sibling gets out of the good chair to get a drink

[peachy-bunster]

Visit Original Link

[moist-astronaut]

Send help I’ve been laughing for 15 minutes the internet killed my sense of humor

[mildlydisconcertingsparrowhawk]

I was expecting exactly that and was not disappointed

[ripple-effect]

Do you ever look at a girl and you’re just like “agdygwfshejdgfwvahdg!!!” inside

[mxnrique]

Juice by Lizzo would be as big as Uptown Funk if society didn’t hate fat black women

[richbourger-deactivated20200702]

If you haven’t seen the video, go give it some love, she is so talented and this song is so good omg

[whimsicalpersephone-deactivated]

uptown funk has nothing on this bop

[classicmeevs]

stacey’s dad ♪

is getting really sad ♪

[gilbertaaaaa-blog]

Stupid karin took the kids and leeeeft🎶

[lesbianversememe]

Wearing a shambles of an outfit yet it somehow being a thing is definitely a lesbian thing. Like did I wake up and throw on the first 4 items I saw or did I spend 2hours crafting this hellfire?

[lesbianversememe]

Someone: why are you wearing that?

Me:

[vwcampervan-aldridge]

[denzelle]

lil tail curl… sunbeam… happy closed eyes… symmetrical face markings… excellent whiskers… yes, this is a High Quality Cat

[queerstatic]

tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

[eatsleepcrap]

the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie

[queerstatic]

[eatsleepcrap]

the pet cat of prince thutmose was called ‘tai miuwette’ which means ‘little mewer’

[queerstatic]

[eatsleepcrap]

in medieval england so many cats were given the name ‘gilbert’ that the word ‘gyb’ came to mean ‘pet cat’

[erarg]

longcat is probably dead :(

[kremlin]

WRONG

[notcuddles]

Awww, long cat’s owner got married.

[nb-tomfool]

this is a good post

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[thesylverlining]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[gilbertaaaaa-blog]

Hey I hate this is reminder..I've been here too long thanks 😂😂

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

I hate this

[tastefullyoffensive]

[roane72]

I have one of these!

[lyndsayfaye]

This is precious and exactly what we all need.