The amount of idiotic complaints Mon fielded while the Rebellion was in Yavin is hilarious.
Senator Vaspar to Commander Mothma:
Mon Mothma - a member of my security detail shared these sketches made by a Corporal Mefran of SpecForces. They depict hazardous wildlife lurking in the jungles of this moon. That this danger has been withheld from us is genuinely alarming. I demand to know what steps you are taking to ensure the safety of everyone on this base.
*sends sketches of various fauna*
Commander Mothma to Senator Vaspar
Senator -- you are inside a security perimeter and surrounded by hundreds of trained fighters. i am confident you will agree that, at the present time, preventative animal control takes a lower priority than our fight against the Empire.
Thank you for sharing the drawings, however. The herd mother is my favorite.
She also mentors the archivist of the Rebel Files, her assistant Hendri Underholt.
Hendri Underholt
Mon Mothma - I've been trying to manage your daily schedule since we arrived on Yavin 4 so you wouldn't have to deal with the endless requests. Now I'm worried that I've been leaving you out of the loop. Senator Vaspar keeps telling me that he requires your ear, naming various projects and important people that I don't know. I apologize in advance if I have handled this badly.
Mon Mothma
There is a powerful weapon feared by bureaucrats and bullies everywhere. The weapon is "no." Hendri, you have my trust. You may speak on my behalf. If something is truly important, I'll know. And though you might phrase it as: "You cannot see the commander at this time," I quite like "no." It is honest and direct. Use it well. [Leia's commentary: Far more important than political grooming, far more useful than combat training. This outlook is everything.]
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