[geekandmisandry]

No one ever needed a backstory for Nagini. We were set. Big snake. Voldemort talks to big snake.

That was it.

[protect-and-love-animals]

The funny cats histories

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

[marimopet]

what does this say in english

[merinnan]

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

[myangelofthelord]

ok so what does it say in american

[merinnan]

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

[star-spangled-jackass]

thank you

[you-or-your-memory]

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

[flubz]

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

[operationsc]

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

[motherbychoice]

Care to debate abortion?

Nah

[reproductivejusticeandliberty]

Mood. -V

[kiwianaroha]

This reminds me of a party I went to last year. I was standing with some friends, chatting, and someone said something that indirectly implied that sexism exists. Some trivial recounting of the basic facts of daily life for most women. Something so mild, so uncontroversial, so mundane that I don’t even remember what it was. 

Suddenly, this man standing on the outskirts of our conversational circle piped up with “actually, I think men are more discriminated against than women these days.”

 All conversation died.

I turned to look at him and he had this smug, insufferable grin on his face, relishing this moment, expecting us to waste our time and energy refuting this ridiculous thing he had just said.

The Devil’s Advocate was among us.

And, in my mind, I saw the next 15+ minutes playing out. The parade of facts and statistics in a vain attempt to defend ourselves, our gender, and to prove that misogyny is real. The glib, snide denials from some shithead who is getting off on our pain and frustration. The Gish Gallop of bullshit that would take a whole evening to properly dismantle. It was depressing and overwhelming. I hated it. I had to kill it before it began.

So I looked him dead in the eye and I said “OK,“ shrugged, and just walked away. 

Nothing I have ever said to another human being has ever been so crushing. As I walked away, I watched the smug grin vanish and confusion and anxiety set in. The rest of the group turned their backs to him and carried on as if he had never spoken - as if he was invisible. He was still staring at me when I walked over to another friend and told her what he had said. I pointed him out for her and made direct eye contact with him while we both laughed.

tl;dr: Don’t feed the troll. Let it perish, cold and hungry, in the wasteland of your indifference. It is weak and you are strong. Live your best life.

[curiousconfusedpoly]

I loved this!

[everythingfox]

Watch the whole thing 💀

[zootopepo]

He hustled you…

He hustled you GOOD

😂😂😂😂😂

[odd-the-motoring-fox]

Omg🤣

[citadel-souvenirs]

[whitepeopletwitter]

All better

[local-disaster]

this is one of the greatest exchanges of words in television history.

[iraffiruse]

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

[tyleroakley]

NOPE

[laindroid-blog]

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor. Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

[vibrantlyburntbanana-deactivate]

Wait.

[hannahhillam]

[cutest-animals-here]

[sualstic]

One of these things is not like the other

One of these things just doesn’t belong

[princesstigerbelle]

Incatnito

[the-knights-who-say-book]

“call out for the god of wealth, he’s never given me 300 silver coins because he’s mean” —Hipponax of Ephesos, sixth century BC

[the-knights-who-say-book]

“hold my jacket i’m about to fight Boupalos” —also Hipponax of Ephesos

[the-knights-who-say-book]

These aren’t exaggerations

[a-singing-dragonfly-deactivated]

6th century BC Twitter

[theblogthatgoeswrong]

The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???

[awed-frog]

#hero

[parttimepup]

Direct action

[arealgoldmouth]

blessed

[huffylemon]

[applebottomclaudiajeans]

The other day I read an interview with Björn Ulvaeus where he said that the reason they changed the pronouns for When I Kissed the Teacher in Mamma Mia 2 was because they didn’t want to have to write a key change for the Vice Chancellor’s part. And I kind of love that? “I’m tired, let’s just make it gay” for some reason is so much more satisfying than forced queerness as a way to be ~Modern And Edgy~.

[cockadoodlebumtits]

@doitwithfliehr !!!!!

[vladtheunfollower]

[i-chew-on-pushpins]

kittens are so fucking stupid & i love them

[hellenhighwater]

thats not stupid, that’s The Dream

[heartsnbruises]

tired: breakfast in bed.

Wired: Breakfast IS bed.