Welcome to Pettyville: Call Me Maybe (Epilogue)
Summary: When Lily Evans accidentally sends a text to the wrong number, she isn't expecting to find the right person behind it. She can't stop talking to Prongs. The only thing is, Prongs can't stop talking about the girl in his class. What could go wrong, other than the number?
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Incoming Call from Lily of the Valley <3
“That was fast.”
"I was going to ask if I could wait for Santa with you.”
“I’ve already got Santa Watch up on my laptop. Why are you whispering, anyway?”
“I don’t want my parents to hear.”
“Evans! Are you not allowed to talk to your boyfriend past 10pm?”
"If my dad wakes up, he'll come in and ask way too many questions."
“Ahhh. He’s not still upset about you missing Christmas Eve with your family, is he?”
"I don't think so. Dursley invited them to his parents', so he'll probably be texting me under the table the whole time."
“I don’t want him to hate me. Then again, Vermin is my competition, so I feel pretty good about my chances of being the favorite son-in-law.”
"There's someone else you need to ask, you know, before you become that favorite."
“Don’t worry, Evans. I’ve got a five year plan and you’re in it.”