ginsburg-sam:
[PRIVATE]
Okay, so they’re not for me, that’s fine. But please don’t lie to me. What did I say that was wrong? Was it the lobster costume? Because I was only joking. Well, semi-joking. You would look pretty dope in a lobster costume and no one else would be wearing one. But, like, I’m pretty sure that you could show up with a freakin’ blanket over you, and still look hot.
[PRIVATE]
Of course I would. I can pull anything off - I’m not an idiot.
What does it matter, anyway? You give someone your full attention when they’re in a pissant mood so that you can make everything all better and feel like the shining golden boy that you’ve always been?














