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ginsburg-sam‌:

[PRIVATE]

Okay, so they’re not for me, that’s fine. But please don’t lie to me. What did I say that was wrong? Was it the lobster costume? Because I was only joking. Well, semi-joking. You would look pretty dope in a lobster costume and no one else would be wearing one. But, like, I’m pretty sure that you could show up with a freakin’ blanket over you, and still look hot.

[PRIVATE]

Of course I would. I can pull anything off - I’m not an idiot.

What does it matter, anyway? You give someone your full attention when they’re in a pissant mood so that you can make everything all better and feel like the shining golden boy that you’ve always been?

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ginsburg-sam‌:

[PRIVATE]

And miss out on those big sulky lips of yours? Nope.

[PRIVATE]

They’re not for you. And they’re not sulky.

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ginsburg-sam‌:

[PRIVATE]

You know just as well as I, Wilde, that I’m not the type of guy to let this go when you make that type of comment. You need to tell me what I did wrong, so I won’t do it again. Please?

[PRIVATE]

Oh, okay. Let me get right on that. No.

Don’t you have something else to go do? Showering the kiddies on campus with candy or shopping for costumes or whatever?

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ginsburg-sam‌:

[PRIVATE]

Yeah, ‘cause that’s why you’re not giving me your usual painful retorts.

[PRIVATE]

Hard pass. You’ve done enough for the both of us.

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ginsburg-sam‌:

[PRIVATE]

What’s wrong?

[PRIVATE]

Excusez-moi? Nothing. Everything is peachy.

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ginsburg-sam‌:

You’re the only one who could pull off a sexy lobster, Kit.

Sure.

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qfabsxo‌:

I feel like something might have happened that I’m not exactly aware of, but I doubt he’d do anything to make you uncomfortable whenever we’re all hanging out.

Nothing happened. How did it go?

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ginsburg-sam‌:

A lobster.

Great.

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ginsclarington‌:

That’s just ridiculous. There’s a difference between feeling accomplished and feeling pleasure when completing an assignment. I feel the former.

I’m trying to figure out if you were implying that lesbians are going to hell or not.

So...you don’t get pleasure of any kind out of turning in schoolwork?

Well, duh. I mean, probably not all of them, but I’m sure there are some Ellens out there who have done up the dirty bad enough to be on Big Daddy God’s bad side. He’s not always #ImWithHer.

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zizeschmizes‌:

Most couples costumes are terrible, anyway. What kind of vibe are you going for? Ironic? Pop culture? Movie-inspired? A cat might be obvious but you seem really into the whole kat-sona, so there’s playing that up.

Isn’t Halloween supposed to be the time to dress up as what you’re not?

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ginsburgspencer‌:

I don’t know what’s worse, you talking in the third person, or attempting to get any good suggestions from people online. I’m not creative with these kinds of things for girls. You can go as a cat since you’re all about that?

At lease you admitted to your suck-ass creativity before you showed it off. Points for transparency.

FYI, wake up from the stone age. As painful as it is sometimes the internet is basically all we have left since our current Commander-in-Cheeto is going all Fahrenheit 451 about everything.

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ginsburg-sam‌:

I actually would’ve been the perfect gentleman and held various doors open for the both of you, dance along to whatever jam you put on in the car. I’d also guard your dressing rooms so no one would bust into it, and make sure that your costumes are properly dry cleaned before you get it. But, in all honesty, I think it’s better if Quinn and I go alone because I’d find it way too difficult to give you attention too when she’s there.

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puckermansjake‌:

Before I give away any epic ideas, what level one bullshit has people given you? You trying to go sexy, or badass? Or a little bit of both? Tell me what you’re looking for and I’ll see what I can do.

Everyone kept telling me to go the obvious routes - slap on a superhero zip-up and call it a day. As h-o-t-t hot as I would look saving the world I was hoping to have a splash of creativity in the mix.

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texts: bree ⇆ kitty

BREE: obvs

BREE: how /dare/ you. making me rethink my previous answer

BREE: keeping it to one x, I had an epiphany over the weekend. just need to find the right glitter and a maroon sweatshirt (for the beginning of the night at least, duh) and you can call me Rue

KITTY: Gotta keep it 100 with you, B.

KITTY: How very. Are you going to leave the sex, drugs, and lady lovin' vibes at home, or...?

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qfabsxo‌:

Do you have anything that you’re completely opposed to? Sam and I were actually going to go see if we could find something tomorrow, if you’re interested in joining us.

Sam Evans? Hard pass. He’s going to end up pulling some sort of prank on me in the dressing room or make everything all weird by impersonating his true form: the ultimate perv.

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TXTMSG 📩 HUDWILDE

FINN: You’re on.

FINN: Can’t say I have. I did watch Funny Girl once, though, but that doesn’t count.

FINN: Cool. I’ll have to check it out.

KITTY: Pics or it didn't happen.

KITTY: That definitely doesn't count! The Hell, Huddy? Haven't you ever watched any modern teen movie?

KITTY: Maybe we can make good on that promise of a dance.

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TXTMSG 📩 KYDER

KITTY: I know I fall off of the face of the earth a lot because I'm one of those hottie bookish girls, or whatever, but this is ridiculous.

KITTY: I didn't take you for the kind of guy who also just vanishes. My inbox is seriously lacking awkwardness.

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