Listening to Eurobeat Unironically

The vodka is good but the meat is rotten. Sgt. First Class Catboy (she/her). Tired af. Find my art on @gioia-rodica-paints.

[weisswodka]

Little lazy shuckling animation I made when I was bored

[thosefaroffconstellations]

This is so so cute

[weisswodka]

Little lazy shuckling animation I made when I was bored

[thosefaroffconstellations]

This is so so cute

[gioia-rodica]

Peeking into the bag labeled 'dead dove, do not eat' and not seeing the dove... that can't be good.

[spiribia]

I like in rpgs where if you don’t romance two of the characters they start romancing each other instead. You think you’re the only fish in the sea

[gardengnosticator]

my tumblr ads are alternating between reminding me i’m a dyke and telling me to fear the space scorpion

[hacash]

someone at the marketing department had a little too much fun with this

[villainessbian]

a challenger

[darkcomedies]

evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting

[darkcomedies]

idk what to tell you except go look at the fishwives

[qqchurch]

[gioia-rodica]

[roycohn]

i am like losing my mind this is so funny

[roycohn]

[dotcore]

Nintendo Pulp. by Ástor Alexander.

Available on Society6: Taken… Again, Twilight Gal and The Bounty Hunter.

Check out the artist’s Tumblr.

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[gaytommykinard]

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

[asphodelles]

I CAN DRAW ANYTHING

[clytemnestraaa]

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

[nuggets-enjoyer]

I've recently started reading books about Cain.🥸 I really like the dynamic between him and Jurgen

[fairycosmos]

big tip for all neurodivergents you’re supposed to let everyone make you uncomfortable all the time but if youre weird in any way youll be shot at point blank range and itll be your fault

[wordfather]

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different