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librarycard

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

librarycard

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

imactuallyagiraffe

normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even

nailtoo

mactiir

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

tacomel420

customers the same in all universes

mactiir

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

I was first exposed to commentary videos on the topic of "boy moms" before my son was born. I thought, "okay, this is strange behavior I'm seeing in these clips, but surely I'll be more sympathetic to their mindset after I have my own little baby boy, right? Nothing quite as intense as a mother's love, right?"

I revisited the topic some time after he was born and NOPE. Some women out there are just very weird about their sons and any female company they keep. Heavens.

#microblogging #mom life

moggiepillar

i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’

because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious, etc’

and now i think of this

once you’ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of feathers, that word only ever means one thing

shrikestrike

This is the kinda brooding i WANNA see

consolecadet

#so this behavior basically translates to nonstop cuddling of offspring and vocal aggression towards anything that tries to prevent that #tbh i would be delighted to see male protagonists do just this sort of thing (via starfoozle)

perspicaciousembroiderist

I just had to explain what I was cackling at to my roommate. It automatically passes the Laugh Rule.

roachpatrol

She found her reluctant fiance, Erstad, brooding out on the rainy moors.

“Is that a baby rabbit?” she asked, observing his huddled form.

“IT’S SIX BABY RABBITS AND YOU CAN’T TOUCH THEM,” replied Ernstad, contriving to look twice his usual size and at least three times his usual fierceness.

“Whoah okay damn,” she said, and backed away.

jasmiinitee-deactivated20210610

i’d read the gothic romance novel of ernstad and his baby rabbits like right now

jackironsides

This means that Batman, obsessive hoarder of orphans, is the only dark mysterious character that can be accurately described as “brooding”.

visionsthatdance

[ID: a large rooster taking up its entire space in the coop. end id]

aropride

opened my wip and didnt immediately write a thousand new beautiful and perfect words so i'm going to smash my laptop with a hammer

callizinc

The most intuitive, most versatile, most adaptive, and greatest artists of our time are using their skills to create discomforting, high-concept abstractions of analog horror characters and Pack Of 500 Cigarettes in Tomodachi Life

bacchaeophanim

Jinshi: *wears an emblem of a dragon and a phoenix* Maomao: It's just such a mystery what Jinshi's true status could actually be. Just too much of one for poor little commoner me.