Listening to Eurobeat Unironically

The vodka is good but the meat is rotten. Sgt. First Class Catboy (she/her). Tired af. Find my art on @gioia-rodica-paints.

[pinokioshmi]

ג'אקס אחרי שהקרקס התפצל

[theraddestpotato21]

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[greenleavesandwarmbreezes]

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

[the-haiku-bot]

Yes, but also, I

am begging you on bended

knee, paragraph breaks.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[transhuman-priestess]

#i will not be reading one giant wall of text#I will be reading several consecutive smaller walls of text

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[limbel]

when youre reading smut and youre positive you have their entire geometry figured out but then someone grabs a knees that shouldn be there

[beardedmrbean]

[6qubed]

that was everything I was hoping it would be. marvelous

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love this because you know exactly where it's going and you're not disappointed

[charlesoberonn]

I was so looking forward for the Jupiter gravity and it didn't disappoint and THEN THE SUN GRAVITY MADE ME HOLLER

[bunjywunjy]

i think you could reach escape velocity on pluto by just jumping really hard

[mokimo-art]

THWE DRAMATIC PAUSE IN THE SUN GRAVITY HAD ME

[insomniac-arrest]

over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

[insomniac-arrest]

"Am I bad for resenting well-meaning displays of affection? Am I evil for lashing out at people close to me instead of the powers that be?" No. That's Sasuke. Be safe out there

[bnq]

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind

[ceekari]

unmute for the unfathomable sounds of mankind being shamed

[smokinghorse]

just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.

[caststrat]

op’s tags are so fucking important to me

[ecrivainsolitaire]

[wilwheaton]

[entelechies]

#my brain deciding what information to retain

[ledybas-the-ledybest]

same energy.

[feefal]

pH balance in your mouth, and how it affects your teeth! Inspired by my dentist scolding me for my daily energi drink consumption, cause it’s apparently detrimental to the health of my enamel… whatever that means

why does battery acid have to taste so good…

[4e3076]

hmm... this highly personal vent post seems like the perfect place to lay my roleplay egg...

[aflo]

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

[valtsv]

i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

[valtsv]

god i love the internet because if i said shit like this to people irl they'd probably just stare at me blankly but when i post it online everyone in the notes reacts like this

[neptune432]

chilchuck is the most powerful character in the manga just for this

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

i made him polish

[werewolf-transgenderism]

just almost said something was “free use” instead of “public domain” 💀

[cantotallyeven]

Free use kink? No no I said I have a fair use kink. You may fuck me for specific purposes such as commentary, criticism, news reporting, research, teaching, or scholarship.

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]