Listening to Eurobeat Unironically

The vodka is good but the meat is rotten. Sgt. First Class Catboy (she/her). Tired af. Find my art on @gioia-rodica-paints.

[qqchurch]

[gioia-rodica]

[roycohn]

i am like losing my mind this is so funny

[roycohn]

[dotcore]

Nintendo Pulp. by Ástor Alexander.

Available on Society6: Taken… Again, Twilight Gal and The Bounty Hunter.

Check out the artist’s Tumblr.

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[gaytommykinard]

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

[asphodelles]

I CAN DRAW ANYTHING

[clytemnestraaa]

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

[nuggets-enjoyer]

I've recently started reading books about Cain.🥸 I really like the dynamic between him and Jurgen

[fairycosmos]

big tip for all neurodivergents you’re supposed to let everyone make you uncomfortable all the time but if youre weird in any way youll be shot at point blank range and itll be your fault

[wordfather]

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

[clytemnestraaa]

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

[kaelio]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

[postnuclearophelia]

he got raptured

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[electricpurrs]

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

[aloeville]

freaky franmaya fantasies part two

^posts that encapsulate how i feel about drawing and posting this

also the first part so u dont have to scroll a million years to find it

^my fav reblog of this post

[questfortori]

Nintendo Power issue 113 (October 1998)

[questfortori]

To everyone saying it’s not real:

[bogleech]

This post is how I've learned that the sexual meaning of "spit roast" has now become more well known than the literal meaning of roasting something on a spit, and the slangy way of using it to describe an ass kicking or a humiliating defeat is completely forgotten