Kalce*

INFP | Slytherin | Libra CALL ME KALCE! I'm a freelance artist, and I love to play FFXIV and Overwatch. I queue posts between 4am-10am PST. I have a relax tag if you need to chill out. If you need cute, I tag animals too! If you want me to see something, I track the tags Kalcedonyx & Gippsydanger « this is my personal blog » My Face | Text posts I like to draw & play videogames.

[sirfrogsworth]

Baby, it’s Hoth outside.

Comic by Jared Downing [ Instagram ]

[unclefather]

Just got this bib for my future grandchild

[puresephone]

i hate this

[lawfulgoodness]

reblog to make elves angry

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

[memory-lane-42-deactivated20211]

[cloudfreed]

types of xmas songs

Jesus was a baby once and he was Very Cool

The Big Red Man Is Coming

There’s snow outside. that’s good!

I’m alone on xmas and sad

Santa Claus is very sexy

Christmas trees. love em

You know what? it’s Christmas time

[write-on-world]

[novis-canis-deactivated20200504]

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

[xxtc-96xx]

My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them

[brand-upon-the-brain]

[miyku]

me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right? me :  

[whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti]

[scribbledwriting]

When you keep getting easily distracted while writing:

[queenbradbury]

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

[celestialkiri]

[beturbecky]

What if they thought you guys were the demons

[xxstar-bluesxx]

ohmygod

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

plot twist he was just a bunch of slugs in a man costume

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Absolutely cursed thank you

[oh-so-much-adhd]

When you’re in the middle of procrastinating and suddenly the Will to Work™ hits you

[c-bassmeow]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I CANNOT DEAL 

[becughmitchell]

- Jake, I cannot believe you’re gonna lose Nana’s apartment. We grew up together. We used to hang out there every day after school.

[antique-scarecrow]

#this is how you actually SHOW the fact they grew up together   #and it feels aUTHENTIC

[spite-cadet]

[mjwrites666]

bonus because people don’t mention enough that Andy and Chelsea have known each other since they were kids

[youlovetoseeit]

hehe nice

[como-chin-gas]

[tastefullyoffensive]