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31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

You've come from humble beginnings, but you work hard to get an education, and then harder to succeed professionally. Finally, you get a leadership position in an important government institution, and you make sure to take care of your family too, getting your father a job there. As a thank you, he uses his newfound proximity to One Direction management (the institution is One Direction Torture Facility) to sell your sister to them, they both get rich and fuck off on a world tour.

OR

Your father is a simple janitor, and growing up he couldnt give you much. But he's been working in this important government facility for 40 years, and has built a rapport with management, so at least he helps you to get a job there. You make sure to not squander this opportunity and rise to the position of the Head Evil nurse. He then sells your sister to One Direction, they both get rich and fuck off on a world tour. This was an option, you just arent the favourite child.

OR

After presumably years of presumably evil social climbing you show up to your work one day and your fucking dad is there, doing his own evil social climbing. Suck a grand immortal dick dad, find your own torture hospital

#mcr #lltbp #sylvia mcr #long live the black parade

iris-of-the-lambs

Notes from a scholar who found a talking castle, then tried in vain to map a way out of it…

artfight attack for @iguanodont , featuring their dragon character!

Фендом: нудно

Фанхата: ....чому ви перекладаєте аглійське слово з російської?

Шановне фанство: розумно геніально мудро інтелектуально

The thing they dont tell you about testosterone is that you'll lose your ability to meow

Мій телефон чомусь думає що я в Чернівцях? Ютуб постійно рекомендує відео суспільне чернівці, в інсті щойно попалась реклама концерту там. Я не в чернівцях. Я ніколи не були в Чернівцях. Ні, якщо корпорації збиратимуть мої дані, то хай краще збирають неправильно, але. чому

goldensonata

Murderbot's Pterrible Pterosaur Ptorment

nobody tells you this but youre genuinely just allowed to draw yourself as a giant creature doing some jurassic park type shit to your favorite characters. im revolutionizing the self-insert game