Banter and Hatred

Stephanie. 23. California. I teach children how to do math.  Alexithymic.  Asexual.  Demi-romantic.  I love Bones, Parks & Recreation, and Zac Levi.

[iraffiruse]

[clevergirlwithabluebox]

This is fabulous. 

[chibihobbit]

THE FACT THAT IT’S AL MAKES THIS 100x BETTER

[giraffegaffe]

Gotta hate those word crimes

[giraffegaffe]

I'm watching family feud and the question is "name something women like that start with the letter d" and the first three people tried to be creative and appropriate, but then the fourth player just giggled for a minute and says, "the dong. You know, the private parts." His whole family was conflicted between horror and pure relief that somebody finally said it.

[giraffegaffe]

Today fedex was delivering a package for my dad that required a signature. While I was signing, ups arrived with a package for me. The ups guy kinda stood awkwardly in the background while I finished with the fedex guy. It was one of those moments you think can't possibly ever happen.

[prokopetz]

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

[thedaintysquid-deactivated20160]

(via abandoned amusement park | The Dainty Squid)

[deshommesetdeschatons]

[giraffegaffe]

They really do look exactly the same. Good pairing.

[my-little-mod-blog]

[definitely-my-division]

God hates white people who aren’t me

[seaa-see]

The war on the protection of people who aren’t me.

[giraffegaffe]

Freedom from unloved bronies

Well okay then

[qatu-deactivated20171110]

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

[giraffegaffe]

jennaisaspacecase, look! Your plan is scientifically proven.

[meladoodle]

this is bullshit

[human]

i hate this so much

[giraffegaffe]

i feel anger

[eggenberger]

DIDE WJAT TEH JELL WHI HAVEENG YOU HAD MAC AND CHESe MA AND CEJEESE IS VITAL TO MY EXISTENCE

are u ok

[giraffegaffe]

when people don't set the clock in their car 3 minutes ahead, i get really uncomfortable and worried

[shogunyan]

kingespurr's and liltinyfiestypants's miis had a baby. This is their family photo and looking at this gives me strength to go on.

[magesupremacy]

Please know this is my constant expression.

At all times except D&D.  Even then tho.

[giraffegaffe]

I can verify your claim about your expression. Before I saw the caption, my first thought was, "if that's not Andy as a mii then no part of this world makes sense."

[giraffegaffe]

i just feel up a staircase and then walked into a wall.

in an hour i'm going to leave for work where i'll be individually responsible for 20 million dollars in assets.

except that i just fell up a staircase and walked into a wall.

clearly i'm not meant to be able to handle very much. especially 20 million dollars.

[giraffegaffe]

I'm almost ready to start a new show on Netflix.

I will make the decision based on what gets suggested the most. But I don't hate myself at the moment so I'm ignoring troll suggestions. Because I want to find a show that's actually good.

[giraffegaffe]

Some driving philosophy

If you usually drive 50 mph, 70 seems really fast. If you usually drive 85 mph, 70 seems unbearably slow. If you usually drive 95 mph, you should probably be arrested.

[giraffegaffe]

I'm going to quit my job so that I can work at a whinery instead. A whinery. Where you get paid to whine.

[gifak-net]

[ratsoff]

no thank you sir