What's good homeboy

He/Him, 79 years young. Sheev in the streets, Han in the Sheets

[memorycycle]

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

[eggnogtoast]

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[byjove]

[mgsr]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[rosenkranz-does-things]

awoo

[cialecosas]

This is a man with a lot of past, but little present

And almost no future

[evildilf2]

3 sets of petting kitty 100 reps

[caitvisbian]

the plot of leverage:

[kosmogrl]

whatever happens happens but sometimes it would be nice if it didn’t happen

[64mpg]

[grickle14]

Ever deepening mysteries.

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[dogpuppy]

[entryn17]

whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom

[entryn17]

[maxxie-or-smth]

it's very important that you're friends with furries and trannies and faggots and freaks and perverts it's good for your soul

[electronicpuppykryptonite]

reblorg if you're a furry, a tranny, a faggot, a freak and/or a pervert!

[what-even-is-thiss]

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

[what-even-is-thiss]

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

[what-even-is-thiss]

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

[thehumblesmokedetector]

*beep*

[what-even-is-thiss]

Change your batteries.