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OK WAIT SO IF POC GET STRICTER SENTENCES IN COURT… AND IF WOC ARE MORE AT RISK OF MISCARRIAGE AND GENERAL MALPRACTICE… AND IF SEX EDUCATION IS WORSE IN INNER CITY PUBLIC SCHOOLS… AND IF RACIAL HOUSING DISCRIMINATION IS PRACTICED BY 85% OF REAL ESTATE AGENTS… AND IF SCHOOL DISTRICTS ARE FUNDED VIA PROPERTY TAXES WITHIN EACH DISTRICT… HOLD ON………. WAIT A MINUTE

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pogasm

This is what we mean by systemic racism

north-bi-northwest

eastgaysian

i must not get mad online. getting mad online is the mind-killer. getting mad online is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face my urge to get mad online. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. and when it has gone past, i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the getting mad online has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

skykittywhatchamahcallit

I think this is an incredibly important video to watch

thealphapigeon

Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something i have never seen someone look so tired and also so upset and also also so envious

thealphapigeon

Had another pear today it was even JUICIER than the pear I had yesterday and had to eat over my trashcan so I didn’t get juice all over myself and while I was hunched over lost in the sauce I heard the deepest sigh and when I looked up my supervisor was standing over me like

thealphapigeon

Called out in the company group chat

moveslikekeithrichards

everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank

#dinosaurs are loose in my school and I have to protect my students from them #the velociraptors are particularly difficult

mr-deep-downer

the best part about making someone else’s post viral is not having to deal with the notes.

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birdonawire

she’s literally me

birdonawire

@outdean ngl i probably would’ve moaned right then and there

divorceddadrock

monsterfactoryfanfic

OP you’re my personal fucking hero

saintofnotbroken

the-silent-screamer

Nas has been spitting nothing but facts this week

they-who-wander

These tags are important!

geek-ramblings

The "Last Week Tonight" host suggested he has some really weird dirt about certain members of Congress.

Dude this is so f*cking briliant. To basically get Congress to realize how f*cked up data privacy laws are. He did data mining, targeted men over 45 that are within 5 miles of the US capital, and put ads out including “do you want to read Ted Cruise fanfiction”. it looks like 100s clicked it including 3 that seemed to be in the capital building while doing so, which then means he has their device info, ip address etc. which he can then mine even more.