suggestive winky face

hi im vanessa and y'all can fuck off

[swilther-deactivated20181103]

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

Y'all really have the audacity to be surprised when your hedonistic lifestyle is unfulfilling

[ekphrasticbitch]

[despazito]

[iameverysparklywoman]

Mulholland Drive is so sexy it’s like David Lunch just took our world and added a cowboy and a garbage monster and he deleted the homophobia

[girl-fluid]

whats a girl gotta do to score 4 ounces & a psych evaluation

[girls-unawares]

Lily for girls-unawares, 3d-rendering, resizeable, 2018

[labias]

[quaagsire]

me getting ready to go to the club

[tastefullyoffensive]

[belovedblabber]

“she’s a hero only to herself“

[pochowek]

sherlock girl trying to hit on me: hey ;) i noticed the thin indentations calloused into your fingertips. you a bassist? me: that? oh thats from opening pistachios

[systlin]

“Samuel Vimes distrusted the kind of person who’d take one look at another man and say in a lordly voice to his companion, “Ah, my dear sir, I can tell you nothing except that he is a left-handed stonemason who has spent some years in the merchant navy and has recently fallen on hard times,” and then unroll a lot of supercilious commentary about calluses and stance and the state of a man’s boots, when exactly the same comments could apply to a man who was wearing his old clothes because he’d been doing a spot of home bricklaying for a new barbecue pit, and had been tattooed once when he was drunk and seventeen and in fact got seasick on a wet pavement. What arrogance! What an insult to the rich and chaotic variety of the human experience!”

— Terry Pratchett - Feet Of Clay

[pochowek]

i can’t read. want some? theyre good

[systlin]

actually I will take some thanks

[girl-fluid]

im kin with the only other woman in dan murphys buying bowlers run

[uarecrying-deactivated20230519]

[fivehead]

[dailyinspirationquotes]

[girl-fluid]

U think the problem is no ones listening to themselves? Wrong bitch! No ones ever listening to anything but themselves!

[girl-fluid]

im oppressed bc i love weed and pussy

[drexciyan-deactivated20170614]

[toiletpapercosmos]