im on 9 wheat thins and im moving different

she/they. dumb as hell. a real big piece of shit

[boobieteriat]

[nutloaf]

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[kristina100000]

mozzarella and cheddar when i open my fridge and its not their time to be added to a fuckalicious grilled cheese sandwich

[dogpuppy]

[heathcliffbot]

07/06/2026

[akashicrecord]

I haven't really talked about this because it's embarrassing but when I was growing up we couldn't afford gravity so we had to eat dinner on the ceiling

[coldgoldlazarus]

-Person who was born on a spaceship in 2872

[akashicrecord]

I was born on Chicago's first ferris wheel in 1893

[vampira-carmilla]

Photography by Gina Iacob.

[atrenchcoatfilledwithbees]

“I asked ChatGPT —”

Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo

[segamascott]

[aceynk]

donald tlump or taylor swift just died of applesauce poisoning

[bunniope]

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

[iamoutofideas]

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

[bunniope]

this is all that's left.

[iamoutofideas]

this is all that's left.

[hellisratherpleasant]

found this on the Savary Island Encyclopedia

[cuppydogshane]

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

[thickness-protection-program]

Eating this baklava to see if I'm still allergic to walnuts

[thickness-protection-program]

[tylostoma]

really enjoyed the picturesque drive home with my digicam

[gingik]

No theyre not disorders theyre winning conditions. Ill get 1.5x exp and 1.2x gold at the end of my life