G-I-R-L

Freelance Procrastinator

[feather-bone]

Decomposers’ waltz.

[feefal]

Growth stages of various mushrooms! from young spore to wisened, old granny fungi.

[thebootydiaries]

Me: why didn’t I get full points for annotations

English teacher: you just wrote “savage” every time Lady Macbeth spoke

[emilycarey]

canon (derogatory)

[starshadowx2]

Look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

[hauntedcephalopod]

[realifezompire]

@ the person naming these: who are you? what is your life?

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[girladactyl]

my high ass thought these were hair color samples

[asundergrowth]

Nice ass, sorry about the mental illness

Thank you king

[ilaaer]

[auntbutch]

original image, illustrated by frank uppwall, for dorine b. clark’s gutter star (1954)

[astarotha]

[tmp-art]

“I met the night and they purred"  

Based on this post

[nightmarecorruptedfairy]

This is precious and exactly what owning a black cat is like. Especially if you happen to also have black blankets and pillows, Doubly so for the fluffy ones

[targent]

cant fucking sleep bc wikipedia has separate lists for vampires and for fictional vampires

[chaoticnrg-deactivated20211118]

Shut The Fuck Up Im Feral

[lotad]

[marcchagallthebride-deactivated]

how’d this person get on twitter from greece ca. 450 bc

[mikemaihack]

Another Supergirl sketch. And Streaky too.

[lousysharkbutt]

from patreon request night 

patreon | twitter | instagram

[dadalux]

“Amateur Opossum Actress” by Rebecca Kriz

[branwyn-says]

I object to the diminishment of this opossum’s OBVIOUS theatrical skill and training

[dearestvita-deactivated20221122]

Virginia Woolf to Vita Sackville-West, 22 August 1927

[foreheadtouch]

[rhubabby]

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

[redactedbiboy-deactivated201812]

literally 😑 & 😕

[sweetmlnt-archive]

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool