The Fearsome and Mighty Bobzilla

Dragon squirrels are: Smaller than a dragon, bigger than a squirrel. Dragon squirrels live: in trees, and breathe fire. This in a blog in which a dragon squirrel is pointlessly verbose and also habitually weird and creepy. Bob is a writer and here are some things she writes: NaNo2011 Writing Tag My Portal Fanfic Masterpost

[girlcalledbob]

Aaand that was my tumblr for the next few weeks, bug me on discord if you need me friends

[untitled1559]

types of writer

A) existential crisis - self-deprecating - ask themselves everyday if they should just give up on writing - continues to write anyway - feels like they should be doing more (both in writing and irl) otherwise feels like they’re just wasting time - (they’re not tho i believe in them) - likes to complain about writing but they really love it and wouldn’t know what to do without it

B) make it stop - looooooooooooooooong stories - thinks their stories have too much filler scenes and that they’re boring the readers - but they can’t stop - unconsciously brags about their word count - 2,000 words turn to 20,000 words real quick without noticing it - how do they do this - probably bad in one-on-one conversations irl

C) do it for yourself - *mildly interesting thing happened in their life* “now how do I exaggerate this so I can add it in my story” - rants about their irl problems thru their writing - *cries while writing angst bc it’s too real* - they’re the main character - makes people they don’t like the antagonists

D) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - smut scenes that will make you consider kinks you didn’t know you have - makes their characters fuck in the middle of a zombie apocalypse just bc - afraid to write in public for obvious reasons - just wants to write porn but ends up adding fluff/angst - sometimes it’s the other way around - kinky but sexually frustrated irl

E) God - organized - has a minimum word count everyday and follows thru it - knows how to separate irl emotions to story emotions - intricate outline - perfect grasp of how the story will flow - what we all aspire to be

F) writing???in my house???what??? - spends more time complaining about writing than doing it - same with shitposting - daydreams all the time - has great ideas but ends up being forgotten forever - really good when they write tho

[misfits-den]

@blackkatmagic

[chasekip]

[kllingboys]

you’ve all heard of golden retriever’s now get ready for 

Golden Shepherd - a mix breed between a German Shepherd and a Golden Retriever 

[develop-your-oc]

A group of geese is a gaggle, a group of herons is a siege — what would a group of your OCs be called? (Either all your OCs as a group, or a single OC multiplied to create a group.)

[chaosazeroth]

a disaster

[girlcalledbob]

I’m going with an AU of OCs because I never stop making more fucking AUs, 90% of my OCs have 3+ versions with small variations. Alternate of OCs? Something like that.

Except Wolf she’s a violence of Wolfs. She’s a violence all by herself.

[marvellestark]

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

[melodystardust]

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

[chaosazeroth]

Didn’t Thor get his ass thrown by hitting Cap’s shield before though?

Cause I feel like that’s a thing that happened in one of the movies.

Nah, couldn’t be.

x3

[girlcalledbob]

So Molly the cat is super obsessed with bread

Not to eat, she just wants to play with it

She spent ten minutes today intensely staring at my steamed buns until I broke her off a little piece to bat around the floor

this cat is fucking weird

[girlcalledbob]

Also

Molly playbites with Nat because that’s the kind of relationship they have, but Molly knows I won’t let her playbite me and actually gets a little distressed when she accidentally goes for the bite

Today we were playing ‘I’m gonna touch your feets!’ which is where I try to touch the feets and she pulls them away. A good and wholesome game. But she got a bit carried away and pretend snapped at my hand and then stopped and went all wide eyed and licked me like ‘oh no that was wrong’

this fucking cat

[girlcalledbob]

So Molly the cat is super obsessed with bread

Not to eat, she just wants to play with it

She spent ten minutes today intensely staring at my steamed buns until I broke her off a little piece to bat around the floor

this cat is fucking weird

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[mithraxx]

rpgs without character creation is one of the seven deadly sins

[girlcalledbob]

That one big Dice Earrings post that I have been Threatening

It’s here

FRIENDLY REMINDER I will make these for people! For friends I generally say the first pair is free, after that my current price for a pair is £6 plus postage, and I have a stupid amount of dice so whatever colour/character/creature you want, there’s a good chance I have them. In the last two weeks I’ve had three different people notice these I swear you’ll look awesome!

So how many earrings have I made myself now? Uhhh I should really count at some point. But do you wanna see ‘em? Yes, the answer is yes, sit down and look at my nerd shit:

I feel like they make a deceptively small pile though? Like that doesn’t look like many. But

This is a whole lap tray and they don’t even fit though? I need a second row for my purples and reds. Which is sad because my purples and reds probably represent my BEST earrings to be honest

Okay here we go, from the top. I’ll list the ones in each picture like ‘Name (copyright owner, set)’ just for completeness sake.

Emma Frost (Marvel, Uncanny Xmen), Black Cat (Marvel, Amazing Spider-Man), The Penguin (DC, World’s Finest), Nick Fury (Marvel, Avengers vs Xmen), Mind Flayer (DnD, Battle for Faerun), Black Panther (Marvel, Uncanny Xmen), Loki’s Scepter (Marvel, Age of Ultron), Lois Lane (DC, World’s Finest), Mjolnir (Marvel, Avengers vs Xmen), Stick (Marvel, Guardians of the Galaxy)

Winter Soldier (Marvel, Civil War), Groot (Marvel, Age of Ultron), Rocket Raccoon (Marvel, Age of Ultron), Gambit (Marvel, Avengers vs Xmen), Moon Knight (Marvel, Civil War), Harvey Bullock (DC, World’s Finest), Scarecrow (DC, War of Light), Wasp (Marvel, Age of Ultron), S.T.A.R. Labs™ (DC, Green Arrow and The Flash)

Loki (Marvel, Age of Ultron), Beast Boy (DC, War of Light), Hulk (Marvel, Age of Ultron), Jervis Tetch™ (DC, Batman), M.O.D.O.K. (Marvel, Deadpool), Doctor Strange (Marvel, Avengers vs Xmen), Captain America (Marvel, Age of Ultron)

Agent Carter (Marvel, Deadpool), Psylocke (Marvel, Uncanny Xmen), Purple Worm (DnD, Battle for Faerun), She-Hulk (Marvel, Civil War), Hawkeye (Marvel, Age of Ultron), Hobgoblin (Marvel, Amazing Spider-man), Iron Man (Marvel, Age of Ultron)

Roy Harper™ (DC, Green Arrow and The Flash),  Wonder Woman (DC, Justice League), Deadpool (Avengers vs Xmen), Black Widow (Age of Ultron), Dogpool (Marvel, Deadpool)

I have so many left that I wanna do for myself - next is Squirrel Girl, the dogs (Cosmo, Krypto and Ace the Bathound), and a whole bunch of weird and cool DnD monsters, including a ghost, multiple dinosaurs, and a bright pink Beholder die which I may love more than oxygen. I’d love to hear everyone’s faves, here or on discord, and hey, you know, if you want cool dice earrings, you know who to call.

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[mirrorada]

so much this.

I’m horrible at answering texts and even worse at phone calls.

[girlcalledbob]

Tomorrow I’m hoping to actually sort out my dice earrings and get nice pictures to show you guys but last time I said I would do that I dropped off the face of the earth so like

who knows at this point??

[girlcalledbob]

But anyway things I’ve been doing lately:

Playing Slime Rancher

Playing Monster Hunter

Playing Pokemon Moon

Watching Leverage

that’s it that’s everything

[girlcalledbob]

regalmagnus replied to your post: So apparently my mental health doesn’t like the...

Fam I’m gonna need your name along with the ID for your Discord

my username is basically always GirlCalledBob, and this is true of discord also

[theintrovertnation]

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[girlcalledbob]

So apparently my mental health doesn’t like the way I currently interact with tumblr i.e it has become a source of stress rather than a good feelings place, so I am probably gonna be unfollowing people to thin down my dash and maaaybe not interacting with people much/at all/probably disappearing for lengths of time

Basically gotta figure out how much of this is good for me and how much of this is AH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

BUT if people don’t wanna lose touch PLEASE add me on discord because I do miss people. I’m just. Super bad at this.

Discord ID number thing is 5130

Username is same as always