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Cupid | 29 | it/they | a fine collection of this, that, and the other

[c-53]

Please take my white ass to anor londo

[shadowysiren]

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

[c-53]

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[speckled-negg]

you know how american conservatives will call anything they dislike "communist" regardless of its relation to actual ideology and history of communism. this website is exactly the same with the the word "puritan"

[toast-star]

something i think a lot of white people don't understand is that saying racist antiblack things 'ironically' 'as a joke' 'satirically' or 'as bait' is still... just being racist. as if saying 'bait used to be believable' somehow undoes the disrespect? as if pointing out that its probably a bot or a psyop nullifies the slurs? as if informing me that its a meme/copypasta/reference means you're not at fault for repeating them? as if any of this is okay? it doesn't work like that. why is the hatred and disrespect of black people acceptable background noise for you? why do you find it funny?

[damazcuz]

wasting away again in tumblrinaville...

[innerchildabortionclinic]

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[nyancrimew]

I got banned from your discord server cus I offered to teach someone to make an explosive.

yeah you were. what did you think would happen

[verminfang]

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

[theyshapedlikefriends]

Munyumum Okapi

[zoecastillo]

IMPORTANT UPDATE EVERYPONY

[herpsandbirds]

Wallcreeper (Tichodroma muraria), GIVEN EM THE OL RAZZLE DAZZLE!!!, family Tichodromidae, Bulgaria

photograph by Dimiter Georgiev

[holefoodsmarket]

my dream is to be as hot and insufferable as possible

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

Half way there!

[holefoodsmarket]

[vsingers]

new favorite tweet

[damazcuz]

(Trying to hide that I got bit by a single angelic zombie) I'm fine it's just a scratch. Let's keep going, we're almost to the sanctuary. La!

[katebeckets]

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

[slimemode]

[heidelbro]

When one of the couthed up mutuals reblogs something uncouth. Didn’t know you had that in you…

[pretend-wizard]

NO im NOT mad that my powers haven't activated AT ALL yet *my telekinesis throws nothing across the room*