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noise dept.
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$LAYYYTER
occasionally subtle
PR's Tumblrdome
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
oozey mess
cherry valley forever
official daine visual archive
macklin celebrini has autism
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@girlofsimpletastes
“THEY CANT TURN AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY HUMAN BECAUSE IT WOULD LITERALLY DEFEAT THE ENTIRE PURPOSE OF THE SERIES WHICH IS THEM HAVING EMPATHY FOR HUMANITY THUS UNDOING ALL THEIR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT ON SELF ACCEPTANCE AND LOVING EACH OTHER” - i scream as they drag me into a white padded room with no windows
*sighs and opens ao3*
October 26, 2025
Dreams in reflections...
movie tropes that will never get old to me:
a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back
fourth wall breaking
“give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets
*a terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen
alternatively: a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going “oops” in the most casual voice
“fuck you” “well if you insist”
#alternatively alternatively: *terribly loud crash w/ sirens and cat screeching*#person: *off camera* ‘I’M OKAY’ (via @zenlida)
character being all “you expect me to do X?” Gilligan Cut to character doing X
the squad gets captured and interrogated separately, and they’re all telling equally terrible, completely contradictory lies
people completely missing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them
alternatively, people absolutely seeing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them and just not giving a shit
bonus points if it’s a beleaguered minimum wage employee who just goes about their business like “yep same shit as always”
someone pretending they don’t know another character is eavesdropping, only to casually reveal at the end of the scene that they know (*leaving* “tell tom that he can come out now” *tom drops from the ceiling in spy gear, irritated*)
choosing to deal with the villain by just leaving them alone in a room with another character
the “hands go down” trope
example: “any questions?” *everyone’s hands go up* “…that AREN’T sarcastic?” *everyone’s hands go down*
how could all y'all forget “ACT NATURAL!”
These are all great but let’s not forget two characters giving extremely biased flashbacks to the same event that each paint the other as an incompetent loon
i would like to respectfully add: scenes where a character walks into a room, sees something scary, and turns around and walks out with no reaction or change of expression
Bonus points if he DOES react, but it’s to close the door and tell his buddy “it’s for you.”
Intentionally getting wrong easy-to-pronounce names (“It’s Sean, isn’t it?” “Dude. It’s John.”)
That one character who is like actively dying but insists they’ve had worse and wants to keep fighting
Knocking down a big group of opponents with a bowling ball sound effect
Convenient book titles (“Plot-Related Thing for Dummies”)
Characters giving a flashback and voicing all the characters themselves
ALL OF THESE
Lost Creek Lake, Oregon; 12/7/2020
Be my family. Let's lay on the opposite sides of the couch sharing a blanket. Let's leave the window open when it rains, and enjoy the sense of security our arms bring to each other. Let's get cozy with a cup of herbal tea on a lazy Sunday afternoon watching the view. Let's allow the warmth in our chests to become us. Let's be content together. Let's become family.
Ugly Blue
Little Women (Greta Gerwig, 2019)
‘clair de lune’ by debussy but you’re wandering down the halls of your wealthy reclusive uncle’s grand and empty mansion trying to find who’s playing the piano because you haven’t seen another soul for weeks except your reflection in the mirror
julius caesar as just Some Dude is tripping me out
Cleopatra:
Louis XV:
julius caesar yells at the einstein bros. manager daily
cleopatra is writing her PhD thesis and is sick of people undermining her intelligence
louis XV is a business professional currently being investigated by HR
more takes from yours truly
nefertiti is a child star who fell from grace but rose again like a pheonix
alexander the great is ***NOT GAY*** and on academic probation
caligula is under investigation by the FBI
Yosemite, Underwood and Underwood, 1902
Pride and prejudice (2005) lizzy on top of the mountain
ANTI-BARFING SPIKES.
This is why they have such a problem with plastic bags. It’s because the unique structure of their esophagus makes it so that they can’t get rid of them.
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Not to sound too millennial but who the fuck would get off a plane (to their dream job in Paris) for Ross fucking Geller
you know when the hero dies and they try to resurrect him but he comes back slightly wrong and unhinged and without morals? vine vs tiktok
i mean you aint wrong
me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*
my brain, still to this day, every single time:
me: *hears a ticking clock but can’t immediately locate the source of the noise*
my brain, still to this day, every single time:
me: *sees a gas mask in any context ever*
my brain, still to this day, every single time:
Me: *sees a stone angel statue*
My brain, still to this day, every single time:
Me: *sees someone about to pop bubble wrap*
My brain, for the rest of my life, every single time:
i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility
I have been waiting for this post my whole life.
I was trying to explain this to someone one day and they basically told me I was crazy.
