A Crush Panic!

My name is Katie. I like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Music, Tea and Word Play. I can’t swim, I can’t dance and I don’t know Karate. I need to face it. I'm never gonna make it.

[chirmartir]

[shammytelevision]

why this video wanna make me type some nasty shit in a language that doesn’t exist

[he-sees-dem0ns]

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

[overallsandfunnyhats]

Poor Luigi 😳

[the-indigo-symphony]

A small PSA to all those new to dealing with the porn bots that Tumblr now has a fresh wave of – I understand that when you go to report them, you want to report them as "[containing] sexually explicit material", but don't do that. Report them as spam instead.

These are spam bots flooding tags and the website in general with spam links. They often do not have anything sexually explicit on their blog (although they often have implicit material). Plus, these two reports get very different results. Reporting explicit material gets the bot slapped behind an 18+ wall, so minors can't check if they're a bot or not. Reporting spam gets the bot taken down.

Remember, folks: when dealing with a bot, report spam, not smut!

[lionfloss]

joemortell

[neviditelny]

Via @bunjywunjy

[ihaveanorangeforyou-deactivated]

[dont-forget-indigo]

[nat-20s]

idk why people seem to think that if you love pink you hate black or vice versa. Black and pink are not opposing colors in fact they are best friends that kiss sometimes

[nat-20s]

they literally are THAT power couple they look sooooo fucking good together

[animentality]

[polararts]

It's a period piece~

[yamujiburo]

James doesn't know that they're retiring from the anime yet

[tryclops]

what would happen if a werewolf and a vampire bit a human at the same time

[bigshotmot]

turns them into a furby

[isayoldbean]

takes a screenshot

[rosegardenofeden]

polycule

[spacedewey]

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think “It’s fucken wimdy” when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

[whatthefluffnightvale]

I taught one of my ranching buddies “it fucken wimdy” and now he says it around his older more established ranching buddies

The exhilaration I get- upon hearing an old rancher (I’ve never met before) in cowboy boots and a cowboy hat while on a horse, grimly saying “it fucken wimdy” in a thick west Texas accent as he looks down upon his cows- is incalculable

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[jemariel]

Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.

Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.

You can hug your friends.

You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.

And so will you.

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

[labelleizzy]

Or do both for twice the punch!

[comicgone]

MANIFEST MANIFEST MANIFEST

[strawberryhorrorshow]

My conservative family members seeing me taking up embroidery:

One week later when I post the finished project:

[trashy-doodles]

two moods 

[stimman4000]

this video was made by the devil

[nico-nico-knee]

ah, 5-minute crafts. i can almost guarantee you that most of these won’t even work

[such-justice-wow]

This youtuber does debunking videos and I recognise some of those from her videos

[bleauberry]

I love Ann Reardon when she shits all over these fake how-to videos.

[such-justice-wow]

Yeah she’s great! Her videos were actually featured on a BBC segment on twitter about how dangerous some of these life hacks can be to attempt

[sharkflip]

So the debunking video above led me to watch another debunking video, which started down a very intriguing wormhole of asking why people are producing fake how-to videos like this, and the short version is they’re exploiting algorithms to generate ad revenue and the long version is they’re produced by a Russian content farm that has made some forays into American political ads.

Which is abruptly sobering and worth watching.

[waayix]

Ann Reardon also has a patreon to help keep her channel running because of this shitty algorithm, PLEASE GO SUPPORT HER WHILE YOU CAN!

She seriously doesn’t deserve the treatment youtube’s been giving her, so please support her as much as you can and make sure this shitty farming channel goes down in flames. 

It promotes EXTREMELY DANGEROUS activities such as PUTTING STRAWBERRIES INTO A GLASS OF BLEACH TO TURN THEM WHITE WHICH IS POISONOUS. AND POURING LAVA HOT CARAMEL ONTO A SPINNING WHISK, WHICH WOULD EASILY BURN YOU AND LEAVE A SCAR.

It’s amazing how youtube still tolerates this kind of behavior just because it’s pumping out videos 24/7 and sucking up all of the views. It’s unacceptable and it needs to be stopped as soon as possible.

Again, support Ann Reardon and her cause as much as possible and report the opposing videos promoting this shit. DO NOT LEAVE A COMMENT ON THE VIDEOS! YOU’LL ONLY GIVE THE ALGORITHM THE IDEA THAT THIS VIDEO IS SHAREABLE!

[imfemalewarrior]

Reardon is fighting to raise awareness about this because these channels are killing channels run by real people like herself and other cooking channels. One of her first debunking videos goes into greater detail about it but basically cooking channels are not getting as much profit or are losing money for every video they make because they get buried by the videos from these content farms.

Don’t watch content farms videos!

-FemaleWarrior

[madfishmonger]

Anne Reardon’s videos really opened my eyes to the danger and the unethical practice of content farms.

Youtube allows it because it makes them money. Money is not more important that ethics. Learn from this!

[imfemalewarrior]

Content farms also target children with peppa pig and elsa cartoons in youtube kids (youtube also does next to nothing about this) and it isn’t widely understood the impacts this will have on childhood development since these videos don’t actually impart any lessons and are not complex like avatar and other things a lot of us grew up watching were. Kids of a young enough age don’t understand the impacts their views are having in the grand scheme of things (and certainly not on themselves since even researchers don’t know what the impacts are), but people are noticing how some people make videos meant to be a challenge (think like bloody mary and how frightening that was for some of us? Now imagine that kind of thing buried in a YouTube video aimed at small children who can’t yet tell reality from fiction) but are just dangerous and frightening, then telling the kids their whole family will die if they say anything to anyone about it. Fun times! /S

Those of us who are old enough to know better need to do things like refusing to watch the garbage churned out by these content farms, reporting videos that feature dangerous things (such as the aforementioned secret challenge videos and bleached strawberries videos and copyright violations), and probably not allowing kids under a certain age on youtube period or supervising them on youtube to help keep them safe

-FemaleWarrior

[vanillajesters]

I do love Ann Readon’s videos! She’s a good scientist and makes amazing cakes! In fact, I’ve seen some of her baking videos sped up and placed onto “super satisfying cake decorating videos” without credit. It hurts my heart to see someone who works so hard get her videos stolen. Please spread the news!

[imfemalewarrior]

When you see that happen you can report the video for violating copyright

-FemaleWarrior

[frawgs]

cock i guess

[communistbussy]

balls, while you’re at it