I'm so over the human body

aluminum immortality

[paper-wounds]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[aphbirds]

Do not trust this bird. He is Not Authorized

[snailkites]

Ignore OP, this bird showed me his badge and he's allowed

[mattbors]

From a poetry collection by Mary Oliver, where after a hundred poems showcasing gentle observations on nature and animals, she hits you with this:

[proteinmom]

i love turning off lights. no need for all that

[girlpearl]

*folie a deux intensifies *

[pseudophan]

made me think of some of you <3

[girlpearl]

Hey it’s me Lasergirl from DW if you are the girl pearl who is a lovely vet person who had a naked dog named Pip…….

I am she! I know it’s you, I follow you! Sorry I don’t post much, I think I’m too old for tumblr or something

[mothmanmagicalboy]

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

[copperbadge]

"Will I tell you my username on Tumblr? No."

[girlpearl]

Literally once told a coworker “I don’t use tumblr” while openly browsing tumblr on my tablet at work

[orkyydorky]

this too shall pass

[orkyydorky]

HURRY UP

[nbarpf]

You can make friends over the internet by posting about wanting to see male celebrities having gay sex

[lightningcrashes]

for a website supposedly full of perverts most of you aren't perverted enough

[phosphorus-noodles]

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

[girlpearl]

Tumblr desperately wants me to meet up with single gay guys in my area who are ready to have fun and I just think that’s going to leave us both dissatisfied.

[viejospellejos]

Cómo es vivir con TDAH:

[codewitch]

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

[mysharona1987]

[deus-ex-aquila]

#are you gay? you may be entitled to financial compensation (via @thewalrus-said)