Had to change my username for privacy, day ruined

21 he/him cis bi guy Transphobes, Racists, Terfs, etc.etc. DNI

[wrenhavenriver]

[skidfarts]

how it feels to Wake Up

[segamascott]

thirsty boy

[theonion]

[segamascott]

[blumineck]

Be yourself as best you can whenever you can.

[dabottle]

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[tics-deactivated20201202]

POV u are a tasty little cheese

[catbreon-draws]

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

[shencomix]

[kira-serialfaggot]

If I was a necromancer I wouldnt be raising undead armies to conquer the world, thats how you get adventurous heroes coming to stop you.

I would be raising the dead to help the local villages by taking over the labor tasks they dont wanna do. You provide your dead, and in exchange my skeletons will clean your houses and work the fields for you. Thereby ingratiating myself with the local towns and thus they will shield me from any asshole adventurers trying to stop me from my experiments.

Yes I still plan to overthrow the king but that's because I love the proletariat

[barbreypilled]

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

[mousegirlheart]

sniff sniff. hm. you are made of smells?

[mousegirlheart]

now listen to me young lady, i am squeaking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to the grocery store, and i need you to ask the bastard working the deli if they have the good halloumi cheese. not the cheap stuff thats only cows milk. the premium halloumi made with goat and sheeps milk. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble missy. you will not get any more little kisses.

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[fyterx]

[only-tiktoks]

[devantnuit-ladeluge]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.