It Feels Like A New Beginning

Who cares. Gh: theukrainianstripper

[shez-a-dove-deactivated20161204]

take me back to 2009 so i can experience hearing tik tok for the first time again

[andrewpauldost-deactivated20130]

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

[hungwy]

When y'all fake conversations in your heads do you sometimes say random sentences out loud too? I was just tying my shoes and said very sternly and loudly “I DO know how ants work, fucker”

[twow]

“21 pilots saved music theyre the best artists of our time”

um excuse you

[coldforever-deactivated20171119]

Don’t depend on anyone, handle your own shit.

[doseofriends]

[bob-belcher]

[cr1mson5thestranger]

I love Ghost Adventures, because if you don’t believe in ghosts, it’s three grown-ass dudes scaring themselves shitless with equipment failure, and if you do believe in ghosts, it’s three grown-ass dudes antagonizing the powers of Hell.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

i hate when i’m 53 minutes into catfish and the catfish is who they said they were like what a waste of MY time and max’s? does it look like we’re here for happy endings??

[1st-1]

[shitpostpriest]

Me, in autumn: [steps on fallen leaves]

Me: lov the cronch

[yourangelonline]

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

[straight historian voice] they used fond language such as “my lover”, “my darling”, “i miss your arms around me”, “i wish i could marry you”, and “i miss your lips on mine”, though they were never proven to be in a relationship

[stuff-from-web]

[loemerence]

[givememorestoff]

I need some friends so like this and you'll get a dumb/cheesy pick-up line or pun