[meyhew]

i think the person writing these headlines deserves a raise

[hwardlaunch]

The umbrella on its way to the academy idk I didn’t watch the show

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

pregnancy is a hoax the baby sprouts out the ground ive seen it happen

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

People pretend to be pregnant for clout it started with one woman named dvd and people been chasing the same high since

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

meant eve

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

Good post OP

[meanplastic]

[bitchvirgo]

[bitchvirgo]

[bpdvanillaice]

I am reminded of a film about a young man who comes upon a rat in the streets of Paris. This rat is special; he has been gifted with a talent for the culinary arts. He transcends his station as vermin. Yet he is cursed to live a half life, his greatest talent confined to the kitchen in which he will never be welcome. Yet he strives to live; he conducts himself through the young man, concealed within the chef’s toque. The man becomes marionette to the rat - yet the rat himself is puppet to the whims of his own ability, unable to find significance in the simplicity of his species’ station. In the end, it is only the food which escapes the cruel influence of obligation. It is constituted not by what it must do, but only by what it has always been. Tell me, Will, are you the rat? The young man, controlled? Or are you, perhaps… the food?

[fiammaradfield]

Night Comes On (2018) dir. Jordana Spiro

[beneficeduvagin-deactivated2019]

I wish I could pin this

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

Daffy said fuck blue lives

[okayysophia]

[parkore]

legitimately one of the funniest videos in earth

[mar64ds]

They are married warner bros told me

[cryptidsloth]

I’m sorry I just had an out of body experience when bugs said “you’re a sexist”

[rensbogusadventure]

how the hell else am i meant to interpret this

[rosecrystal]

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want

[dutchster]

if I had to pin point my biggest flaw, it would probably be me

[spite-knot-deactivated20210817]

children are on to something when they keep asking ‘why?’

[heavensickness]

Third base is me telling you about my father

[staggot]

Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

[deadbeatmaker]

every true crime video about serial killers is like… “obviously he was an attractive man” (shows a picture of the ugliest person I’ve ever seen in my life)