lance and shiro are banned from several booths
not because they cheat but because the booths are obviously rigged and they still manage to win a lot
keith is actually so bad at carnival games but mostly cause he’s got bad luck and is easily frustrated
but he’s the best of all of them at not falling on his ass inside those fun houses with moving floors and rotating rooms he’s got that shit on lock
lance wins them prizes at the aiming/shooter games
shiro wins them prizes at the strength testing games
every time shiro is looking cool af after winning a strength testing game lance squeals and jumps into his arms dramatically proclaiming “MY HERO <3”
keith rolls his eyes at them but snaps a photo because he’s a cheese like that
lance loves the sweet taste
keith doesn’t like the stickiness on his cheeks but he tolerates it cause he loves them
plus they litter his cheeks with kisses and it tickles so it makes him giggle
keith and lance use roller coasters and rides for competition
first to say uncle has to wear the silly hat
said hat is the only prize keith managed to win by randomly picking a rubber duck with a star on the bottom (only luck he had all day)
shiro likes roller coasters but there’s no Thrill in them for him
but it’s cute to see lance and keith scream-laughing and having fun
lance names a cute little black dog plushie keith and keith blushes
shiro names this cute little smug looking tabby cat plushie lance and lance dIES
lance and keith holding shiro’s hands and guiding him to open spaces when he’s feeling too claustrophobic cause of crowds
lance taking so many selfies with them both
they all have things theyre bad and good at but they all have fun
lance is super superstitious, and only agreed to go in cause he KNOWS it’s all people in costumes that aren’t actually messing with some bruja bullshit
keith squints suspiciously at everything but is otherwise oddly calm
shiro has died, his soul has left the building, his skin has gone clammy and pale, he’s constantly stopping himself from making a tea kettle noise
lance, clinging to shiro: youll protect me right babe
shiro, edging further away: i cant read suddenly i dont know
keith: this is…a verbal conversation???
[some noise sounds in the distance]
shiro: [makes a tea kettle noise and fuckn bOLTS]
keith: don’t worry i can handle this
[someone pops out at them]
keith: [PULLS OUT HIS FUCKING KNIFE]
lance: THIS IS NOT WHAT ID CALL HANDLING THIS
they arrive at the jump scare
they are forcefully removed from the haunted house
in the end they have to leave a bit before the carnival closes or else the cops risk getting involved aka: best carnival date EVER
thank you to @noiitamina from the shklance discord for the initial idea you truly #blessed us all