born to be a rockstar.

Elliott Gilbert The leading outcast What's up? I'm Elliott. I'm 18 years old, a senior at McKinley High School, and a future rockstar. Currently, I am the lead vocalist for a band called Secrets Of The Fearless. Check us out. We play at the The Underground frequently and we know how to put on a show. Musica in venis meis

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rebelrockersebastian:

Of course I don’t fuck everyone. You’re going to have to be attractive if I’m going to have my dick near you. I’m not that easy. But the school is full of hot people so that’s a thing. I’m a great fuck and people keep coming back so I won’t ever have to problem of not getting any, don’t you worry. I also always have you to marry so we’re good. My attitude is amazing, asshat.

Those are actually the people who are so fucked up by my dick that they just can’t move. Don’t be a little bitch. Yes, I do. Beyoncé can get it.

So, that’s it, then? Be attractive? Don’t even need to be yea-high to ride that ride; or have it ride you, you know. Whatever you’re in the mood for. No. I imagine it isn’t easy at all in a school full of attractive people to meet your criteria. You know this is all in good fun. I’m just a little pickier than you are. Keep it up and your dick’s gonna be exhausted by the time you’re 25; then you’re fucked. Literally. You’ll be a bottom boy from there on out. -- Sebastian Gilbert, hm? I like it. The actual marriage aspect? We’d have to wait and see.

Nice save, Casanova. Not your best but an A for effort. Why not? It riles you up. You’re fun when you’re all riled up. I’m sure she could. But, as a challenge, let’s see how long you can keep it in your pants.

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bookwormlottie:

Your definition of fun is quite risky, don’t you think? I mean, skipping school for so long could get you in real trouble. I do play though!

That’s true. It can be risky. But if you’re smart about it, it’s easy to prevent undesirable outcomes. To be fair, I wasn’t skipping school per se. I had my work from my teachers and my grades weren’t faltering when I left. Had they been, I’d have never gone in the first place. My mom would’ve made sure of that. And they aren’t faltering now. All’s well here. Promise. -- Do you? When’s the last time you did any sort of playing? And just so we’re on the same page, what did this playing consist of? I still sense a dull girl...

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rebelrockersebastian:

You gotta try everything once, my friend. If they’re shit, they’re not getting this dick again. There’s been times I’ve literally stopped halfway because people were just starfishing it. Can’t do anything with that shit. I have a list and you’re on there, baby. I think in songs so that’s not really a valid conclusion. Yeah, yeah. They come and go. Yesterday I hated you and now I’m crazy in love.

Not everything, if you ask me. Or in this case, not everyone. Have you ever considered that someone who has been had by everyone loses that appeal? The mystery, I mean. Maybe you should slow down. ‘Cause eventually, you’re no longer gonna be intriguing and what are you gonna do then? It’s not like your personality’s gonna save ya’. The last thing I want as your best friend is for you not to get any, thus get pent up, and have an attitude (more so than you do now) all the time. Think of the me.

Sorry to break it to you but if you’ve got people ‘starfishing’ it, you may need to up your dick game. Because if they’re just laying there, you’re not doing something right. Protip from somebody who has made that oh so exclusive list of yours. You really do think in songs, ‘Bas. I just didn’t think those songs included Beyonce tracks. The more you know.

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mainstreamer-mercedes-marie:

Getting ready to head to the Airport, super excited about this Years National’s. We will once again come back to Ohio Reigning Champs. Of that I am sure! Kurt and Bree (though one of them can get bent for real and I am not talking about the outcast) out did themselves with the routine. In other News Who is taking me to see Guardians of the Galaxy when I get back?”

How was the trip? Good, I assume. Considering you guys won and all. -- Since you’re a winner, I’m sure everyone and their brother is trying to take you to see Guardians of the Galaxy, am I right?

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rebelrockersebastian:

You know me, I try to find the best hook-ups. You’re never wrong about me. Yes, isn’t that completely insane? Don’t toot your horn, I wasn’t about to write a song about it yet. But yes and now the feeling is gone.

I know. And with those questionably low standards you have, almost everybody in McKinley is eligible for assessment. It’s going to take you a while to sift through them all to find the ones that are worthy of Sebastian Smythe’s best hook-ups list. [Insert some holy chanting here and what have you.] But you admit you thought about writing a song about it; which is good enough for me. Those dreaded feelings. They just flee so quickly for you, I don’t get the time to savor them. Maybe next time.

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honeynutkurt:

PRIVATE: I would have had a JV Cheerio turn it into the station though. I suppose I understand, but I would stop by the Yearbook committee's next meeting,  think they were planning on dedicating a whole page to you in Memoriam.  I’m excited and so nervous I fee like I’m going to throw up my heart, but excited nonetheless. 

Are you serious? What even is your life? If I were you, I would have just camped out there. 

PRIVATE: Wow? Really? I’m not shocked you’d be willing to have a JV Cheerio turn it in. More so shocked that one likes you enough to do those kind of chores for you. Yearbook committee’s next meeting. Check. Though, I could leave it alone, allow ‘em to do it, and see how people respond to seeing me in the halls afterwards. Might be hilarious. -- I hear guys managed to take home the gold, though. How does it feel, Mr. Hummel? How will you celebrate your victory?

Very. My life can be cool sometimes. I know, right? I can’t believe it either. I considered it. Truly, I did. But then that part of my brain that said I needed a high school diploma to do many other things in life nagged at me and I’m home. Wasn’t Nationals at a pretty cool place this year? 

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mckinleysblaine:

Welcome back! Where did this ‘funeral’ take you? I would honestly kill to get out of here for a little while as well.

Thanks. This ‘funeral’ took me to Greece, actually. Can’t complain seems like the understatement of the year. -- Do it. Total peer pressure right now. I’m not saying go to Greece or anything but a little mini-vacation out of Lima on a weekend couldn’t hurt, right? Especially if you’ve got the right company.

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breejordan:

I’m going to throw a “Fuck you!” out one more time for the world to see. Of fucking course you’re home and going to do something fun while I’m gone! Ass. I expect a pizza and a bouquet of french fries when I get home or so help me, Elliott James, I will put cum in your gel again. I haven’t seen you in person in a month. You owe me. 

What was I supposed to do? Wait around, bored out of my mind, crying into one of your shirts until you got back? You act as is if you were going to some run down summer camp for the weekend. Either way, it’s not like I’m some strange 5 clinger with separation issues. As much as I love you and all. A guy’s gotta have fun. Pizza and a bouquet of french fries for Miss Fancy Pants over here, I got it. -- Wait. What? Again? What do you mean again? You’re not cute.

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bookwormlottie:

Elliot, you’re not supposed to promote improper behavior! The last thing everyone needs is to get ideas on how to skip school and get drunk all the time. 

That was not at all what I was condoning. A little fun every now and then, that’s different. All work and no play makes Lottie a dull girl, don’t you think?

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abottleofjohnny:

Yeah. You’re getting soft in your old age, Gilbert. Heard you’ve been somewhere in Europe. That right?

Now, now. That’s not true. No need to go ‘round spreading lies and whatnot. You heard right. Greece. Pretty cool place. And what have you been up to since I’ve been gone? Kicking ass and taking names while breaking hearts?

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charliedower:

I’m not gonna lie, I thought you’d died or something.

With that attitude, I’m sure you were just crushed, and ready to send a bouquet of flowers to the funeral home once you got confirmation. I’m touched, really. -- Also a bit concerned that an everyone immediately came to the conclusion I was dead, rather than anything else. Not sure what that says about me or what it says about you people.

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honeynutkurt:

PRIVATE: Here I thought you had died and I’d have to file a missing person report. So, where did this “funeral” take you anyway?

PRIVATE: No need to fret. I’m not dead. I think it’s adorable that you care about me enough that you’d have filed a missing person report if I hadn’t come back, though. -- I’d have texted but I know how busy your popularity keeps you. Cheerios duties and all. Speaking of. Are you stoked for Nationals?

Greece, actually. Which was awesome. Can’t beat having a mom who is a photographer for a living ‘cause it takes you to some pretty cool places.

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smokinmarleyjane:

I won’t be in town for most of Saturday but I mean, if I get home in time I’ll make an appearance, vodka in my water bottle and all.

Lame! What’s got you preoccupied for the majority of Saturday? It’s gotta be something good if you’re willing to come late -- or not at all -- to one of me and Bas’ shows.

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abottleofjohnny:

Why would you willingly come back

Good question. To be honest, there was a brief moment where I considered not coming back but figured it’d be best if I went ahead and finished my senior year of high school here. 'Cause after that, I can go wherever I want. Damn me for being responsible.

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masondeannotjasondean:

Where was the getaway? Sounds fuckin’ awesome no matter what. I’ll be there, for sure. 

Greece. Awesome atmosphere there. Beautiful too. Makes me wish I had stayed but alas... here I am. -- That’s what I like to hear. Ever been to one of our gigs? Can’t recall if I’ve seen you at one or not. Though it’s hard to pay attention to anything but ‘Bas on show nights. That’s when he really cranks up his dramatics.

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Twitter.

@breenoelle: I would like to give a shout out to @givethemhelliott for making it through the entire day without once saying "May the 4th be with you". This is progress people!

@whaddupmarls: @breenoelle He deserves a damn award.

@givethemhelliott: @breenoelle I totally would have said it if it weren't for the jet lag making me lose all concept of time. I didn't even notice what day it was!

@givethemhelliott: @whaddupmarls Any ideas for what this award could be? 'Cause I like awards.