Color Splash Apologist

Paper Mario sideblog

[its-a-dimentio-world]

fuckass jester in this shirt

[techneti-um]

Ms. Mowz the Globe-Trotter

[nayona747]

[starshipxnaut]

happy anniversary to the remake of the game that permanently rewired my brain <3

[spmthemanga]

‘The Emperor of the kingdom dolorous

From his mid-breast forth issued from the ice;

…

Were he as fair once, as he now is foul,

And lifted up his brow against his Maker,

Well may proceed from him all tribulation.’

~Dante’s Inferno, Canto 34

If I said it was a nice normal Mario game I lied

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(nudging my liege as we walk past some visibly poisonous black berries) don't they look scrumptious my liege

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[archaeo-geek]

About ten years ago I watched a guy drown on a lake beside my worksite. I couldn't get to him in time and neither could the other people on the work crew. He had three life jackets sitting in the bottom of the aluminum boat he fell out of, and the boat was left spinning in circles near him with the motor going full blast.

Wear a life jacket.

[dimelui]

Fighting over nothing ::

[mimikabii]

happy 6 years since the sudden reveal trailer of paper mario the origami king

[6dervishslime]

the mimi (NOT a spooder no no she could never be)

[green199213]

spm drawings from two years ago.

[planeposting]

Stabilize our trajectory please

Pitch up

Pitch down

Left rudder

Right rudder

Left roll

Right roll

No1 engine thrust

No2 engine thrust

Flap angle

Altitude

Voting ended onMay 10

I just wanna see how we crash this plane

# of likes = # of passengers on board

# of reblogs = # of flight hours the pilots have

Good luck soldiers

[superpapermario]

Happy Birthday Mimi!!!

Don’t be fooled by the disguise, right there is our favourite shapeshifter, Mimi!

[perimity]

she

[caecaesclubhouse]

More papery things

[thelegendofstella]

I love the regular humanoid/etc. Dimentio designs out there, but consider: quasi-eldritch horror black hole being

I've had this in my head for a while, but I never drew concept art for it until now, which was really fun. It just made sense to make his weird dimensional powers black hole/star based, y'know? And considering some theories posit him to be at least thousands of years old, well... black holes can have such large lifespans they might as well be immortal ;)

[silverwind25]

wizard Ralsei