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@gl0rb
hello I'm glorb/hazel welcome to my funhouse
im a furry that loves breaking bad, vore, and math. ask for my furry specific accs. irl im an automotive engineer. talk to me about cars i have so many things to say
oh im also a rly avid bird watcher.
finally some relatable content on ig
saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"
nature is healing
FUCK YEAH.
Trans people, and all queer people, are forever welcome with the Industrial Workers of the World. Happy Pride to our queer members, and to everyone else!
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 2
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Dr. Gregory House (House, M.D.)
Bruce Wayne/Batman (DC)
PROPAGANDA:
[House]
"Because Cuddy cannot get it would be funny if House did. Also he is just breedable."
"He’s a famous doctor. His medical wonder would be widely known, he’d be bitter but intrigued."
Dr. House propaganda from last season
[Bruce]
"He already has so many kids, its time to let him make some himself."
"He has so many kids already, he should birth one."
"He's already had so many kids come to him as pre-teens or teens, often with parents before him that he needs to "compete" with for his position as their parent, so it would be nice to have him not have that pressure for once. Also, whenever one of his partners turns out to be pregnant he tends to be very excited about it, and he's often shown to be very soft and kind to babies and small children, so it'd be nice to finally give him a baby of his own. And considering the fact that there's more than one storyline with one of Bruce's lovers being pregnant and leaving and then hiding/giving the baby away for adoption, him being the one who's pregnant would keep that from happening again. In conclusion, he's got kids, loves babies, is already a single parent, give the man a baby of his own!!"
"It's been a while since he adopted a kid, maybe his next one can be home grown."
"He's due another child. Pregnant Batman would probably have to take good care of his health."
"Just look at him. Plus, he'd be a wonderful mother."
"This guy is already a dad of like a million robins, so it's about time he made some himself."
"look at him. this man loves kids so much. he loves his kids so much, you know he wishes he could have birthed them himself. getting pregnant would fix him."
"I mean look at him. He has so many kids he was made to be a mother."
who else is going to have Wilson's child?
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 8
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
PROPAGANDA:
[Tenna]
"Because he's a TV."
"I just DO, I’m unbelievably down bad for him. He 100% laid that egg that he has, Spamton for sure knocked him up and left him with that egg. Now it’s my turn to knock that TV up."
"He keeps an egg from his ex in the closet that he's ashamed of anyone finding out about, but treats as a daughter. Said egg is hidden inside his official plush. The TV is canonically eggnant. Creator also called him a handsome, apron-wearing older husband. I mean, come on."
"He’s already so desperate and needy for attention you can’t tell me he wouldn’t love it."
"I haven't even played Deltarune but the art is so amazing! it's convinced me that Tenna MUST be mpregged."
"It might fix him."
"Okay so the entirety of The Lore takes like an hour to explain so I will skip that and instead talk about the merch pipis stuff. The offical plushies merch have secret bonus stuff sew inside. For Tenna he has a pipis- something that looks like a blue egg. In canon Tenna has a special pipis he keeps safe and hidden and calls it his darling daughter. Pipis (so far) is exclusively made by a different character, Spamton. Tenna and Spamton have fraught history together to the point where they honestly come across as messily divorced. Spamton's plushie *also* had a hidden pipis inside so the meme is that they got each other pregnant."
"We need more pipis in this world <3 also Smapton."
"THEY CAN TAKE WHATEVER THEY WANT IN THE DIVORCE, BUT NOT HIS KID."
"Pipis."
[Doofenshmirtz]
"he is the number one girldad and i think he'd be really cute with a younger child <3 please he's got empty-nest syndrome he needs this."
"He's already a good dad he needs another."
Hello, my bretherin! I'm here to (re)post another round of Tenna mpreg fanfic propaganda!
Junior Jitters, where Tenna finds out he is pregnant
Beep still, my aching heart, where Tenna goes through bittersweet highs and lows while pregnant
Picture Perfect, where Tenna gives birth (so I guess it technically doesn't count)
Elephant in the Room, in which Tenna can't get pregnant because he is #menopausal, but his past pregnancy is an important plotpoint. Read EitR. You will not regret reading EitR. You wanna read EitR soooo bad
And, my newest foray into the concept, and a propaganda piece for this very poll, (breathes in) I Did Not Get Pregnant At The Annual TVWorldWide Gang Bang (because I wasn't there), which should be getting a new chapter tomorrow!! Read along as Tenna gets miraculously pregnant & has to hide it from everybody, because he hasn't had sex in 20 years and doesn't know where the baby comes from.
Vote for Tenna!! He wants to & deserves more than anything to get pregnant!! We can still do this!! Who do you think Dr Doofenshmirtz is using the Impreginator on?!
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 20
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park)
Master Shifu (Kung Fu Panda)
PROPAGANDA:
[Ian]
"It's me. The same person who submitted him last time. He did better than I thought he would so I KNOWWW I ain't crazy! I need that man BRED. He was too powerful, they couldn't let him carry any children himself. He's the living embodiment of Cassandra from Greek myth, cursed to always be right and never have anyone believe him. Maybe a child from his own womb would break the curse. 🙂↕️😮💨"
Ian propaganda from last season
[Shifu]
"He's already so belligerent, make him more belligerent with get pregnant <3 (this one goes out to all the furries)."
LIFE FINDS A WAY 😁😁😁
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 22
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100)
Jesus Christ (The Bible)
PROPAGANDA:
[Reigen]
"Not me, Sans needs this guy preggo, also he needs that child support to sustain the business mhehehdhehejjehehr."
Reigen propaganda from last season
[Jesus]
"So that he will understand women’s pain and stop periods and make pregnancy hurt way less. JESUS CHRIST NEED HIM PREGNANT POLL FOR WOMENS RIGHTS 2026!"
'He'd do it for us."
I never thought I’d ever say these words…
…but if Hawkeye Pierce can’t be the Pregnant Man, I want it to be Jesus
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 29
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Shrek (Shrek)
Tony the Tiger (Frosted Flakes)
PROPAGANDA:
[Shrek]
"We don't know how ogre biology works, you can't prove he wasn't the one to have the kids.* Also it gives him something to complain about."
*Mod correction: The third film was quite explicitly about Shrek coming to terms with Fiona's pregnancy and his impending fatherhood, but I respect where your head is at. He can carry the next set.
[Tony]
"The Tony/Grinch Christmas post + He would be a good father. Dad shaped."
Sorry Shrek but you’ve already got triplets
and I wanna see what a Tiger-Grinch hybrid would look like….
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 27
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney)
C3PO (Star Wars)
PROPAGANDA:
[Phoenix]
"It wouldn't be the weirdest thing that's happened to him."
"Phoenix Wright is in a competition with Batman for who can accidentally adopt the most children. So far, Phoenix has his mentor's little sister, his mentor's cousin, forensics science girl, weird magical girl (aka the only one that the adoption is legally binding), dorky boy who doesn't want to admit he's been adopted, and emotions science girl. Plus, I'm pretty sure he co-adopted his boyfriend's kids (crow, anxious boy, rock star, and samurai) before actually asking his boyfriend out (or at least there's plenty of fics to support that theory). Plus, he sees anyone under 18 in trouble, his default is protective mother hen. 16 yr old girl has grown men lusting after her? Attack mode. Young boy arrested for crime with no defense? Guess who is now your attorney and your parent. He wants to be a parent so badly, and he deserves to carry one of his own."
[C3PO]
"Look at him. Look at this nervous golden wreck and TELL ME he's not breedable. xD"
VOTE C3PO!!! His shorter robot boyfriend R2D2 who communicates exclusively in bleeps deserves to get him pregnant!!! get the robot twink pregnant!!!
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 9
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Achilles (Greek Mythology)
Might Guy (Naruto)
PROPAGANDA:
[Achilles]
"IT WOULD HAVE FIXED HIM!!! HE'S LITERALLY A MOTHER LION TO HIS CUBS HE WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH MORE SUITED TO IT THAN LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE HE EVER DID."
[Might Guy]
"thinking about him as a dad makes me genuinely emotional. also i think he would find pregnancy a novel and interesting experience."
#makemightguypregnent
toby fox is literally slaving away in the tumblr sexyman mines and none of you are thanking him for it. hes pumping them out like the imaginary boyfriend machine from inside out stop being ungrateful
