hello I'm glorb/hazel welcome to my funhouse
im a furry that loves breaking bad, vore, and math. ask for my furry specific accs. irl im an automotive engineer. talk to me about cars i have so many things to say
oh im also a rly avid bird watcher.
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hello I'm glorb/hazel welcome to my funhouse
im a furry that loves breaking bad, vore, and math. ask for my furry specific accs. irl im an automotive engineer. talk to me about cars i have so many things to say
oh im also a rly avid bird watcher.
you're not "gay" you're just addicted to the oxytocin and dopamine rush from sucking penis
"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own
"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................
Caine is the only thing that keeps me sane
liar ur a liarrr u watched that shite in theatres.... glorb CONFIEMED liar. 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
WHAT DID I WATCH IN THEATERS????? I DONT REMEMBER WHAT THIS IS ABOUT
I will. I WILL!!
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
World Heritage Post
Anti-racist poster designed by Rafeal Pereira
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
COME ON GUYS!!! WE LOVE TV!!!! TV TV TV VOTE FOR TENNA!!!!!!!
COME ON TENNA YOU CAN DO IT
testosterone tuesday
baka life dot pinge | print
Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’
Some of my favorite clownfish hosts
#mybrick
the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.
the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
If you vote tenna and prove it ill do a shitty little doodle of whatever you want for each person who does
Teratophiliacs were once a niche group that bonded over their sexual attraction to monsters in obscure forums. Now—as online communities pro
Okay guys, we’ve got to wrap it up now with the monsterfucking and find something new to do. It’s getting write-ups in GQ, it’s so over.
Sometimes, in their obsession with monsters, humans end up finding other humans. In 2019, Cachét developed a crush on Salad Fingers, the main character in a British cult web cartoon. She drew porn of Salad Fingers and sent it to David Firth, the show’s creator. Firth loved it and followed her back. “He thought I was a guy because no girl would draw porn of Salad Fingers,” Cachét says.
They started messaging. Cachét complimented his drawing of a human-bug threesome and asked for a print. Three years later, Cachét and David got married. The human-bug threesome drawing hangs on the wall of their home.
Okay this does kind of rule though.
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