Gl1tchGr3mlin

18+ blog. — 27 y.o. He/Him You can call me Gremlin! Artist, Cosplayer, Writer, Photographer

[thememedaddy]

[klamv-art]

Carl and Donut sleeping on the couch ✨

I love this books so much, I can't believe this is the first time I'm drawing something about them, should have done it sooner

[mxrandelyn]

"How do you plead?"

"Not guilty, your honor."

"Not Guilty?"

"Yes, your honor."

"You bit a man in broad daylight."

"Yes, your honor."

"There were at least a dozen witnesses."

"There were extenuating circumstances, your honor."

"Given the number of witnesses and your own admittance to the actions that have brought us here today, what possible justification could you have for pleading not guilty?"

"I was given no choice in the matter, your honor... I had to bite him."

"Given no choice??" he repeats incredulously.

"Just look at him, your honor." I say, gesturing to the fully grown man across the courtroom from me. Several bite marks can be clearly seen on his flesh even given how little of his skin is visible in the well fitted suit he chose to wear to court.

The judge huffs then looks across the room to stare down at the plaintiff for what feels like much longer than the handfull of seconds he actually takes to silently take in the chewed up plaintiff in front of him. The man only blinks owlishly at the judge before sharing a skeptical look with his lawyer. Eventually the judge nods his head and sighs wistfully to himself.

"Fair enough... Due to the extremely biteable nature of the plaintiff this court finds you innocent of all charges. This court is adjourned, you're free to go."

The sound of the gavell banging echoes around the room as the judge stands and promptly leaves the courtroom.

[sandgrassbagel]

mordecai with donut and carl is such an embodiment of that one post that's like "is that my..? fuuuuck that's my circus. and are those? dammit, those are my monkeys."

[mxrandelyn]

Most Stranger Things fans are severely underestimating just how little men actually wore sometimes in the 80's. I've seen people call Steve's Scoops shorts short. Babe... you haven't the faintest idea how short the men's shorts were back then. I'm talking 4 inch inseams at best as soon as summer hits. Men in crop tops left and right! And don't even get me started on the gym shorts! Today's Hoochie Daddy shorts are puritanically tame by comparison.

Former jock Steve Harrington would absolutely be busting out the 2 inch inseam shorts and boat shoes combo, and he definitely has a plethora of slutty little crop tops for as soon as the summer heat started settling in. All of you would loose your everloving minds over 80's accurate Steve in the summer.

[raviolireptile]

Yeah

[elecktrum]

Donut and Carl after Scolopendra's sixth attack.

[threefates]

and for the lady, perhaps a devout knight?

[mxrandelyn]

Mmm, mayhaps not.

I shall have a lowborn hedge knight. A humble squire that is the son of a second son of a minor house. A hedonistic lord, swathed fully in expensive fabrics and jewelry, with a long standing hatred for the royal family his house is sworn to... and the whispers of future rebellion.

[reyyy-of-sunshine]

“But it’s not ALL men”

You’re right Ser Duncan the Tall would NEVER

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[garpen]

"you already left kudos here"

And??? Let me like it again??? Clearly it deserves more??

[knightclubbing]

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

[monstermonger]

Friend in an alleyway | my wife sent me this photo the other day and said "you HAVE to draw this." and I agreed completely <:

[monstermonger]

oops I was told you can only see the photo if you have a bsky account, so here's a screenshot of it!

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[najsigt]

I've been in a bit of an art funk lately, so I decided to do a little redraw of this piece from 2021.

[llama-sidekick]

did you predict the bloody mary ship

[catgirl-kittywife]

Happy Halloween everynyan :3

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[tastefullyoffensive]