Tired, but spooky, and full of whimsy nonetheless.

'94 | Sometimes funny | i collect fandoms like i'm building a Pokémon deck | Current main obsession is ASOIAF

[thememedaddy]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[carys-the-ninth]

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

[mxrandelyn]

Maekar Targaryen's slutty little waist and broad ass shoulders after he takes his cloak off in Lord Ashford's hall.

That's it. Send tweet.

[mxrandelyn]

*takes a deep breath in*

I love the smell of illegal residential pyrotechnics in the evening.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

therapy can be expensive. archive of our own and toxic old man yaoi are forever free

[artemisuns]

[audible-smiles]

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

[azspot]

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

[santhipoma]

[glasshomewrecker]

Everyone should be aware of nitter.net

for any address to twitter you can replace the “x.com” with “nitter.net” and you will be able to browse as if you have an account. Lifesaver.

Similarly, imginn.com works for most Instagram addresses. I still haven’t found one for Facebook.

[mxrandelyn]

Most Stranger Things fans are severely underestimating just how little men actually wore in the 80's.

I've seen people call Steve's Scoops shorts short.

Babes... you haven't the faintest idea how short the men's shorts could get back then. I'm talking 4 inch inseams at best as early as mid spring, men in crop tops left and right... and don't even get me started on the gym shorts. The Hoochie Daddy shorts of today are puritanically tame by comparison!

Former multi-sport captain and head jock Steve Harrington would absolutely be busting out the 2 inch inseam shorts and boat shoes combo, and he would definitely have a plethora of slutty little crop tops for as soon as the summer heat started settling in.

I saw how y'all reacted to shirtless Steve in season 4...

All of you would loose your ever-loving minds over 80's accurate Steve during peak summer temps and i need you all to understand that.

[sunderwight]

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

[thirstkanaphan]

[garpen]

"you already left kudos here"

And??? Let me like it again??? Clearly it deserves more??

[mxrandelyn]

As a cat owner one of my favorite things is the slow-mo claw. For those not in the know... First you get your cat's attention, you lift your hand high up above them, then slowly lower it towards them while making grabby head scritching motions.

Cat brain is gonna activate and go "Oh, i know what's happening. I'm gonna get pet! -Wait, why is it taking so long? Why is your hand so far away still? Wat are you- What the fu- Oh <i>hell yeah,</i> I'm gettin' pets!"

[freakyolivelady]

computa make my mutuals have a great day

[ankhegs-in-my-salad]

I can't believe my brother spent all this time trying to get me to watch Letterkenny but failed to mention that the only reasonable person in the whole town is Super Autistic Man and also Evil Gerard Way is there.

[mxrandelyn]

You know what... I wanted to, but i can't even argue with that. Slap a Canadian flag on it and that just about sums it up.

[knightclubbing]

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege