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An Illustrated Guide to the Not-So-Humble Mudcrab

While most Mudcabs are content to masquerade as rocks, some have adapted a more unusual camouflage.

The colorful Coral Crabs of Alinor, for example, blends perfectly into the ancient coastal reefs of the region.

The Mudcrabs of Valenwood, meanwhile, have a symbiotic relationship with the eponymous woods of the province. Tiny trees grow in the rich river mud on the crabs’ shells, using the crustacean’s travels to spread their seeds.

Nearby, the Pyandonean past time of Mudcrab fighting has gained popularity along the southern coast and islands of Elsweyr and Valenwood. It is customary to attach jewelry, spikes, or even bone into shells of juvenile crabs to give them a more fearsome appearance.

On the other side of Tamriel, the Mudcrabs of the Telvanni peninsula, in Morrowind’s remote north-east, are covered in the same molds and mushrooms as their habitat.

Far to Tamriel’s west, the blighted atolls and fibrous seas of what used to be the southern Yqd are home to crabs whose limbs are out of scale with their bodies, and whose crusty upper shells are covered in all manner of strange, symbiotic creatures.

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Amazing! ZeniMax Online Studios have just honored the passionate fanartists they stole designs from without permission by naming characters in the Elder Scrolls universe after them! LadyNerevar, the artist whose design for Queen Alessia was appropriated in the Greymoor DLC, has been immortalized through the character of Indoril Nerevar, Hortator and peacekeeper of the First Council of Morrowind! In a more subtle tribute, the artist whose Sotha Sil design was used for the Crown Store's Mercymother tattoo set relan-daevath's name was altered to create Brelan Neloren, an NPC in the Elder Scrolls Online: Morrowind DLC! We tip our hats to ZeniMax for their commitment to making amends, and congratulate these artists for having their names forever etched into the Elder Scrolls!

ladynerevar

I know this is a joke account, but...

That's not my art. That drawing is by RedMorpho, and is based on my art of Alessia, and my art of Alessia is based on Michael Kirkbride's version of her.

I think it's awesome that Zenimax looked at our designs and canonized them. They put their own spin on her while honoring what RM, MK, and I did. Unlike just taking a 2d image and turning it into a tattoo, this was clearly done out of love.

adz

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

onion-souls

WotC got caught stealth-editing a lot of their PDF back catalogue again, and some of the changes are just bizarre. Mentions of racism, even as fantastical as the Beholders' extreme xenophobia, and slavery and slavers, were erased. So what are the bad guys even doing in this high-fantasy pulp adventure world, embezzlement?

thedurvin

Illithids using brain parasites to turn people into indentured servants

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smokyjai

~ ⭐️ JAI Q ~ TIFFY TRAX ⭐️ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Artwork & MP3 DOWNLOAD Listen Soundcloud / Youtube ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

lohboh

daaaaaamn forcing a shitty live streaming platform and constantly pissing off your userbase with transphobic moderation practices and condescending statements from staff members didn't make this site profitable, who knew. weird how nobody wants to buy merchandise from you when you're ignoring user feedback either? daaaaaamn should've done more a/b testing I guess

lohboh

"600 person years of work went into trying to salvage this site" and how many of those went into making the desktop UI changes that everyone vocally hated. how many of those went into making the mobile experience worse with the stupid lightbox view for images and the video player that's a pain in the ass to fucking pause.

coypurat

oh to be carefree like this. theyre both so fucking epic

screechingfartdinosaur

She should be at the club

joaoppereiraus

Morning Butt Scratch

Nothing better than that obligatory butt scratch after waking up x3

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Hoatzin (Opisthocomus hoazin) aka "Stink Turkey", family Opisthocomidae, Manu National Park, Peru

The only living member of the bird order Opisthocomiformes.

This leaf-eating bird uses foregut fermentation, in its enlarged crop, to help break down its food. (The ferementation is where the smell comes from - "Pavo Apestoso")

They live in vegetation at the edges of lakes, streams, and rivers.

photograph by Francesco Veronesi

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Also they have claws on their wings when young!

ratsquinks

when the rat look like just an orbular head with feet, that's the good stuff

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mkultra-dropout

severeharmonygiver-deactivated2

This video has failed to amuse me in any way whatsoever

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elfcow

One of the few actors I've seen go out of their way to credit their stunt actors by name in an interview is Keanu Reeves, who makes sure that Chad Stahelski gets his stars whenever he does press.

Thing is, Keanu does all his own action. But Chad does all his stunts. And when Keanu was asked to explain the difference, he was like, "oh, I'll fight ten guys and pretend to shoot a gun and run around and do some acting... And then Chad will get by a car. And then I'll stand up, and do some running and shooting, and then Chad will jump off of a building. And then I'll get up and do some more running."

Funniest way to break down action and stunts, and also really cool to actually credit his stuntman that's been bringing the character to life alongside him.