Benedict Cumberbatch

45 year old dad to 3 [RP]

[glamberbatch]

[thelostsmiles]

Benedict Cumberbatch running down the street to quickly say hello to everyone at the Los Angeles premiere of Spider-Man: No Way Home 

part 2

[glamberbatch]

kawennahere​:

i don’t think they’d let us, but, you know. fuck it, i got lots of pockets. 

What they don’t know won’t hurt us, right? I don’t have many pockets, but I can hide them under my jumper, and hope nobody catches me. Can you tell I’m great at this shit?

[glamberbatch]

ddsteez​:

“You sir are a legend. I heard about the pink floyd thing and honestly I bow because not a lot of people have that chance. I respect you. Well see, I have to do it all myself with no help so that’s why it would take so long.”

They’ve always been one of my favourite bands, so when I got invited to do that? I actually lept up and screamed with excitement, that’s when you know it’s serious shit. Even so, how big is your house? What are you decorating it with?

[glamberbatch]

glamevans​:

Oh no thats wrong

Are you trying to tell me I’m not funny? What the fuck, bro?

[glamberbatch]

lizzchase​:

It is a special little effect he has on people isn’t it? His heart is too pure to leave anyone behind, I swear he’s the nicest man to ever walk the earth. I’m a little biased but I’ll own that. Yes, thank you! Her name is Ophelia, O for short. She’s healthy and home now, and honestly just the cutest little thing. I could stare at her 24/7 and still be just as heart eyed as the first second I saw her. 

It is, he’s like a lost puppy, forever clinging on to the loving connections that he makes. What a lovely name, for a lovely little girl. I’ve already seen Tom wandering around with her, and she’s so tiny! Especially compared to him.

[glamberbatch]

sophieturnerglam​:

Exactly and the only thing we can do is try to help ease the ache as much as possible. Might need to look into Calpol for sure, haven’t even thought to use that blasted thing yet. I mean … Kit’s not necessarily wrong on that one. They do just want to make children happy. Not lookin’ forward to that stage with Willa. Part of me wishes they’d believe forever and have that child innocence all the time.

I don’t know how popular it is in the US, but Calpol is the life blood of British kids, I can confirm that. Kit’s smart, he knows his shit. I can’t even tell if he still believes in Santa or if he’s just pretending he does for the sake of his younger brothers. He reminds me a lot of myself when I was younger - I had a meltdown when I was 3, because we had an electric fire in our flat which had no chimney, so I was concerned with how Santa was supposed to deliver my presents. Yeah, but it’s also good for them to understand the giving part of it, too - if they believe too long, they might just think Christmas is about them getting gifts, and not giving them, too, you know? They need a balance. 

[kawennahere]

can you even believe how many various christmas themed snacks they have on deck for this party? personally, i’m kinda amazed. sometimes i don’t get all the christmas hype, but they do go all out on the food front, and for that i have to show some respect. @glamberbatch​

[glamberbatch]

Do you think they’d let us steal a bunch and stockpile it in our room for the rest of the trip? 

[glamberbatch]

Benedict Cumberbatch attending the Ugly Sweater Party in Salzburg

[glamberbatch]

theswedishbilly​:

I’m not sure my mind can broaden anymore, but I’ll trust your word. What’s some of the coolest places you’ve got to?

That’s what I thought, but at 45 my mind continues to be broadened more and more. My brain’s getting to big for my skull! Oh, all over the place. I did a gap year at a Tibetan monastery. I’ve worked in New Zealand, South Africa, Mauritania, Italy, blah blah blah. Holidayed in Zambia, India, Argentina, Morocco etc, etc. I’ve been all over the place, really. Hard to pick favourites, but I do have a real soft spot for Tibet whenever I’m able to visit.

[glamberbatch]

haizstcinfeld​:

That is very true! There’s pros and cons and I’m biased because the two shows that I’m in, have both been on streaming services! Yeah, you can take the time to catch up on something else and before you know it, you can watch Hawkeye once it’s over. Wait, that’s amazing though, what movie was that? Aw, that sucks, was there cat hair on everything and everyone? Honestly, it sounds kind of nice.

Really? Well, look at you go! A number of my most recent movies have been released on streaming services, too, so neither of us can complain, it seems. When does the last episode air? So I know when best to time my first viewing. It’s The Electrical Life of Louis Wain! Which actually just came out in the US on Prime Video last month, so there we are. There was, but we had lots of lint rollers on standby to collect as much of it as possible. Still managed to get everywhere!

[glamberbatch]

harstyles​:

You better not. This is like a trust fall, you know, I’m putting my everything into this.

Good, because I have never ever let somebody slip through my arms whilst doing a trust fall.

[glamberbatch]

glamevans​:

Yeah whered they actually get their humor from

Me, duh. Funniest man alive. 

[glamberbatch]

sophieturnerglam​:

Cannot even begin to imagine the pain she’s going through, especially when she gets all cranky and fussy over it. I was able to give her children’s medicine and it seems to help her a bit with the soreness, besides the little ice rings I give her to chew on to help. Ah, shit, he’s onto them. Knows they’re imposters. My mum used to tell me they’re just santa’s helpers since he can’t come down from the North Pole to give himself time to prepare for Christmas.

Yeah, you just gotta remember that you’d be cranky and fussy over it, too, so it’s okay for her to be like that! Calpol is a life saver. As long as a kid doesn’t break a bone, Calpol is basically the cure for everything, I’ve discovered. Can’t pull the wool over his eyes - he’s too smart! That’s a good way to convince them, but Kit wouldn’t believe that either. He says they’re just nice men who pretend to be Santa to make children happy.

[glamberbatch]

hqlilithy​:

That is wild, wow. Genetics are crazy. I’m not sure how it’s determined if one is a boy or a girl, is it really just like…luck of the draw? Science and biology were never my best subjects but clearly the sperm in your family likes their testosterone and mine like their estrogen.

Well, we’re always taught that it’s just random luck what sex a baby ends up being, but it does make you wonder if certain families are genetically predisposed to one or the other. Science in general was never my subject at school. I was always artsy fartsy, if you can believe.

[rox712]

The Power of the Dog@TPOTD

Benedict Cumberbatch is the New York Film Critics Circle’s Best Actor of the year in #ThePowerOfTheDog.  Watch his “earth-shattering” performance as Phil Burbank now on @Netflix.

[ryboyreynolds]

So? Christmas, right? What to do? What to do? Seriously. I want to do a bunch of secret shopping for the small ones, but I have absolutely no idea what to get them. I think I’m gonna need more help than that green disaster movie. @theglamliststarters​

[glamberbatch]

I say we ditch the kids and go to Bali for two weeks for the holidays.