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twitter is having a normal one
there should be fewer think pieces about how trump voters in diners feel and more about how terrifying and exhausting itâs been for the majority of us to realize these past few years that between 30-40% of this country has been brainwashed by trump, fox news, qanon, and other right wing media and conspiracies into welcoming fascism with open arms and that they would be completely fine with the rest of us being massacred so long as dear leader can stay. our systems are broken but this is beyond that and itâs certainly not something that can be fixed with a single election.
Responding to a pandemic in the worldâs wealthiest and most powerful nation:
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOUâRE APOLOGIZING FOR BECAUSE IâM COMPLETELY CONFUSED
The RNA vaccines approved for COVID-19 in the US both need to be distributed at extremely low temperatures. Like 40F lower than any other mass-distributed medicine.
It turns out the Dippin Dots company runs the only nationwide supply chain thatâs ever operated at those temperatures. So all these big serious health orgs are consulting the expertise of, and even exploring renting equipment from, The Ice Cream of the Futureâąïž.
WODJSKXNSIJXSKD
I beg your pardon
this is making me HOWL
it's time for chanukah ratings! that's right folks, here are my definitive and highly scientific ratings of various chanukah-related decorations and memorabilia I've found on the internet
starting off strong, we've got a demon-summoning menorah cake from walmart. it feels vaguely appropriate for this year considering the drama in the spn fandom right now. the wobbly menorah arms are a safety hazard. 5/10 not osha compliant.
this feels offensive and yet I instinctively feel a connection to him. I didn't need or want zeidy santa in my life but now that he's here I want him to pinch my cheek and give me a hug. 6.5/10 I took off points for that god awful tea cozy kippah
wreaths are not our thing. that's your thing. stop putting our things with your thing. 5/10 at least it's pretty
this is technically a yom kippur decoration but it has menorahs on it so it counts. it also has a shofar. what holiday is this celebrating? nobody knows. it's schrodingers holiday. 8/10 I want to hang it up in my apartment and laugh at it
this is definitely offensive. stop it. he's holding a lit candle like he's gonna throw it at a dart board. there's also an actual candle sticking out of his chest. 1/10 somebody free this poor chassid from the clutches of christian normativity.
these socks are christmas cosplaying as chanukah. problem is, I absolutely would buy and wear them. 7.5/10 what do matzah balls have to do with chanukah
oh god. oh no. please stop. a messianic made this I just know it. -493028282928/10 I hate it put it back
wholesome. simple. not trying to pretend it's jewish christmas. makes me want chocolate. 10/10 would purchase
modern day whoâs on second
âme saw who! me saw who!!!â
I cannot stop watching this video. Itâs fucking hilarious and Iâve watching itâs approximately 20 times already
I think Iâve watched this every day this week and it hasnât gotten any less funnyïżŒ
Only 10 us presidents have lost their re-election which makes Trump losing very funny.Â
This is one hell of an achievement
Thereâs a house in our neighborhood that has homemade skeletons they put out every October and each morning they get up early and pose them doing something different. So my parents had the idea to make them a little skeleton baby and leave him like an orphan on their doorstep. I dropped the basket off and rang the doorbell and ran so weâll see tomorrow if they like their new baby!!
UPDATE
THEY ADOPTED & SWORE FEALTY TO HIM
Important addition to this post based on info directly from the family: sheâs actually a baby girl skeleton and her name is Bonita
This is AMAZING
Jewish holidays according to me, an Orthodox Jew with 12+ years of Jewish day school education and a healthy sense of humor
Rosh Hashana:
Weâre too cool for goyish January 1st so we need our own date, preferably right at the beginning of the school year so you donât have time to get acclimated to a schedule before getting food drunk again. But oh yeah judgement is scary! Better eat now before your fate is sealed happy new years :)
We eat very weird food as symbols for blessings-
Carrots
Leeks
Beets
Fish/Sheep heads (When I was 9, I read in an encyclopedia that fish eyeballs are a delicacy. They taste like licking the ocean floor, do NOT recommend)
Also, mmmm apples and honey
Sukkot:
Try explaining this one to any non-Jew, they will look at you like youâre crazy. It doesnât help that this one has basically one sentence in the Torah as a basis.
Alright, kids, try to follow along-
We live in a wooden hut (with branches for a roof because you need to be able to see the sky when you look up) for 8 days that is adjacent to your actual house, but nope donât you dare take a BITE of that brownie unless you go out into 40 degrees and windy weather.
Special guests include-
Abraham
Isaac
Jacob
Joseph
Moses
Aharon
David
Conveniently debuted cold, rainy weather
Bees
Moths
Plastic silverware and cups blowing around like this is a hurricane or something
Featuring- a bitter lemon with a special hat that you must not remove and a tree branch that you have to wave around in the same fashion as the macarena
Hoshana Raba/Shemini Atzeret:
Holidays bandwagoning onto Sukkot, they think theyâre special but theyâre not.
Simchat Torah:
Imagine hundreds of sweaty men on their second day without a shower dancing and singing badly in a way-too-small social hall with various children high on sugar zipping around. Fun holiday! Great for introverts.
Chanukah:
Ooh, our first non biblical holiday. That means that even though itâs 8 days long and we got saved for persecution, you only get one day off of school. Donât worry, though, teachers will give you definitely not homework anyways because finals season is soon!
But anyways, the oil lasted for 8 days so letâs eat cylindrical hash browns and donuts because weâre Jews and we love food.
I have 2 favorite parts of the Chanukah story-
Jewish heroine Yehudit seduced a very important dude with wine and cheese and then cut off his head to hang at the gates of the city
One of the Maccabee brothers (like the Jonas brothers of ancient times, but thereâs five of them and they fight Greeks instead of sing) got trampled by an elephant in battle because those were apparently everywhere, which is hilarious to me
Tu Bâshvat:
Trees got jealous of rosh hashana and demanded their own holiday, largely characterized by a song in which we declare that the almond trees are ripening. Also known as the holiday where everyone pretends that dried fruit is good for a day.
Purim:
âHey, letâs get drunk on an empty stomach! This will go great!â -everyone, immediately regretting that statement.
Easily the pettiest holiday, we listen to a guy read about how the villain paraded the hero around on a horse (which HE suggested as a reward for himself to the king) waxing praise about him, and getting garbage dumped on himself by his own daughter. Hilarious. Plus, he and his ten unpronounceable sons also got hanged on the gallows that he made for the hero. Karma is the devil. Oh yeah, and we boo very loudly every time his name is said. Petty as all heck.
Halloween on steroids- we go around and give food to other people, instead of them coming to us, and then you strategically plan where to hide your stash from your siblings so itâll last long enough to be satisfactory, but not too long so you have to throw it all out for Passover cleaning a month later.
Pesach:
Another 8 day food holiday, Judaism is predictable. Most people already know about this one, but I just want to talk about the Seder because the whole concept of it cracks me up.
So you sit down for a meal at 8:30 pm, but you only actually eat a vegetable dipped in tears for the first hour and a half. So by the time itâs ten, everyone is STARVING but first, eat a ton of cardboard and some lettuce dipped in chopped up apples and cinnamon and walnuts.
Afikomen- at the end of this very long, drunken meal, you have to go on a scavenger hunt for one last piece of cardboard matzah dessert (that nobody actually wants to eat). Judaism!
This holiday gets real old real fast. If you ever want to appreciate carbs, just go eight days without eating anything resembling bread or pasta. How people do Keto amazes me.
Shavuot:
Stay up all night learning, decorate your house with flowers, and eat a bunch of cheesecake. Whatâs not to love?
Comes at the end of a seven week countdown (or, excuse me, count up) where you canât listen to music or get a haircut, so everyoneâs pretty happy to do whatever by the time Shavuot rolls around.
MCU CINEMATOGRAPHY APPRECIATION POST PART 1
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Thor Ragnarok (2017):Â
Avengers Infinity War (2018):
Avengers Infinity War (2018):
Avengers: Endgame (2019):
Thor Ragnarok (2017):
Avengers: Endgame (2019):
Black Panther (2018):
Spider-Man Far From Home (2019):
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2 (2017):
Black Panther (2018):
Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2 (2017):
Captain Marvel (2019):Â
There are so many beautiful examples of great cinematography throughout this franchise. These are just a fraction of my favorite ones.Â
Dear September, please play nice.
please, please
September? Isnât it currently March 174th?
I was so confused by this post because I genuinely thought âisnât September in three months?â
Itâs in 6 days
HOT TAKE: Suzanne Collins most definitely witnessed a lag baomer celebration for the first time and then decided to write the hunger games
this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit
Certified iconic post
i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says âbruh.â
deadass
can we appreciate the respectfully tho?
the number 87 kinda looks like a plague doctor
Youâve just changed the fucking game
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