Multi-muse

@glass-toys

Playing with my touys | NSFW friendly ;) 'let your freak flag fly' or whatever they said in shrek the musical

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Got too many characters bouncing around in my head so now this exists. Intros/details are hyperlinked below.

Mun ( +navigation and rules) - glass gabs Ectoplasm - ectoplasm explains Quirkless!Midoryia - mido mumbles Villain!Iida - savitar speaks Kudo - leader laments Artery (OC) - art articulates + fantasy ver - witch wonders Todoroki - todo talks Sero - sero says Yanagi - reiko replies Cementoss - ishiyama insights Koki - koki keens Gang Orca - orca orates Uraraka - chako chatter Fireworks (OC) - fireworks figures Birthday (OC) - bday bargains Yamamoto (OC) - journalist jabs

Also feel free to send asks for characters not listed, as I am not against adding more

If hyperlinks do not work for some reason, you can find each intro under the tag #character info, and almost every rp thread starts and ends with #[character] rp start/end, with [character] being the name listed up there^

#glass gabs #ooc

a-bard-and-its-troupe

Yoichi, can you come help me quickly? The others refuse to listen.

@the2nduserofoneforall

What is it?

the2nduserofoneforall

Specifically Banjo, he won’t shut up at all. He’s trying to convince the ninth to do stupid shit. And everyone else is just chaos.

I think you're in the wrong universe, buster. This Yoichi's mine.

entayutaithe6thuser

i think you’re thinking of the wrong Kudo because he’s mine

Well, bucko, you'll never guess who I am

#leader laments

a-bard-and-its-troupe

Yoichi, can you come help me quickly? The others refuse to listen.

@the2nduserofoneforall

What is it?

the2nduserofoneforall

Specifically Banjo, he won’t shut up at all. He’s trying to convince the ninth to do stupid shit. And everyone else is just chaos.

I think you're in the wrong universe, buster. This Yoichi's mine.

#leader laments #not canon.

As soon as Uraraka woke, Bakugou brought her into the kitchen where he had breakfast prepared. "I have something serious to tell you. Something that could change our relationship. You can finish eating first though."

- Katsuki Bakugou @fishy-dolls

She was groggy, as she usually was in the mornings, but immediately perked up at Bakugou's words. "What? You can't just say something like that and make me wait!"

She gripped his arm. Was it finally happening? Did he finally realize? She never thought this day would come. "Tell me, tell me, tell me!!!"

He nodded. "Of course, well. I may like you. Romantically. If that changes anything about our roommate situation, I understand."

He'd rather not have anything change, he'd miss her. She made him calmer. A nice constant that improved his life, and now he's realizing just how important she was to him on a grander scale.

"Oh," she looked down at his admission, trying her best to hide her glee. "...Only 'like'? I think that's gunna put a damper on things, for sure."

The way she phrased it, did she like him too? He stood up, the chair scraping against the floor. "Do you like me too?" He leaned close, not wanting to miss a word she said.

"You idiot." She placed her hands on his cheeks, framing his face face in front of her. "I've been in love with you for nearly a decade."

He took a moment to process that. He was supposed to be the greatest, but he couldn't pay attention to Uraraka 's feelings close enough? "A decade?" Was all he said as he internally called himself a moron for not noticing for so long.

He looked so cute when he was confused. It's an expression she rarely got to see on him. "Yes! What did you think me saying 'I love you' out loud to your face all those times meant?"

"I'm so stupid." He said, walked over to her and sitting down on the chair on her left. "We've had sex! How did I not know!" His hands popped, frustration in himself building up, but just as quickly as it came, it went away when he looked at her again.

"You deserve a reward for that, anything you want?"

"I don't need a reward, silly." She playfully punched his arm. "That's not how dating works. I'm just glad you finally caught up with the rest of us."

"I'm aware, but I still want to give you something! Dummy!" He grabbed her cheeks, squishing them lightly between his fingers.

"Hmmmmmm," it was a little hard to make a proper thinking face with her cheeks squished, but she was literally cute, so she managed. "You remember that fancy restaurant we always walk past? With the pretty pink flowers?"

He sighed. "I'll get us a table later today." He kissed her forehead, the squish turning into a gentle hold. "Anything for you, Ocha."

"Thank yew." After the unfortunately chaste kiss, she grabbed his collar and tugged him closer. "And kiss me proper, damnit."

"Sp demanding! I love it!" He grinned before kissing her with all the passion he could, trying making up for the years he didn't see this as romantic.

Uraraka practically melted into the kiss, surprised how different it felt now that he was being intentionally romantic. She should see when her next day off of work is; they had some catching up to do.

#chako chatters #uraraka rp end

As soon as Uraraka woke, Bakugou brought her into the kitchen where he had breakfast prepared. "I have something serious to tell you. Something that could change our relationship. You can finish eating first though."

- Katsuki Bakugou @fishy-dolls

She was groggy, as she usually was in the mornings, but immediately perked up at Bakugou's words. "What? You can't just say something like that and make me wait!"

She gripped his arm. Was it finally happening? Did he finally realize? She never thought this day would come. "Tell me, tell me, tell me!!!"

He nodded. "Of course, well. I may like you. Romantically. If that changes anything about our roommate situation, I understand."

He'd rather not have anything change, he'd miss her. She made him calmer. A nice constant that improved his life, and now he's realizing just how important she was to him on a grander scale.

"Oh," she looked down at his admission, trying her best to hide her glee. "...Only 'like'? I think that's gunna put a damper on things, for sure."

The way she phrased it, did she like him too? He stood up, the chair scraping against the floor. "Do you like me too?" He leaned close, not wanting to miss a word she said.

"You idiot." She placed her hands on his cheeks, framing his face face in front of her. "I've been in love with you for nearly a decade."

He took a moment to process that. He was supposed to be the greatest, but he couldn't pay attention to Uraraka 's feelings close enough? "A decade?" Was all he said as he internally called himself a moron for not noticing for so long.

He looked so cute when he was confused. It's an expression she rarely got to see on him. "Yes! What did you think me saying 'I love you' out loud to your face all those times meant?"

"I'm so stupid." He said, walked over to her and sitting down on the chair on her left. "We've had sex! How did I not know!" His hands popped, frustration in himself building up, but just as quickly as it came, it went away when he looked at her again.

"You deserve a reward for that, anything you want?"

"I don't need a reward, silly." She playfully punched his arm. "That's not how dating works. I'm just glad you finally caught up with the rest of us."

"I'm aware, but I still want to give you something! Dummy!" He grabbed her cheeks, squishing them lightly between his fingers.

"Hmmmmmm," it was a little hard to make a proper thinking face with her cheeks squished, but she was literally cute, so she managed. "You remember that fancy restaurant we always walk past? With the pretty pink flowers?"

He sighed. "I'll get us a table later today." He kissed her forehead, the squish turning into a gentle hold. "Anything for you, Ocha."

"Thank yew." After the unfortunately chaste kiss, she grabbed his collar and tugged him closer. "And kiss me proper, damnit."

#chako chatters

As soon as Uraraka woke, Bakugou brought her into the kitchen where he had breakfast prepared. "I have something serious to tell you. Something that could change our relationship. You can finish eating first though."

- Katsuki Bakugou @fishy-dolls

She was groggy, as she usually was in the mornings, but immediately perked up at Bakugou's words. "What? You can't just say something like that and make me wait!"

She gripped his arm. Was it finally happening? Did he finally realize? She never thought this day would come. "Tell me, tell me, tell me!!!"

He nodded. "Of course, well. I may like you. Romantically. If that changes anything about our roommate situation, I understand."

He'd rather not have anything change, he'd miss her. She made him calmer. A nice constant that improved his life, and now he's realizing just how important she was to him on a grander scale.

"Oh," she looked down at his admission, trying her best to hide her glee. "...Only 'like'? I think that's gunna put a damper on things, for sure."

The way she phrased it, did she like him too? He stood up, the chair scraping against the floor. "Do you like me too?" He leaned close, not wanting to miss a word she said.

"You idiot." She placed her hands on his cheeks, framing his face face in front of her. "I've been in love with you for nearly a decade."

He took a moment to process that. He was supposed to be the greatest, but he couldn't pay attention to Uraraka 's feelings close enough? "A decade?" Was all he said as he internally called himself a moron for not noticing for so long.

He looked so cute when he was confused. It's an expression she rarely got to see on him. "Yes! What did you think me saying 'I love you' out loud to your face all those times meant?"

"I'm so stupid." He said, walked over to her and sitting down on the chair on her left. "We've had sex! How did I not know!" His hands popped, frustration in himself building up, but just as quickly as it came, it went away when he looked at her again.

"You deserve a reward for that, anything you want?"

"I don't need a reward, silly." She playfully punched his arm. "That's not how dating works. I'm just glad you finally caught up with the rest of us."

"I'm aware, but I still want to give you something! Dummy!" He grabbed her cheeks, squishing them lightly between his fingers.

"Hmmmmmm," it was a little hard to make a proper thinking face with her cheeks squished, but she was literally cute, so she managed. "You remember that fancy restaurant we always walk past? With the pretty pink flowers?"

#chako chatters

As soon as Uraraka woke, Bakugou brought her into the kitchen where he had breakfast prepared. "I have something serious to tell you. Something that could change our relationship. You can finish eating first though."

- Katsuki Bakugou @fishy-dolls

She was groggy, as she usually was in the mornings, but immediately perked up at Bakugou's words. "What? You can't just say something like that and make me wait!"

She gripped his arm. Was it finally happening? Did he finally realize? She never thought this day would come. "Tell me, tell me, tell me!!!"

He nodded. "Of course, well. I may like you. Romantically. If that changes anything about our roommate situation, I understand."

He'd rather not have anything change, he'd miss her. She made him calmer. A nice constant that improved his life, and now he's realizing just how important she was to him on a grander scale.

"Oh," she looked down at his admission, trying her best to hide her glee. "...Only 'like'? I think that's gunna put a damper on things, for sure."

The way she phrased it, did she like him too? He stood up, the chair scraping against the floor. "Do you like me too?" He leaned close, not wanting to miss a word she said.

"You idiot." She placed her hands on his cheeks, framing his face face in front of her. "I've been in love with you for nearly a decade."

He took a moment to process that. He was supposed to be the greatest, but he couldn't pay attention to Uraraka 's feelings close enough? "A decade?" Was all he said as he internally called himself a moron for not noticing for so long.

He looked so cute when he was confused. It's an expression she rarely got to see on him. "Yes! What did you think me saying 'I love you' out loud to your face all those times meant?"

"I'm so stupid." He said, walked over to her and sitting down on the chair on her left. "We've had sex! How did I not know!" His hands popped, frustration in himself building up, but just as quickly as it came, it went away when he looked at her again.

"You deserve a reward for that, anything you want?"

"I don't need a reward, silly." She playfully punched his arm. "That's not how dating works. I'm just glad you finally caught up with the rest of us."

#chako chatters

As soon as Uraraka woke, Bakugou brought her into the kitchen where he had breakfast prepared. "I have something serious to tell you. Something that could change our relationship. You can finish eating first though."

- Katsuki Bakugou @fishy-dolls

She was groggy, as she usually was in the mornings, but immediately perked up at Bakugou's words. "What? You can't just say something like that and make me wait!"

She gripped his arm. Was it finally happening? Did he finally realize? She never thought this day would come. "Tell me, tell me, tell me!!!"

He nodded. "Of course, well. I may like you. Romantically. If that changes anything about our roommate situation, I understand."

He'd rather not have anything change, he'd miss her. She made him calmer. A nice constant that improved his life, and now he's realizing just how important she was to him on a grander scale.

"Oh," she looked down at his admission, trying her best to hide her glee. "...Only 'like'? I think that's gunna put a damper on things, for sure."

The way she phrased it, did she like him too? He stood up, the chair scraping against the floor. "Do you like me too?" He leaned close, not wanting to miss a word she said.

"You idiot." She placed her hands on his cheeks, framing his face face in front of her. "I've been in love with you for nearly a decade."

He took a moment to process that. He was supposed to be the greatest, but he couldn't pay attention to Uraraka 's feelings close enough? "A decade?" Was all he said as he internally called himself a moron for not noticing for so long.

He looked so cute when he was confused. It's an expression she rarely got to see on him. "Yes! What did you think me saying 'I love you' out loud to your face all those times meant?"

#chako chatters

As soon as Uraraka woke, Bakugou brought her into the kitchen where he had breakfast prepared. "I have something serious to tell you. Something that could change our relationship. You can finish eating first though."

- Katsuki Bakugou @fishy-dolls

She was groggy, as she usually was in the mornings, but immediately perked up at Bakugou's words. "What? You can't just say something like that and make me wait!"

She gripped his arm. Was it finally happening? Did he finally realize? She never thought this day would come. "Tell me, tell me, tell me!!!"

He nodded. "Of course, well. I may like you. Romantically. If that changes anything about our roommate situation, I understand."

He'd rather not have anything change, he'd miss her. She made him calmer. A nice constant that improved his life, and now he's realizing just how important she was to him on a grander scale.

"Oh," she looked down at his admission, trying her best to hide her glee. "...Only 'like'? I think that's gunna put a damper on things, for sure."

The way she phrased it, did she like him too? He stood up, the chair scraping against the floor. "Do you like me too?" He leaned close, not wanting to miss a word she said.

"You idiot." She placed her hands on his cheeks, framing his face face in front of her. "I've been in love with you for nearly a decade."

#chako chatters

As soon as Uraraka woke, Bakugou brought her into the kitchen where he had breakfast prepared. "I have something serious to tell you. Something that could change our relationship. You can finish eating first though."

- Katsuki Bakugou @fishy-dolls

She was groggy, as she usually was in the mornings, but immediately perked up at Bakugou's words. "What? You can't just say something like that and make me wait!"

She gripped his arm. Was it finally happening? Did he finally realize? She never thought this day would come. "Tell me, tell me, tell me!!!"

He nodded. "Of course, well. I may like you. Romantically. If that changes anything about our roommate situation, I understand."

He'd rather not have anything change, he'd miss her. She made him calmer. A nice constant that improved his life, and now he's realizing just how important she was to him on a grander scale.

"Oh," she looked down at his admission, trying her best to hide her glee. "...Only 'like'? I think that's gunna put a damper on things, for sure."

As soon as Uraraka woke, Bakugou brought her into the kitchen where he had breakfast prepared. "I have something serious to tell you. Something that could change our relationship. You can finish eating first though."

- Katsuki Bakugou @fishy-dolls

She was groggy, as she usually was in the mornings, but immediately perked up at Bakugou's words. "What? You can't just say something like that and make me wait!"

She gripped his arm. Was it finally happening? Did he finally realize? She never thought this day would come. "Tell me, tell me, tell me!!!"

#chako chatters #uraraka rp start

More questions for The Character

If they could ask their future self one question, what would it be?

If they could tell their past self one thing, what would it be?

If they had amnesia (specifically about themselves) what would you remind them of first? And what would be better to leave forgotten?

#glass gabs #ooc #little list i came up with a while ago that maybe other ppl would enjoy thinking about #think about it urself or rb with answers for your oc/muse!!#The Character #character questions

homunculus-argument

Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

#witch wonders #ooc reblog

missulena-has-you-trapped

Hello, spider man *intimidating glare*

- Yamamoto

WHAT THE FUCK

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

Am I being divorced via someone else on this here website? Because that would be a low, but totally fail, I guess

You're not getting divorced. Chill.

I'm just here to say hi :) and have fun :) talking to the person :) who has made my two jobs :) twice as hard :)

missulena-has-you-trapped

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? I SAW BOOBS, YAMAMOTO. BOOBS. AND THEY WEREN’T MY OWN

… did I really make them difficult? I SWEAR I DIDN’T MEAN TO!

...This wasn't in regards to the boobs. But noted.

I meant all the stuff that happened before, with the PR and damage control and news and more damage control

missulena-has-you-trapped

WELL, FUCK ME WITH A CHAINSAW I GUESS. This really is my divorce ):

Weeeeeelllll, on that note, I didn’t mean for that to happen. As is typical with your local menace to society. Pretty sure the other news people still call me that

Hold on, let me consult with the team on this

They say that society is judgemental but we think you're chill. So there's that.

missulena-has-you-trapped

OKAY BUT HAVE YOU ASKED THEM ABOUT THE DIVORCE???

BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I HAVE MORE PRESSING MATTERS THAN BEING JUDGED FOR THE FACT THAT I HAVE DONE MANY THINGS THE GOVERNMENT HATES

Yeah, yeah, we've all done shit the government wouldn't want to hear about. So what?

There's also no divorce. We're all rooting for ya, bud. Right, @reports-from-the-cursed ?

reports-from-the-cursed

i still don’t know why they’d be getting divorced. my soap opera :(

please don’t get divorced

See? Nothing to worry about. We're just being annoying because you're a more public figure now, but it's all for fun :)

missulena-has-you-trapped

I DON’T LIKE THIS PUBLICITY. Buuuuuut I’m glad it’s just fun. I don’t wanna get a divorce

Then don't :)

missulena-has-you-trapped

How can I stop it??? If he knows I saw someone else’s boobs then that is almost certainly a divorce ):

Sir. Ma'am. Stranger I know from the internet. Do you even know Iida Tenya Ingenium Loverboy at all?? Kind of insulting that you'd doubt him so much, honestly. You're allowed to have eyes, you idiot.

missulena-has-you-trapped

I DO KNOW HIM. I DID MARRY HIM. But seeing other people’s tits was not in the marriage thing. They were completely bare, Yamamoto. I don’t even see his iiddies that often

His. huh?

missulena-has-you-trapped

IIDDIES. HIS BOOBS. I DON’T SEE THEM. AND I SAW SOMEONE ELSE’S BOOBS

THIS IS CATASTROPHIC

I. I need time off to mentally recover. That's my boss. That's my boss' chest you are talking about. And calling "iiddies." That's.. no.

missulena-has-you-trapped

That is also my husband! I feel like I can call his boobs iiddies. BUT THAT IS NOT THE POINT I AM TRYING TO MAKE

YAMAMOTO PLEASE

THEn maybe TALK to your HUSBAND about BOUNDARIES instead of his MAIN PR REP about his CHEST. PLEASE..

missulena-has-you-trapped

I WILL!

GOOD

#journalist jabs #yamamoto rp end

missulena-has-you-trapped

Hello, spider man *intimidating glare*

- Yamamoto

WHAT THE FUCK

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

Am I being divorced via someone else on this here website? Because that would be a low, but totally fail, I guess

You're not getting divorced. Chill.

I'm just here to say hi :) and have fun :) talking to the person :) who has made my two jobs :) twice as hard :)

missulena-has-you-trapped

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? I SAW BOOBS, YAMAMOTO. BOOBS. AND THEY WEREN’T MY OWN

… did I really make them difficult? I SWEAR I DIDN’T MEAN TO!

...This wasn't in regards to the boobs. But noted.

I meant all the stuff that happened before, with the PR and damage control and news and more damage control

missulena-has-you-trapped

WELL, FUCK ME WITH A CHAINSAW I GUESS. This really is my divorce ):

Weeeeeelllll, on that note, I didn’t mean for that to happen. As is typical with your local menace to society. Pretty sure the other news people still call me that

Hold on, let me consult with the team on this

They say that society is judgemental but we think you're chill. So there's that.

missulena-has-you-trapped

OKAY BUT HAVE YOU ASKED THEM ABOUT THE DIVORCE???

BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I HAVE MORE PRESSING MATTERS THAN BEING JUDGED FOR THE FACT THAT I HAVE DONE MANY THINGS THE GOVERNMENT HATES

Yeah, yeah, we've all done shit the government wouldn't want to hear about. So what?

There's also no divorce. We're all rooting for ya, bud. Right, @reports-from-the-cursed ?

reports-from-the-cursed

i still don’t know why they’d be getting divorced. my soap opera :(

please don’t get divorced

See? Nothing to worry about. We're just being annoying because you're a more public figure now, but it's all for fun :)

missulena-has-you-trapped

I DON’T LIKE THIS PUBLICITY. Buuuuuut I’m glad it’s just fun. I don’t wanna get a divorce

Then don't :)

missulena-has-you-trapped

How can I stop it??? If he knows I saw someone else’s boobs then that is almost certainly a divorce ):

Sir. Ma'am. Stranger I know from the internet. Do you even know Iida Tenya Ingenium Loverboy at all?? Kind of insulting that you'd doubt him so much, honestly. You're allowed to have eyes, you idiot.

missulena-has-you-trapped

I DO KNOW HIM. I DID MARRY HIM. But seeing other people’s tits was not in the marriage thing. They were completely bare, Yamamoto. I don’t even see his iiddies that often

His. huh?

missulena-has-you-trapped

IIDDIES. HIS BOOBS. I DON’T SEE THEM. AND I SAW SOMEONE ELSE’S BOOBS

THIS IS CATASTROPHIC

I. I need time off to mentally recover. That's my boss. That's my boss' chest you are talking about. And calling "iiddies." That's.. no.

missulena-has-you-trapped

That is also my husband! I feel like I can call his boobs iiddies. BUT THAT IS NOT THE POINT I AM TRYING TO MAKE

YAMAMOTO PLEASE

THEn maybe TALK to your HUSBAND about BOUNDARIES instead of his MAIN PR REP about his CHEST. PLEASE..

#journalist jabs

missulena-has-you-trapped

Hello, spider man *intimidating glare*

- Yamamoto

WHAT THE FUCK

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

Am I being divorced via someone else on this here website? Because that would be a low, but totally fail, I guess

You're not getting divorced. Chill.

I'm just here to say hi :) and have fun :) talking to the person :) who has made my two jobs :) twice as hard :)

missulena-has-you-trapped

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? I SAW BOOBS, YAMAMOTO. BOOBS. AND THEY WEREN’T MY OWN

… did I really make them difficult? I SWEAR I DIDN’T MEAN TO!

...This wasn't in regards to the boobs. But noted.

I meant all the stuff that happened before, with the PR and damage control and news and more damage control

missulena-has-you-trapped

WELL, FUCK ME WITH A CHAINSAW I GUESS. This really is my divorce ):

Weeeeeelllll, on that note, I didn’t mean for that to happen. As is typical with your local menace to society. Pretty sure the other news people still call me that

Hold on, let me consult with the team on this

They say that society is judgemental but we think you're chill. So there's that.

missulena-has-you-trapped

OKAY BUT HAVE YOU ASKED THEM ABOUT THE DIVORCE???

BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I HAVE MORE PRESSING MATTERS THAN BEING JUDGED FOR THE FACT THAT I HAVE DONE MANY THINGS THE GOVERNMENT HATES

Yeah, yeah, we've all done shit the government wouldn't want to hear about. So what?

There's also no divorce. We're all rooting for ya, bud. Right, @reports-from-the-cursed ?

reports-from-the-cursed

i still don’t know why they’d be getting divorced. my soap opera :(

please don’t get divorced

See? Nothing to worry about. We're just being annoying because you're a more public figure now, but it's all for fun :)

missulena-has-you-trapped

I DON’T LIKE THIS PUBLICITY. Buuuuuut I’m glad it’s just fun. I don’t wanna get a divorce

Then don't :)

missulena-has-you-trapped

How can I stop it??? If he knows I saw someone else’s boobs then that is almost certainly a divorce ):

Sir. Ma'am. Stranger I know from the internet. Do you even know Iida Tenya Ingenium Loverboy at all?? Kind of insulting that you'd doubt him so much, honestly. You're allowed to have eyes, you idiot.

missulena-has-you-trapped

I DO KNOW HIM. I DID MARRY HIM. But seeing other people’s tits was not in the marriage thing. They were completely bare, Yamamoto. I don’t even see his iiddies that often

His. huh?

missulena-has-you-trapped

IIDDIES. HIS BOOBS. I DON’T SEE THEM. AND I SAW SOMEONE ELSE’S BOOBS

THIS IS CATASTROPHIC

I. I need time off to mentally recover. That's my boss. That's my boss' chest you are talking about. And calling "iiddies." That's.. no.

#journalist jabs

missulena-has-you-trapped

Hello, spider man *intimidating glare*

- Yamamoto

WHAT THE FUCK

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

Am I being divorced via someone else on this here website? Because that would be a low, but totally fail, I guess

You're not getting divorced. Chill.

I'm just here to say hi :) and have fun :) talking to the person :) who has made my two jobs :) twice as hard :)

missulena-has-you-trapped

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? I SAW BOOBS, YAMAMOTO. BOOBS. AND THEY WEREN’T MY OWN

… did I really make them difficult? I SWEAR I DIDN’T MEAN TO!

...This wasn't in regards to the boobs. But noted.

I meant all the stuff that happened before, with the PR and damage control and news and more damage control

missulena-has-you-trapped

WELL, FUCK ME WITH A CHAINSAW I GUESS. This really is my divorce ):

Weeeeeelllll, on that note, I didn’t mean for that to happen. As is typical with your local menace to society. Pretty sure the other news people still call me that

Hold on, let me consult with the team on this

They say that society is judgemental but we think you're chill. So there's that.

missulena-has-you-trapped

OKAY BUT HAVE YOU ASKED THEM ABOUT THE DIVORCE???

BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I HAVE MORE PRESSING MATTERS THAN BEING JUDGED FOR THE FACT THAT I HAVE DONE MANY THINGS THE GOVERNMENT HATES

Yeah, yeah, we've all done shit the government wouldn't want to hear about. So what?

There's also no divorce. We're all rooting for ya, bud. Right, @reports-from-the-cursed ?

reports-from-the-cursed

i still don’t know why they’d be getting divorced. my soap opera :(

please don’t get divorced

See? Nothing to worry about. We're just being annoying because you're a more public figure now, but it's all for fun :)

missulena-has-you-trapped

I DON’T LIKE THIS PUBLICITY. Buuuuuut I’m glad it’s just fun. I don’t wanna get a divorce

Then don't :)

missulena-has-you-trapped

How can I stop it??? If he knows I saw someone else’s boobs then that is almost certainly a divorce ):

Sir. Ma'am. Stranger I know from the internet. Do you even know Iida Tenya Ingenium Loverboy at all?? Kind of insulting that you'd doubt him so much, honestly. You're allowed to have eyes, you idiot.

missulena-has-you-trapped

I DO KNOW HIM. I DID MARRY HIM. But seeing other people’s tits was not in the marriage thing. They were completely bare, Yamamoto. I don’t even see his iiddies that often

His. huh?

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