Eternally Caffeinated and Overworked

Sam/29/London. Bourbon, Baker, Bilingual, Butt lover.

[pnahwuzzer-deactivated20210422]

[somecutething]

[expiredpersona]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[basketcasemp3]

i hate them skjafhkakjg

[darktrainer]

“A heᵉᵉᵉˡˡˡᵐᵉeeettt!”

[gremlin-spawn]

Being gay means watching LOK for the Korrasami relationship and wanting to fuck Bolin

[bob-belcher]

[bellossom]

[blond-shell]

[glassglobedbaobab]

Okay, so...

Despite intending to end up in Ponder’s End, I’ve ended up in Reading with my very best friend wondering what the actual fuck am I doing here because a) I’m single (properly) for the best part of a decade and I’m b) in hopeless, deep, infatuation with the person I’m staying with.

Fuck the feelings. I genuinely have no idea what to do.

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

*Goes to the club once* 💁🏽 So into VOGUING RIGHT NOW! via @auntycherrychan

[digitalintimacy-deactivated2018]

high art

[climbingouttathehole]

[theoppositeofadults]

he snapped

[that-twink-over-there]

Owen Did That

[chivalrouswooly]

“You can’t just respond on a human level?”. This dude is an empty suit. Lmao

[travalicious]

[stevienick]

# grown siblings fighting over tamagotchis

[fishyandclintbarton]

Pretty sure that only Brits of a certain age will get this one. I’ve been laughing for about an hour now.

[1dietcokeinacan]

I’ve triangulated the coordinates……..the call is coming from inside this pussy

[butchbetty]