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[weallheartonedirection]

Science. It reduces the stupid.

[dollsahoy]

Bonus points for ‘dihydrogen monoxide’

[glassquartz]

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by buying a bottle of wine at the movies

Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID’s. I’m too lazy to go back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I’m alone and was embarrassed to ask for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story and continue on about how lonely I’ve been recently. He tells me he’s off in a few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I text my date what’s happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I thank him for his gesture. He didn’t even ask for my number or anything. I think Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious.

I don’t deserve Jared.

-thebassoe

[peekingboo]

[casualphoenix]

THIS IS FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

[study-hard-be-evil-loki]

reblogging to fuck with someone else. 

[dinkyrattlesnake]

I thought my phone fucked up

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

I THOUGHT THIS FUCKING SITE BROKE AGAIN

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

What the fuck

[rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs-dea]

Bruh STAAAHHPP

[lolopan-deactivated20181119]

I am just gonna do late night shit posts as sans from now on i s2g

[hollowoutmybody]

We have finally reached the ideal state of humanity.

[glassquartz]

[i-am-the-phantom-blog]

Reblog this if you're older than Google.

[grrrbarrowman]

It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

[skygenders]

[11-11-1992]

Oh shit *raises hand quickly*

[whitefeather79]

I’m older than google.

[charmanderisacutie]

Literally by 2 days

[glassquartz]

Anybody know what these could be worth

[kitsunekasaii]

Jupiter’s moon, Callisto.

[something-in-the-way-she-knows]

is no one going to explain what all the lights are

[wardens-oath]

they’re impact craters! callisto is one of the most heavily cratered object in the solar system, and as far as my very basic research has just gone, the light parts are essentially iced over impact craters

so, essentially, we’re looking at something with a very frosty/icy surface. they’re bright because they reflect the sun!

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

its so weird how ur gender supposedly dictates which shapes and textures of fuckening cloth u are permitted to drape over ur flesh prison

[dialmformags]

but seriously why is there no name for this trope

[logically-devonian-blog]

How the Geneva Drive (the mechanical step that makes the second hand on a clock work by turning constant rotation into intermittent motion) works.

[thelynnfiles]

Oh snap!

[cutlerish]

As an engineer, this makes me happy.

[thefurrynerd]

If only one loop of this gif were equal to one second…

[endoshan]

easy peasy

[aibohphobia]

watching this while listening to a clock ticking is the best decision i have ever made

[fayescarlet]

Man this is rather fascinating.

[sosuperawesome]

RainbowRollingPins on Etsy

[glassquartz]

I need all of these

[kingjaffejoffer]

[wckm-reblogs]

It can go all the way down to the county level, which is kinda crazy.

[teamrocketgruntlisa]

28,000 people have my surname. Mostly in Ukraine. Interesting. It was changed on Ellis island though and I’m not 100% sure what it was before.

[mothgoggles-deactivated20210706]

9k, mostly in the Caribbean. That was unexpected.

[glassquartz]

There's only 394...I'm rare...all most notably north american(aka: white af)

[kingjaffejoffer]

[wckm-reblogs]

It can go all the way down to the county level, which is kinda crazy.

[teamrocketgruntlisa]

28,000 people have my surname. Mostly in Ukraine. Interesting. It was changed on Ellis island though and I’m not 100% sure what it was before.

[mothgoggles-deactivated20210706]

9k, mostly in the Caribbean. That was unexpected.

[raiseyourvibration]