Weekend Warrior

28, She/her, got put in tumblr jail over a raccoon post

[infidusfiles]

Alright twitters down again what’s up on this hellsite

[salvasti]

XIII 

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

me: [minding my own business, chewing an object]

god: …what are you eating?

me: [starts chewing faster]

god, rising: NO.

[he tries to pry open my jaws as to confiscate the object. i bite him. i am cast out from eden.]

[memetokyo]

This is my new favorite thing on the Internet

[wyvorin-archive]

• Ignis Scientia •

I’m afraid brilliance cannot be summarized -◇ﾟ

[ebony-and-chocobos]

i am so ridiculously in love

[girlactionfigure]

Link

[anauthorandherservicedog]

I believe he also now has a library card.

[sizvideos]

[jhameia]

tonight’s aesthetic: Cookie Monster philosophizing in an art museum

[aur-eliaa]

This just changed my life.

[kurotsuchi-sterling]

The lasagne one has opened my eyes

[raeseddon]

Honestly these all come off as nightblogging comments and they’re perfectly valid.

[everythingfox]

oh lawd he comin

[spiroandthelacktones]

mike’s hard look at yourself

[kaijutegu]

lizard out there really gonna do it

[kaijutegu]

this lizard is braver than any US marine

[kaijutegu]

he’s going for it, the absolute madlad

[kaijutegu]

[fuckabilitypolitics]

bisexuality is not trans-exclusionary tell ur friends

[corsolanite]

Pikachu would like your credit card details.

[caveisgettingdeleted-deactivate]

he can have them

[thetrippytrip]

Im assuming he’s also mad about kosher food!??

[movie-gifs]

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) 

+ bonus

[thecryptkeeper]

here’s my hot take

[strawbebbynya]

[megidonitram]

you forgot someone.

[she-who-fights-and-writes]

As a new yorker, i can confirm

[tiktoks-we-like]

[amaskdescribingamask-deactivate]

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

[soundsof71]

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.” 

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

Freddie Mercury may very well have had the biggest dick energy of anyone who ever lived