amanda

look at the stars, look how they shine for you. hit counter

[mobpsycho100]

[glasstaco]

i literally don’t use my account for anything other than looking at porn, once that’s gone, i’m hitting delete.

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

bird: *bounces instead of walking*

me: fucking superb you funky little dinosaur

[be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life]

[androidboy]

[ghostofanacho]

cuddlemnstr:

i haven’t seen this on tumblr yet so i thought i would put it here. maybe you’ll laugh at me, maybe it’s futile, but it literally cannot hurt to try. it’s fast and easy. enter your zipcode and it spits out the letters that you can email with the simple click of a button. please. try anything. i know this could go viral.

nationalpopularvote.com 

link to RT on twitter

[safetylights]

Everyone please do this. It can’t hurt to try it’s so so easy to do

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

*plugs phone into computer to charge* yes my child, drain the life from your superior,

[micdotcom]

Donald Trump is president with a Republican controlled House and Senate. Samhita on where we go from here:

[sashayed]

[actionables]

[myownprivatememories-deactivate]

[cursedimagez]

[croptopdelapistola-deactivated2]

She completely absolutely did that

[salithemage]

Election memes in 2012:

Election memes in 2016:

[buzzfeed]

A Latina student at a university in Boston said that her professor on Thursday handed back her paper and told her, in front of the class, “This is not your language.”

After looking at more of the comments the professor left on her literature review, Suffolk University sociology major Tiffany Martínez noticed that the professor had circled the word “hence” and had written, “This is not your word,” underlining “not” twice.

And at the top of her paper, the professor had written, “Please go back & indicate where you cut & paste.”

Martínez, an aspiring professor who was born and raised in the Bronx, told BuzzFeed News that her professor had called her to the front of the senior seminar course on Thursday to receive her graded paper when she made the language comment.

“She spoke loudly enough that students at the back of the room heard and asked if I was OK after class,” Martínez said.

She felt terrified after the incident.

“I spent the rest of the class going back through every single line, every single citation to make sure that nothing had been plagiarized, even though I knew I hadn’t,” she said.

Continue reading.

[sonoanthony]

Man….

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

It be like that i remember one time a professor handing me back my paper saying see me after class. Paper was so well written he didn’t believe i wrote it based on my appearance told me to email him the file so he could run it through a plagiarism checker. Even then he still thought i paid someone or a family member wrote it.

[micma]

fergalicious is 10 years old……….fergalicious…..is 10…….years old…..

[micma]

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

Fun game:

Replace “Father” in Christian texts with “Daddy”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“Our Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name”

[tangleofrainbows]

“forgive me, daddy, for i have sinned”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. - Matthew 6:6“

[gayrab]

[jasonptodd]

Pet: *falls asleep* Me: *lies down in front of them, gets three inches from their face, and stares at them for 30 minutes*