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"Some things are so much better than gold. Like me, Jade." ✧ An indie rp/ask blog for the daughter of Nasira, Jade, of Descendants. Much obliged if you'd read the Rules and About before interacting. Art/Images not mine unless specified. ✧ || Follows from HERE || ✧ {m!a: None}

[valtsv]

don't fuck with me boy. i know of mushrooms that could fix your marriage, and i also know mushrooms that could destroy it in seconds.

[coffiero]

there’s a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet // panic! at the disco

[moshimanju]

[nyx-rps]

[gotham-daily]

[brxkenscenequeen]

Normal person: I love you.

Aladdin, an intellectual: I have many jams.

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

“[Will and I] had one scene together which is called the jam scene now that we improvised. Guy was an absolute champion in trusting us with that moment and allowing us to take over and see what happened.” - Mena Massoud Aladdin (2019) dir. Guy Ritchie

[seenthxwxrld]

@gliitteringxjade

Smile on his face and jams in his hands, he pushes them forward. "I..." God how does he not make an utter fool of himself like he heard his father did- "I got you some jams! The finest ones we have to offer."

[gliitteringxjade]

        “Jams?” Were they a courtship gift in Agrabah? Ah, curses, she really should have looked into the more modern customs instead of only ever remembering the old ones her mother had mentioned-- “Well, I...I am honored! What jams perchance to you have?”

[brookestilinskis]

[plasticblisss]

Not to be cruel but seducing men is literally the funniest thing in the world

[flynnriders]

[wiickedxgood]

@gliitteringxjade

"Hey 'cuz, look at this little guy I found!" Jay shoves his hand that has the worm he found in it with a grin. "Think I'm gonna name him Barry."

[gliitteringxjade]

       “Jay, I don’t have time for whatever you--”

       Jade’s soul has left the chat. "WHY???”

[henlolizer]

[sydriaen]

she’s beauty she’s grace she will not punch you in the face bc she knows a thousand different more intelligent ways to fuck u up 

[forsaken-angel]

[crabapplepectin]

I'm kinda meh about roof gardens/ grass roofs bc they can accumulate a lot of weight and collapse/ cause leaks

But living walls? Mighty sexy

They provide natural insulation, which not only keeps the heat in during cold days, but keeps the heat out during hot ones. It's better planned and maintained than vines (depending on the plant ofc).

Flooding in urban areas can be reduced since the roots and the growing medium will hold in moisture. Air can be purified, and heat can be reduced because of evaporation.

I just love living walls

[help-mywife]

Help; my wife just printed out a list of “things to talk to the plants about” so we can help them grow