calling all space chickens

[fuckyeah2000s]

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

[ministarfruit]

yuri month day 16: please ruin me ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

[animentality]

Bane, Myrkul, and Bhaal might've succeeded if they'd picked these three instead.

[crow--teeth]

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

[crow--teeth]

For context

[frog43]

what if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

[naamahdarling]

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

[spiribia]

glados would love making AI art. she would be like heres a picture i drew, for you. thats you falling in that fiery pit. your arm is on backwards . i did that on purpose, as a metaphor for how you're so backhanded. here, let's pull up another one. that's you dying from neurotoxin. oh, dear, your hand's been replaced with an image of anvil. i also did that on purpose. honestly, youv'e got to figure that one out yourself, you can't possibly expect me to explain all my symbolism.

[ramuneda5149]

what if w

[smolsleepyfox]

Okay fuck this

hyperspecific poll be upon ye

I have called the cops on my high school graduation

I have written fanfic for media i have not consumed

I like rain more than sunshine

I have exactly 8 tattoos

I have taken iron supplements at some point in life

my favorite color is taupe

I've been seriously injured at a supermarket

I've never been to IKEA

I have eaten raw potatoes

None of these apply to me

Voting ended onApr 14, 2023

Chime off in the tags if more than one applies to you

[astraldemise]

[saturniidae-served-cold]

[milf-adjacent]

Whoever made that tag doesn’t realize how much we love 80s Synthwave Numb Bob Fan Dance in this home

[ricekrispyjoints]

let's form a band

vocals

guitar

bass

drums

violin

mandolin

piano / keyboard

synthesizers

cowbell

Voting ended onFeb 11, 2023

[relientk]

okay let's bake a cake 🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

[dianapocalypse]

[4disease]

whatever. American Sunday

[niceinchnails]

why so celibate

-the jerker

[shizas-salad]

Why did this make me laugh

[niceinchnails]

Because my friend you have a jovial soul

[outofcontextbratz]

[tackypies]

i cannot emphasize enuf how path to nowhere lures you into being a parent. yes it does have hot women. yes the women are well-written and multifaceted and are great to look at. but the moment you step thru the bureau's doors you are also now in charge of at least 5-20 children. and you love them with all ur heart. they r now ur kids. YOU are the milf now.

[slimegargoyle]

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

[venomshole]

[pathologising]

the fresno nightcrawlers