the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.
i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason
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the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.
i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason
âThe employees need a larger salaryâ âhmmmm large celeryâ
Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again
Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?
Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???
something something the poetry of science etc
woah
yeah
this too shall pass but the fuck was that for
"he's trying to fuck the elf" is a great voice acting exercise. you can try out so many different tones and inflections and it's fun every time.
Reblog to save a duck
Quack quack
Itâs getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again
Once I was feeding some ducks from a bag of birdseed I brought with me, and this woman next to me looked so confused and asked what I was feeding them
When I said it was birdseed she just went âoh- can they actually eat that? Is that safe?â
I didnt know how to respond like, at all, so I just pointed at the duck and said âbirdâ
She then had a look on her face like a new groove was just forcibly carved in her brain and said softly âoh my fucking godâ
you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern. it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this
This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. Weâre ready for it now
this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"
My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.
I feel like the real peril of growing up Christian that no one really talks about is how deeply veggie tales songs get embedded into your fuckin head like a ticking time bomb of inanity
it could be decades later and youâre minding your own business in line at the grocery store or on the bus or trying to fall asleep and from the depths of your brain comes âthe bunny, the bunny, ooh I love the bunnyâ
youâll never be free
someone, being normal: itâs time
my goblin brain:
anytime i lose my hairbrushâŚ..yall already know whats going down
me: walking anywhere
in the depths of my hell mind, in a French accent: KEEP WALKING! butyouwonâtknockdownourwall keep walking! BUT IT ISNâT GONNA FALL!
ITS 3AM AND I AM HYSTERICAL đđđ THE COMMENTS
Water buffalo.
Baaarrrrbara mANATEE (manatee, manatee)
I sang the entirety of Oh No What We Gonna Do last night, from memory, including correcting someone else that was trying to sing it. I havenât seen âWhereâs God When Iâm Scared?â in 10 years.
#I canât believe no one mentioned The Pirates Who Donât Do Anything
Well now itâs stuck in my head.Â
More of the boys
Concepts of the boys back when they were just in MotW still.
I can't believe I didn't post both together.
This is a custom setting that me and my partner are hoping to turn into an actual TTRPG system that combines elements from New World of Darkness, Monster of the Week, and Masks.
End result should be similar to DC or even Dispatch.
Concepts of the boys back when they were just in MotW still.