GlitchedOutPup

Devil pup, mpreg connoisseur 22

[amandasmurfee]

All of my main 4 bordered prints

[scolo-centipede]

Real people aren't made out of wires, silly.

[ghostie-juice]

These hedgehogs sure are spooky!!

[glitchedoutpuppy]

No capes AU with teen dad Bruce wayne. This this I need more of in like double points of its omegavers

Like collage Bruce hooks up with some guy gets pregnant and is like welp gotta take care if this baby now. And the media trys to make fun of omega bruce wayne who whored his way around but Bruce is just that autistic that he's got no idea that they are needlesly critiquing. All the sly comments go over his head. All that mattered is his baby.

There is alot of bad media about him in hos early days of father hood but one reporter keeps taking silly goofy relatable moments of Bruce and his son which gets other people to lay if him and low and behold that reporter I'd Clark kent. Who is over the moon when he is reached out by Bruce's team to do an intivew in him.

And shit just goes from there. If I could write I'd write this fanfic bc young father Bruce who I'd just a boy failure getting crushed on by the nervous reckon Clark kent is what i need in life

[glitchedoutpuppy]

My new OC Sammy who is a breeder for his people. This is his. First pregnancy and he’s got almost few in his litter. He’s excited to see how large he grows when he’s at full term.

Art reference was Gonzais sketch references

[glitchedoutpuppy]

I beilove if voltron Nd DC crissed over Keith would be adopted by batman he meets all the criteria

> Black hair

> emotionally stunted

>hopelessly quree

> 'orphan'

> natural fighter

> had a strong emo/reble youth

Need i say more bc I can

[glitchedoutpuppy]

Idk bout yall but calling Bruce Wayne Princess and good girl is something I live for. Like yeah hes buff as fuck but that man wants to be treated like a god damn princess when he get plowed

[glitchedoutpuppy]

Inspired by that one person that rebloged the og of this ans said what I'd the league knew

Continuing my femboy Brucie Wayne where Ollie has a tape of Bruce dancing like a stripper and singing to material girls while looking like a God damn icon in fishnets from their collage days

At the Watch Tower during a mission de brief

Bruce: Anyone else have something to add?

Oliver: *clears his throat* I do *walks around the table passing everyone a stack of papers

Bruce: what is this arrow?

Clark: why are you handing your will out? Are you dying???

Hal: Why the fuck does Harely Quinn get your secret base?!

Oliver: I'm not dying but I might be after this, I have decided that in good spirits that I will share something with the team, something to bring us all closer, something that will help us bond as a team

Bruce getting flashbacks to Jason's speech a few days earlier

Oliver: I just want you all to know how much I love you guys to be risking my life for this *plugs a flash drive into the computer

Bruce: *relises what is about to happen* Oliver I want you to think about this

Oliver: there are some things worth dying for

Rest of the league confused waiting for Bruce break everyone bone in Oliver's body. Oliver plays the video on the large screen they have, Bruce is hoeified it was one thing having his children seeing this but his co workers. Bruce was thinking about blowing up the base.

Meanwhile the others cannot take their eyes of the screen.

Barry: there is no way in hell that is Bruce

Hal: God damn spooky I had no idea you where a stripper

Bruce: I was never a stripper.

As Bruce says this money could be seen in the video getting tossed at Bruce while he dances. Bruce turns to glare at Oliver.

Oliver: You should all be thanking me right now, this may be the last time you ever see me

Diana: Well I'll say thank you, Bruce you look stunning, why do you not dress like this now?

Hal: Yeah Brucie why?

Bruce: *glaring at hal* because I am older now and need to keep up professional aperiances.

Jon: there is no reason why the way you use to be dress isn't professional, well asked from the extreamly short shorts. You do look presentable.

Diana nodding in agreement. Bruce grumbles walking out of the room embrassed that Clark had seen that and beyond flushed thst Diana called him stunning.

Diana: what about you Clark what do you think k of the collage days Brucie.

Clark who hasn't been able to take his eyes of the screen face red, trying to reboot his own brain.

Clark: I uhh I um I need to ah well um yes I will go get the things in the uh stuff *gets up almost speeding out if the room.*

Hal: If they fuck I want $20

Oliver: I'm not betting against that

Hal: you're rich as hell man

The aftermath if this

Diana conties to complement Bruce on how he looked incourging him to do the look now. She even drags Clark and makes him tell Bruce that he though Bruce was the sexyiest thing he had every seen. Bruce caves not being able to handle pretty woman and hot golden Retriever man complementing him this much. He does the look again still looking stunning and has the best night of his life with his closest friends.

Might actullly turn this I to a fic later so leaving myself some notes

100% Diana calls Bruce princess and good girl and Bruce loves it.

Clark is a service top and makes sure both Bruce and Diana are having a good time

Bruce is a bratty power bottoms for Clark but is an absolute good girl for Diana.

[tomatoshoup]

guys i think he overdid it

[yhroa]

What if…

[mystictastemakerpost]

I like to think that thanks to Jason's death, Dick's hair became straighter and let it grew bacause he couldn't care less. He was trying to be a good brother to Tim tho, and Timmy was trying to also be a good brother but you know, he was doing the best a little kid could know.

[deadchannelradio]

anyway i bring that up because i think jason's singular hobby is that he's a line cook. which you would argue isn't a hobby at all and i would agree with you but Jason doesn't know how to have fun outside of the context of work and restaurants take all kinds of nutjobs. he interviews and shit and gets the job because he doesn't care about things like "being paid" a "livable wage" and seemed like he was on the least amount of drugs at the time of the interview. upon showing up the first day he's getting settled on the line and the servers come in to be like hey whats up man welcome and like the 5th server is none other than dick grayson. they look at each other in silent horror for 5 seconds before dick visibly comes to some sort of decision and is like. Hi Man I'm Rich Nice To Meet You. and jason is like. im jason. and then they have to pretend not to know each other from there on out until dick gets fired for exhibiting freak behaviors

[deadchannelradio]

dick gets a job as a server to exhibit his most unsettling self for once he spends all of his time being put together and nice and keeping people from biting each other and at this job he gets to be somewhat deranged to all of his coworkers. he's the pet freak. hes acting so hard it has actually looped back around to not acting at all. it's the kind of stuff you expect from a line cook like juggling the steak knives because it's dead or picking the lock into the restaurant when you're locked out but coming from a waiter its like uncanny valley. he never cries in the walk in. he gets screamed at by guests and doesn't even blink. a woman poured her drink in him once. he was the one to take out the forgotten mouse in a trap that nobody else would touch. he never writes down orders and has never forgotten one. one time the servers were having this somewhat classic discussion and someone was like Hey what was the last thing that made you cry? and he went "my dad" and walked away. he'd never mentioned having a dad before.

jason goes to work to be a line cook so normal it loops back around to being weird.

[deadchannelradio]

"hey rich so what's that dad of yours like?" dick voice the alive one or the dead one? (asker crumples like aluminum foil)

[deadchannelradio]

jason is so bewildering because he's like. this gigantic wall of meat of a man and he's got a gazillion scars and he's just like painfully regular. like hey man it's mothers day and you haven't even vaped on the line. everyone else has done cocaine. you havent even had coffee. you just finished closing down your station and now you're dishwashing. hello. "what. josé wants to go home too." ITS NOT THE DISHWASHING ITS THE LACK OF DRUGS. "i dont like drugs" ITS MOTHERS DAY!!!

[deadchannelradio]

"but jason IS weird" you might say. "he's an incredibly violent man and he says deranged things all the time!" this, i have to tell you, is a bog standard line cook.

[spicy-apple-pie]

I like the idea that Bruce was going to school to be a doctor before he dropped out and trained to be batman lol.

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[dilucs-kitty]

Batman dog owner vs Superman cat owner

[glitchedoutpuppy]

When Bruce gives birth to a baby I 100% believe he'd get depressed because he believes that he is a terrible father and he has failed all of his Kids and feels like that he is going to ruin the innocent life that he and Clark crested together. And the fact that he can't breast feed, because of all the injuries and stress, doesn't help since he feels like he can't give their baby anything worth wile from him.

Bruce doesnt look at the baby often and when he dies he only sees Clark in them and that makes him happy. Even with Damian he is happy to see that he takes after his mother more then him.

He tries to bottle feed the baby but they cry when Bruce picks them up and he feels guilty and will pass the baby to Clark or Alfred who are able to sooth the new born and feed them.

Clark does his best to incrounge Bruce and help him though this but his words wall onto deaf ears. It's wasn't untill Bruce was left alone with the baby fir some reason and they where cryin, all Bruce could do was sit there next to the baby's crib staring at the baby feeling like if he touched them it would only make it worse, he needed to call Clark or Alfred he needed someone to take care of his baby.

Jason was the one to come to hos aid, before hand Alfred had asked Jason to help Bruce with the baby but Jason got caught up with things and was late, so when he entered the manor hearing the wailing baby he runs to the baby's room seeing Bruce on the floor, staring blankly at the baby.

Jason wastes no time going to the baby shushing then back to sleep. He looks at Bruce going to chastise him for letting the baby cry like that but all he could see was how broken and lost his father was. He sits down next to him on the nercy floor to which they sit in silence untill Bruce thanks him for taking care of the baby.

Jason's asks why Bruce didn't do anything to which he blankly says he's a horrible father, he can't protect the one's he loves, he's ruined all of the robins and how Jason especially should understand that Bruce wasn't fit for this thst he would ruin his newborn.

Jason agrees with Bruce, he agrees that Bruce messed up and lists of times he was a bad father, but he goes on about the times he was good, how he saved himself, dick and many others from falling into darkness, how he has help make Gotham safer. He explains that now Bruce has the power and knowledge to be a better father, be the father that he never had. Jason forgives Bruce for all he feels guilt for.

This was a breaking point for Bruce, he hadn't cried since he gave birth but now on the floor with his second eldest and his newborn he breaks down into sobs whole Jason sits there with him. Bruce felt better after this.

He may not have changed right a way. He still refused to feed the baby or sush them when they cried but he would hold them when they where calm, give them bathes and change them. It took month for Bruce to be more hands on with the baby occasionally still feeling like a failure but would think back to Jason's words and try to not give I to his own negative thoughts.

[glitchedoutpuppy]

Bruce in collage loved to dress feminly and do his make up and became weirdly good at doing female voices. But because of the batman and other life things he goes though he drops all of this.

Jason: *Burst into the room where the fam is just chilling* Yall I have found a gold mine

Dick: And that this?

Jason: So Roy has given me the greatest gift-

Steph: Removing that stick up your ass

Jason: Fuck off no, he raided Ollies room looking for what ever and found this *Holds up a tape*

*Everyone looks at it curiously*

Jason: This is Bruce in his collage years

Bruce who was sitting on the couch reading the paper minding his own business is now very alert of the whole situation, worried that his son has gotten a hold of a sex tape incrementing photo of him. mean while everyone eager to see what is on the tape

Bruce: Have you seen what's on it? *Starts sweating nervously*

Jason: Not yet, thought we as a family could have some bonding time. And would you out father, the man who want all of us get along really ruin this bonding moment for us

Dick: Yes Bruce, we are having some much needed family time

Damian: I do not believe that seeing Father in collage would warrant bonding time. Tim: Especially since he's a drop out

Jason: I may not have seen what's on here but Roy has and he told me it was well worth it.

Bruce is getting ready to jump to break the TV as Jason sets up the tape so they can all see what's on the tape

Que a video of Bruce drunkenly dancing on a stage like stripper dressed in the whorish thing known to man with make up that looks as if it was done by a professional. Oliver could be heard cheering Bruce on while Bruce sings to Material Girl.

All the batkids are absolutely shocked by this their eyes glued to the TV.

Tim: *Whiping his mouth after spitting out his coffee now being more awake then he has been in weeks* Damn Bruce I didn't know you where a raging femboy in Collage the hell?!

Dick: Or such a... talented dancer

Bruce is hiding behind his paper trying to avoid the gawking stars of his kids

Steph: More importantly who ever is singing is so talented give more air time to the chick singing Ollie! *Steph yells at the TV like he could hear her*

Bruce: That's me

Jason: I'm sorry what was that Bruce

Bruce: I'm the one singing

Batkids: Huh?!

Steph: WHY HAVE WE NEVER SEEN THIS SIDE OF YOU

Bruce: It's not that important

Dick: Not important Bruce! This is the most important thing. More so did you do that make-up yourself?????

Bruce: Yes

Steph: Do mine! Bruce do my make-up right now or I will commit mass murder

Bruce: I uh Steph that really isn't ness-

Steph grabbing reaching to grab one of Damians swords who is now getting ready to fight Steph

Bruce: Steph stop, alright I'll do your make-up

They all then spend the next few hours letting Bruce do full glam looks on them, while they listen to Madona. Damian even got in on it after pretending he is only doing this because Dick says he gets in on more family bonding time, but he is the one that keeps the look on the longest totally not sending photos to Jon to make him jealous

[glitchedoutpuppy]

I see your Batblob Batman and raise you batblob Damian wayne. He's just a lil guy who will grow up to really embrace the name demon brat

Also Batblob Bruce crying on the floor bc why not