Duke: Question, if Bruce like, dies, who gets guardianship of me and Damian?
Tim: Well, it's sort of up to you.
Tim: You could pick Alfred and he's the safe choice and Damian will probably go with him but if you really wanted to, for fun, you could pick Dick or Jason or me, I guess. We're all over 18.
Duke: OK, for the heck of it, why would I pick any of you?
Tim: Well, Dick is fun, he would probably be chill but he had the potential to become a helicopter parent so there's that. Jason is... Well, at least you won't go hungry, I guess. And me, well, I'm easy going. I'd pick me if I were you. You have a better chance of staying alive.
Duke: Since I've known you, you've killed three cacti.
Tim: Is that anyway to speak to your father?