yikes

sam, 19, aquarius   . · . ⋆ ✩  idk what i'm doing

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

that gamer feel when……ur gaming

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

explain

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

only gamers will get this

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

that episode of spongebob where he’s bombing at standup so he starts making racist jokes about squirrels

[tangled-pixel-harpsichord]

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

[enbyroses]

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mrpibb]

[mysharona1987]

[gxndjdgdb]

[writing-prompt-s]

Everytime you pour water there’s a fish in it

[chasememv]

the b in michael b. jordan stands for beautiful

[toasthag]

me: i’m super stressed abt this :/

brain: aw no sweat, if things don’t work out, you can always die! :)

[pizzamenu-deactivated20181209]

[stephanemiroux]

2018 mood

[catsuggest]

the last thing u see b4 u die

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[dawngrl]

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl 

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i got centipedes, got a lotta centipedes, got a lotta people tryna take away my centipedes

[subarucloutback-deactivated2018]

[vltra7-deactivated20231230]

in todays maxi challenge you need to make it through the day

[saiasus]